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There isn't an equivalent to manchild because moids typically are the ones that don't grow up until their 40s-50s lmao

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name one childish trait among females that socially unacceptable as an adult. you cant

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BIPOC stop being afraid of foids and get a job or something

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I have a job doe its one of those jobs that are great because I do nothing 99% of the time.

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What is it? :marseyfluffy:

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nyot dwoxxing myself :marseypain:

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But I work hard and I don't want to :marseycry:

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Get a programming job where most of your peers are old

Not at my work but I've seen other companies where the other programmers are all so geriatric that they make progress incredibly slow (so not much is expected of you per week) and are easily impressed by any small accomplishment you make

!codecels confirm?

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This is true but you can also just work in a business :marseybroker: that uses lots of indians for the same effect

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:marseyagree: Old devs have already automated everything and don't care about your bullshit "features" or "revenue"

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Im living this dream. We hired a couple of younger guys but had to let them go because they were literally r-slurred. I can get by on about 3 hours work a day.


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Yikes imagine not burning oldcels to generate power instead.

!edgelords

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It's true my worth comes from knowing the arcane incantations to revive a 30 yo database that no zoomer will touch :marseyseethe:

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I somehow managed to land a job where they openbsd in prod, I think they discount how unusual knowing how to use openbsd is :marseypuffer:

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I can somewhat attest. The drawback is that you have to deal with absurdly out of date programming practices- one example that drives me fxking crazy is that one of our Elder Graybeards who refused to ever learn git has a bunch of code like this

/* ---TICKET-NUMBER CODE CHANGE--- */
code code code
/* ---END TICKET-NUMBER CODE CHANGE--- */

He used to comment this shit ANYTIME there was a change to anything so legacy scripts are littered with this :ragejak:

However yes - because they are traditionally slow as molasses to do anything, you are expected to be as slow as them. Simply by using a modern IDE you can probably work 10x faster than them. I have witnessed that some of these older devs unironically code in notepad - and I mean Windows Notepad, NOT Notepad++.

And anyone young willing to take up this work has solid job security. Being the only guy under 65 puts you in a very advantageous position and very few zoomers have the balls to take your place - one look at the stuff you're working on makes them :zoomertears:

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Absolutely true, that describes my first full time programming job perfectly. I was the youngest engineer by decades and everyone was super impressed because I wasn't slow as shit.

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I've never been able to properly gauge whether I'm slow or fast. Not really a programmer though. Just like code monkey because I'd rather automate my job than work it.


Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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Where I live, most companies fire programmers once they hit 35

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>men: has hobbies

>women: "omg what a manchild lmao"

!fellas it's morning somewhere :marseycoffee:

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:#marseykennethdarlington:

:#marseyinvisible: :#marseytrad: ew boys like things

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Cry lmao

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>Cry lmao

:#taylorlorenzcryingtalking:

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