Name: Penny

Pronouns: She/Her

Hobbies: Making Nazis Cry (and leave social media), not having any recent selfies, frustrating fascism and fascists.

Here, Mostly, just to claim this anchor. People tell me good things about the community.

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"Trans women are women!" say the leftoids.

"Trans women aren't women!" say the rightoids.

"Trans women are women if they pass!" say the coomers.

"HSTS are women but AGPs aren't!" say the weird nerds.

"AGPs are women but HSTS aren't." say the dramachads. "It's a fetish, and that's a good thing!"

Think about it, these are the most universally disliked group of trans people. !Chuds hate them for obvious reasons, !nonchuds because they insinuate that being trans is a fetish. It's is every dramneurodivergent's duty to go out and cheer on valid gender euphoria experiencing queens while decrying the HSTS menace for being sexual predators who prey on innocent straight men.

Y'all are clearly too uppity thinking that y'all are human beings and shit 😂😂😂

The tampon dispenser in a boy’s bathroom in a Connecticut school was ripped down 20 minutes after being installed.

The principal sent out an email describing the event as “the most egregious instance of vandalism” and promised “consequences” for the “list of suspects.”… pic.twitter.com/aAdkMtbui8

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 1, 2024

Friendly reminder to nazis that the tampon dispenser will be replaced, the vandal will be caught and punished, and young trans men will be able to menstruate peacefully in the men's room the way they deserve, and there is nothing you can do to stop any of this.

Oh yes the handsome and brilliant prime minister of a civilized country supports this, how funny!

Another sociopath who wants to pathologize innocent trans kids

"I'm getting BTFO by the law everywhere, but at least I can engage in petty violence!"

"I think little boys being nazis is just nature and not how shitty men like me raise them"

Laugh at these obsolete dinosaurs as the world passes them by.

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Trains breaking people's brains part 484762838

Reminds me of a joke: a man dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets there, god tells him he can ask one question and God will give him the answer. The man thinks about it and asks, "There was a train on my daughter's basketball team. I confronted the school but they swore it was a girl. I'm convinced that Soros and the Deep State got to them. It was really a boy, wasn't it?"

"No, she was a girl," God replies.

The man's eyes go wide, "This goes higher then I thought."

this would cause incredible outrage

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Do you wear a scent, or do you go al natural?

My bf likes my smell, but i dont wear any perfume. i think its my shampoo/soaps he is smelling, how about you girls? !lgbt !women

Transgender veterans sue VA over delayed transition surgeries: 'They are letting us die' https://t.co/zVnecmAZiR

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 25, 2024

I am single.

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what are your experiences with cypro? cypro isnt fda approved in the US so i have to import it

!cuteandvalid !lgbt

Hey kids! So you've picked out a cute little name and you would like to make it official by legally changing it but you don't want to leave a legal record of your name change Well, I've got the perfect guide for you! There are three methods: the Common Law Name Change (legal), the Legal Name Change (legal), and the Forged Name Change (illegal). Each has its own pros and cons, and whichever you choose depends on your personal risk tolerance.

Common Law Name Change

Cost: Free

The US inherits this thing called "common law" from Britain. In our case, this means that your "name" is whatever you go by in day-to-day life. In this sense, using a new affirmed name means that, in a sense, you have already taken up a new "legal" name. There is no such thing as a "legal" name truly; "legal" is just the word we use to describe the name that appears on official identity documents. Some states have methods for a name change that follows common law. For example, Illinois (my state, as I live in Chicago), allows you to amend the name on your birth certificate IF you can provide satisfactory evidence that your name is different in the form of records (such as school records, medical records, etc.) created BEFORE you turned 19. Other states may have similar laws; you should check with your state on all of your identity documents to see what the requirements for amending them is. Once you can get one document updated, it's a lot easier to update all of the others. You won't have a court order, unlike the other methods.

Legal Name Change Under Seal

Cost: $100-$500

Some people are more equal than others. You need to find a jurisdiction with favorable name change laws. Ideally, your chosen jurisdiction should:

• Have no publication requirement, or waive the publication requirement.

• Seal/impound the record. This means that people (e.g. KiwiFarms) can't find record of your name change online.

• Not check residency requirements, if you are going to lie about where you live.

• Do online (Zoom) court, if you are going to lie about where you live.

Name changes are only permitted for people who live in that county. So you'll need to either move there, or lie about where you live. Once you get your order, get a few certified copies of it.

