s (men) pooping up the thread will be removed from the entire Lolcow Salon for a month." 
The Kiwicel Man-Hate Megathread. 9k replies since August 2023 
"I've been thinking about this for a while and there's no other place I can express it, so here it is. Tell me what you think of the following idea:
Men are not capable of romantic love. They pretend to love women to get free labor (s*x/mommy bangmaid)
High value men (hot/rich) will use the promise of love to trick as many women as possible into free s*x, if/when a HVM wants children he will enter an established relationship with an attractive younger woman long enough to convince her to birth his children. If he isn't rich, he will likely stay with her long-term to avoid child support/get free domestic labor/boost his image. If he is rich he will not stay long-term, unless to boost his image. Regardless, HVM will not be loyal, and will cheat if they think they can get away with it.
Low value men (average/ugly and not rich) will use "love", or the potential of it, to trick women into relationships so they can get free s*x/mommy bangmaid they wouldn't be able to get otherwise. They deeply resent the fact that they can't have whatever woman they want like the HVM, and will often take it out on women, especially the women they're in relationships with. They would cheat if given the chance, they just usually aren't. This creates the illusion of love and loyalty."
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There is no bigger L you can post about yourself as a woman that you couldn't get a moid to fall in love with you. There are men who fall in love because a girl looked pretty opening a jar one time or showed interest in a brand of motor oil. They become simps at the drop of a hat.
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Ah but they may fall out of love, and this is seemingly not easily predictable, which is distressing.
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True bb
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Big ups to the kiwi gals. Shout out Lidl Drip 10/10 man disrespecter
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The absolute delusion of foids. Take it from here, Chris
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Null's simpery is unreal
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Huh, weird, I feel the same way about women.
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Kiwingcucks are truly cucked.
How does it feel to know that
likes dramachads and feminists more than you? 
!moidmoment !foidmoment
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Don't forget about the woman-hate thread, Null hatereads it and eventually moved it to the Neurodivergent Thunderdome (poltard containment zone) probably because he hopes to get a true and honest Beauty Parlor GF one day (but really just because the woman-hate thread used to be in General Discussion, a general board, whereas Neurodivergent Thunderdome is as close to "terminally online man subforum" as there is, whereas the man-hate thread was already in the terminally-online woman subforum)
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proly did it to avoid getting the site removed again for good reason
cant be the bad bad poopy daukxing site AND be misogynistic
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Null could probably be swimming in insane kiwigussy if he wanted. He has crazy and neurodivergent women throwing themselves at him a lot. Like that one crazy bongaloid
@Trollcow who carved his name into her leg 
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Let's be real, that was a satanic ritual.
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I can't even fathorn the level of mental illness it takes to make a foid into a kiwicel,
is doing the right thing by going volcel
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If I lost my status as a mommy bangmaid, then I'd just be some chick with two and a half jobs and only one cat, coming home to an empty house. That would suck so much!
Life would be so boring without moids, I will not accept life without my moid and his marsey
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!biofoids The Patriarchy got another one
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He fed me three times yesterday. THREE TIMES THIS MAN FED AND STARBUCKS'D ME!
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You are basically his pet at this point
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Holy shit, you're back. It's good to have you around, man.
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Why doesn't he contribute to housing costs?
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Not necessary at the moment. I prefer knowing the numbers. He contributes to groceries and other necessary purchases
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You know you can share numbers and have a household budget, right?
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Look, the fewer pressures on me to join finances, the better. My parents have somewhat separate finances, and regardless of marital status, I'm just better at managing my side of things.
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Where's the lie? Moids, prove you're capable of selfless love by upmarseying this comment without expecting anything in return.
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Every favor I do for a woman I expect s*x in return
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Even from your mom?
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That's why I don't do any favors to my mom, or any frontholes really.
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Especially*
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I havent thought this through and its EVERYTHING
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Moids aren't capable of love, and that's a good thing.
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lmao
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Gamestop employee coded hair.
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Which
symbol is this?
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looks like 3 males in a
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“3 males in a
(male)”
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bb look at the other tattoos and tell me ⚧️ (which the person getting tattooed is) surrounded by 3 ♂️s doesn't imply getting peepeeed by 3 moids lol
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It absolutely does mean that lmao just giving you shit for the nooooticing being so strong
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There should be a matching tattoos badge on here
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i'll make one if you post your boyfriend's and yours
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No tattoos on either of us though
We want to get some maybe down the line though. Just cutesy little ones
maybe involving cats and astrology 
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Just think how many mb you would get if you got a marsey tat
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It would be a mad world, indeed!
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if you tattoo a marsey you'd be the first on the site to have a marsey tattoo
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It has to be the real mascot marsey? Hmm we are both dumb enough to do it tbh
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yea someone from https://watchpeopledie.tv tattooed marsey already
but you'll be the first from this site 
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All I can do now, is adopt an orange cat and atone for my sins
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You could actually murder a wpdcel too
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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!chuds
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ZWABAG HWABAG
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What is it?
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soyjack party nonsense, they like this girl from a Dutch or Danish comic
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also dutch isn't a real language
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