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Funny how they start sounding like the "grognards" they despise.
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I want Elon to buy Reddit so bad. Imagine all of the jannies that might actually rope irl over that.
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I want Elon to buy reddit and hasbro not because I like him or want to save the products, but to put the cultural parasites through the same bullshit they put us through.
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Despite constant warnings that the same thing would happen to them when the pendulum swung. They of course will learn nothing from it and act like complete victims. I would only hope that they would suffer at the very least.
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One side loses its toys, one side loses its money. Both suffer disorder. We agents of chaos win.
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Elon rechuds reddit and unbans every sub on principle
Rdrama
TheDonald
Coontown
Legoyoda
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That also means Jailbait and the "ageplay" subs
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/r/2balkan4u
!eurochads
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My biggest wet dream
is him buying reddit 
and all the banned 
subs coming back
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Beware what you wish for, might end up like the tumblr
exodus and drag everything done with it.
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The tumblr containment breach was honestly one of the most harmful manmade natural disasters since the BP oil spill. Fandoms, video games, tv and the entire culture industry still hasn't recovered from it and likely won't for the forseeable future.
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The biggest offer Aevann is known to have declined is $50,000.
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Who was it?
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DO IT ELON I KNOW YOU LURK HERE
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Elon probably likes 4th edition
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4e sisters, it's time to move to 13th Age!
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explain the joke
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4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons was somewhat controversial due to how brusquely it shifted from 3.5e's design paradigms.
The most common canned criticism is that it made things "like an MMO" by splitting classes into specific combat roles and giving every class activated abilities to suit that role, i.e.: "Warlord" as a class that somehow healed people through what should be, by fluff, encouraging words to raise morale.
5th Edition walked everything back and just became diluted 3.5e in a desperate attempt to court its lost audience.
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good answer.
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4th Edition is one of those things where people in an already-incredibly-gay hobby choose a subset of the hobby to be like "actually those guys are especially gay"
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i get it now. thanks
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It was New Coke DnD
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nice
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Here's hoping he does and releases a Doge
Magic: the Gathering set to go along with the new Universes Beyond slop.
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I'm so glad I quit magic 12 years ago to not have to endure marvelslop
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There's still static community formats without new bullshit, its the only magic I will really touch nowadays
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True, I can always play with peeps who haven't bought new cards or sets. Tho my favorite card games have been deck builders now
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Yeah they seem more isolated from the incentives that hurt tcg games design
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PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME
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Couldn't he just make his own system like pathfinder where all the numbers and rolls are implicitly DnD whateverE compatible?
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I look forward to D&D 3.875, and pathfinder 1.5 but chudlier
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Can't wait for my Paladin's Smite to do extra 2d8 radiant damage to homosexuals
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The frick is radiant damage? It'll be sacred damage
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Radiant damage is oppressed homosexuality
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That's not dramatic.
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Time to get naughty you freaky santa sluts
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If he buys DnD, I assume his first move would be to roll it back to whatever edition it was before WOTC bought it, which all of the players would probably love, right?
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WotC has owned D&D for 25 years now, most D&D players who started post-WotC prefer one of the WotC editions. If such a reversion happened in 2009 it might've gone over well, but most millennials and zoomers have only ever known/played WotC D&D.
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Who care what they love, I want them to suffer.
I've been house ruling my own "DnD' for a bit now and will probably refine it at some point just to run games with my kids tbh.
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"Oh great, time to play Dad's weird game again
" is what I'd say if I didn't intend to inflict a computerized version on my theoretical future children 
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And that's why nobody loves you
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Hmm. Strange. Your mother didn't indicate that to me.
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He just has to revert to 5e, and bundle some of the expansion books together and he'll be DnD Jesus.
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The preface of the new rule book or something shits all over the original creators of DnD. Funny how Redditors don't have a problem with that. The audience (on Reddit) has been completely replaced by tourists that have pushed out the original audience.
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Redditor wrote this without a hint of irony lol
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Elon cameo in My Little Pony when?
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Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boikitty slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boikitty twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boikitty with his massive thicc German peepee and then he goes all in. Fricking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
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Straightest Swede
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