Forged Name Change

Cost: Free

The best way to forge a name change is by forging the order that the judge would usually give. What you can do is find the order that the judge is supposed to fill out online, fill it out yourself (pretending you are the judge), add the certification stamp (we will get to this), and then printing it out. The order is literally just a piece of paper that says your old name and your new name with some fancy legalese; its much easier than forging a birth certificate (issued on secure paper). When you go to the DMV to change your driver's license, your school to change the name on the record, etc, they'll just glance at the order. They don't verify with the Court that is actually real; indeed, they cannot even verify if it is if the case is sealed, because it is hidden to the public.

Forging the stamp may be difficult. You could try without it, but some places may not accept it. It may be helpful if your forged jurisdiction is out-of-state, because then people don't know what the order is supposed to look like. Note that being an affluent white woman helps in coaxing minimum wage workers into accepting fraudulent or insufficient documentation; if you are not white this might be a little harder. To forge the stamp, I recommend finding an actual certified copy of a case from some jurisdiction. Usually you can pick these up from the court for pretty cheap. Just find some interesting case, go to the Clerk of the Court and ask for a certified copy. (I had to do this in person).

The good thing about this is that it leaves no record of your name change with the glowies in the courthouse, and its free. Additionally, due to the aforementioned common law, the only crime your committing here is forging the order. Your new name is still your "legal" name, and They can't take that away from you.

!cuteandvalid !lgbt

ANOTHER W FOR TRANSQUEENS!

Have you heard the 3 months-old good news? No? Well have you at least ever heard of Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus, better known as Elagabalus ? Neither? Yeah, not surprising.

Well guess what! you motherlovers were too busy sneeding about sandshit and New-Yorkers bombing Dearborn neighbors to smitherins. , some historical footnote character recently got pulled out of irrelevancy few months back, when the British Museum decided to deem him her trans-coded!

"But What?" you may ask, "CoconutGun , surely this would have made some noise if the Grandioso British National Museum pandered to trans shittery!" Well you are right, and the explanation here is that No, I'm not talking about THE British National Museum, the one's who's fricking based and keeps artefacts looted and spoiled from all the places the brits ever set foot on .

No, I am talking about the one soon to overshadow the latter, the one and only! The North Herdfordshire museum! What is that? Oh, some random city 50km away from London's metro area whose random museum that opened 4 years ago looks like any small town library. But anyway, this museum which most of its content is probably dedicated to local miscellaneous artefacts locals found gathering dust in their attics seems to be controlled by a bunch of Humanities degree weirdoes because they won't ever shut the frick up about trans rights

But what prompted the North CummingPoopingtonshire museum to respect Elagabalus' pronouns? Well simple, they did so after consulting the experts scholars of... Stonewall!

The slap-fights

Victory screech

Naturally, the Bird-app and Tumblr folks cried in celebration for this precious bean they absolutely knew frickall about, finally being vindicated! Like sharks sensing blood in the water, they immediately sucked it up seized the body of some random neighbor that died 18 centuries ago and hopped on the bandwagon parading him as the newest transqueen

You may have heard of the transgender Roman Emperor Elagabalus, but how true are the claims that she was trans? Find out in Episode III of We Have Always Existed

Same poster later on:

The transphobes getting ahold of this tweet are so predictable and tedious, y'all are the least interesting people on Earth. Get a life

What a level-headed being, I wonder what they look like:

I highly advise people to browse xer birdapp account. It literally looks like one of y'alls bait profiles.

Its joever

Meanwhile, chuds are naturally not happy. Poor fricks are even losing their roman bust statues from the troid menace, can't have shit on twitter.

Here is one decrying the list of Ws the Woke Agenda have been pulling

This week, museums, endorsed by significant parts of both the mainstream media and academia, have:

• Claimed the plague was racist

• Removed an exhibit because a woman called a man "male"

• Promoted a call for the murder of Jews

• Said a Roman emperor was a 'trans woman'

Lots of pearl-clutching and doomposting

We have let the radical left get control of academia and the media because we thought their bias would not harm us. Now we are called alt-right if we believe the most basic scientific facts and governments worldwide are organizing to curb our freedom of expression. It is time to point out absurdities and to express our opinions even when they are unpopular.

Obligatory post from our favourite self-hating asian lolcow, Mr. Cheong

I skimmed the threads, but besides rightoids sneeding there was nothing much, until I found this guy! Portland Professor Phd!

The original Romans/Italians were actually Black. Look at this flag of Corsica. A piece of history that the white colonizers couldent totally destroy. It shows the original inhabitants

Wow what a statement. These are Moorish Islamic invaders. The story is too long to explain here. But you are a nutcase. If you really teach, you need to be fired.

