s: "I went to Starbucks for a coffee yesterday, and gave the cashier my usual name, 'Batman'. As a 40yo woman with two babies in tow most of the time, I usually get a laugh when I say my name. But this time the cashier said 'uh, we're not supposed to take a fake name, actually. I need a real name.'" 
I went to Starbucks for a coffee yesterday, and gave the cashier my usual name, "Batman". As a 40yo woman with two babies in tow most of the time, I usually get a laugh when I say my name. But this time the cashier said "uh, we're not supposed to take a fake name, actually. I need a real name." I looked at her point black and said "do I need to give you my name to buy a coffee?" And she said "no no no, you can just pick something normal. You know, like Karen." I said "Well, that's obnoxious, but you do what you have to do," and walked away.
I almost complained to the manager but by the time I got my coffee, I saw that she had written "Erin" on my cup and disappeared herself into the back. So.... mindful of the fact that I'd likely be dismissed as "Karen" for complaining, I just left.
I don't like this timeline.
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They're somehow less funny than we are
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It's terrible to agree with the feminists conceptually but be so put off by how unfunny and miserable they are that I end up disagreeing out of spite half the time 😔
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@Grue agree, we shouldn't shame people for choosing unusual names too represent themselves.
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It all depends if you're leaking pre c*m or not while doing it
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Weirdo
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People who willfully/knowingly choose incorrect spellings of common names should be
that's some 
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people shit and in your heart of hearts you know no passing 
would choose Aimily which outs them worse than their "dead"name
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Thats not very positive
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You're right, thank you actually
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No problem!
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Careful there. Giving off pretty
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vibes.
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The real carp would never say this.
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found the incel
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Me when I try to convince myself to register as a republican :(
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I wonder why
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what do you mean? she tells starbucks her name is batman! THAT'S HILARIOUS!
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I'm not a fan of the quirky Chungus tbh
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but she said they laugh every time! she has to be telling the truth. not only are you not allowed to lie online but...SHE SAYS HER NAME IS BATMAN THAT'S SO FUNNY!
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Bet she would die laughing at this meme
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I'm proud of the women for this comment.
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great....
that makes her go from Karen, to that pathological liar psycho b-word that was looking for a reason to fake cry
I'd rather get Karens than the public melt down lady
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Why's starbucks so racist
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https://theoutline.com/post/4192/starbucks-racism-timeline
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He's even Java. I don't see how they could say no.
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Checks out
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It's a real mystery
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Lol @ man hating feminists saying people are being too cruel. Wonder how they became like that.
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Omg life is just like Stranger Things
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Just say "that's literally my name" and see if they call your bluff
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Call my bluff wagies.
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That's sort of a male pornstar name lol
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(surname)
Apparently there's 850-1150 people in the US with batman for a last name?
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Wait so Bateman it's an alternative spelling of Batman and Christian Bale played both Patrick Bateman and Batman.
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Which means Batman is a serial killer
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a serial killer and a fascist
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I've always referred to Christian Bale's portrayal of Batman as "the Bateman."
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"Batman" is a military position and thus a fairly common surname (more popular in the UK). Melbourne, Australia was briefly called Batmania and the name was considered for the continenet.
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No wonder there are so many battyboys down there
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A batman was an officers servant.
In public schools (in Bongland this means fancy boarding schools) the elder students got to use the younger students as servants and this was called- I shit you not- ‘stragging' where the younger servants were called strags.
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It would be better to be the man pitching or bowling the grenades rather than batting them away. Don't want to be caught out.
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It's pronounced "bat-min". Like "Spiderman" without the hyphen.
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There really is a Marsey for everything.
This is by far the number one gay cat site on the internet
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Nananananananana nananananananana BATMAN!
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Isnt us name law lax as frick. How dose xashier know batman isnt her real name?
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As it should be, giving yourself a dumb name is as good a warning as a face tattoo.
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All mayo names are dumb.
Edit: shut up Adam
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Actually a funny username?
New Freudian slip unlocked
Trans lives matter about 59% of the time.
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they're just tired of zoomers filming random employees and posting themselves going "bro I got the Starbucks NPCs to call me Voldemort
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This is like the grab-the-ice-cream-the-wrong-way thing.
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I tell them that my name is Merry Christmas
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I give a fake but normal name and then feel really happy with myself.
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This is definitely an L
Don't be mad about being labeled a Karen when you act like a Karen
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It would be a bit off putting if a yuppy woman was trying to be cute with you while you were having a bad day.
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Letting women have credit cards was a mistake.
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I conclude that women are flawed. There is something mentally wrong with the way their brains are wired, as if they haven't evolved from animal-like thinking. They are incapable of reason or thinking rationally. They are like animals, completely controlled by their primal, depraved emotions and impulses. That is why they are attracted to barbaric, wild, beast-like men. They are beasts themselves. Beasts should not be able to have any rights in a civilized society. If their wickedness is not contained, the whole of humanity will be held back from advancement to a more civilized state. Women should not have the right to choose who to mate with. That choice should be made for them by civilized men of intelligence. If women had the freedom to choose which men to mate with, like they do today, they would breed with stupid, degenerate men, which would only produce stupid, degenerate offspring. This in turn would hinder the advancement of humanity. Not only hinder it, but devolve humanity completely. Women are like a plague that must be quarantined.
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No one should be compelled to surrender their ID to know one. Frick starcucks l, Dunkin' Donuts nation
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