Thats what the whites want you to believe but its stolen land and made up history. It started when Black julius Caesar built the pyramids and whites got jealous

Which one of you dramatards this account belongs to? You're doing great

Remember dramatards, this is the stance to adopt. Everytime, all the time

Tumblr celebrates too!

Anyways, we beat our peepees in a circle, laughing at rightoids, and ers. But I assume most of you can't name at best more than five roman emperors, a few more if you hang in those neurodivergent trad circles. But surely none of you ever heard of that Elagabalus fella. Well it's pretty explainable why, so let's go back to school, swallow a couple pills of adderall and open some dusty-ahh history books and learn about Elagabalus. For this, I'll use another Tumblr thread, entirely screencapped for your convenience so you don't have to browse your way to the Heck that this crusty shithole of a website is:

It beings with OP pooping and crying that /ourpreciousbean/ is finally given the proper pronouns and hundreds of other s pissing and crying too:

But who was Elagabalus?

Now, while many transbeans are busy clapping too out of joy and representation, but a few skeptics who actually listened to History Class back in Middle School instead of being asocial losers obsessed with Tohou and Lucky Star start asking unwelcome questions

Here, Tumblr scholar Gservator summarizes Elagabalus pedigree better than I can:

No, however he was one of the worst Emperors of Rome.

Elagabalus took the throne at the age of 14, he brought with him a conical black stone, which he declared was the earthly form of the sun god El-Gabal, who gave Elagabalus his name, and lifelong office as high priest.

He shoved the Roman lead God Jupiter aside, and did the unthinkable, he installed El-Gabal at the head of the Roman pantheon, and married a vestal virgin.

Oh yes, to take the throne, he committed treason, revolting against Emperor Macrinus, overthrowing him, and murdered Macrinus' nine year old son Marcus Ophelius Diadumenianus.

Elagabalus was also persuaded to believe that wrong was right. It would have been very hard for a child of 14, or 12 in one account, to see the flaws in the arguments presented by those he believed his allies.

He also allegedly committed the human sacrifice of children.

If true, Elagabalus was certainly one of the more abhorrent Emperors.

He forced leading members of Rome's government to participate in religious rites celebrating his deity, presiding over them in person.

He married four women, other than the Vestal Virgin, in addition to lavishing favors on male courtiers thought to have been his lovers.

He was also reported to have prostituted himself, and had his guard find men with the largest peepeees to give them government jobs, and would hold contests with them to see who could whore themselves out the most.

His behavior estranged the Praetorian Guard, the Senate and the common people alike, so much so, that despite him being the illegitimate son of the Emperor prior to Macrinus, they assassinated him at the age of 19 and replaced him with his cousin.

Elagabalus developed a reputation among his contemporaries for extreme eccentricity, decadence, zealotry and sexual promiscuity, he was no tyrant, he was worse, he was an incompetent Emperor, one prone to zealotry and eccentricity.

So sure, if you people want to claim one of Rome's greatest failures as your own, go ahead, I won't stop you.

In conclusion

Elagabalus was an absolute failure of an emperor. A dipshit teenager elevated to supreme power, which he used to be absolutely debauched, even by roman standards. A guy so insufferable that his own guys whacked him, 4 years into his reign, at the ripe age of 19. Too inneficient to be remembered positively, and not even bloodthirsty enough to be remember as a menace like the more unhinged roman emperors. He failed on all scores, and ended up being an anecdote among the giant list of other short-lived, incompetent and quickly ridden emperors.

One of the few chronicles we have is about himm is from some guy called Cassius Dio, who claims that Elagabalus was 'termed wife, mistress & queen', told one lover & 'Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady'. But most historians believe the accounts were simply a character assassination as he was reputed to be as tyrannical as Caligula & Nero. But a couple of millenial losers in charge of a 3 rooms-sized museum in rural England decided to twist that libel&slander into praise, and unearthed this long-forgotten failboy to place his cadaver on a parade throne and drag him down the street!

Diversity wins! This laughable historical figure was trans-coded!

Elagabalus: Being a male feminist, body shamer, abusive person of power and a torturer and killed many innocent children along with being a religious fundamentalist and hating the poor

Transgender community: omg it's literally me!

Hi so there has been a change of hands regarding the administration of the ping group !cuteandvalid. Ping group is open to trans women and femboys only atm. Unfortunately, I am not terminally online so I don't know many of you nor do I care to. So if you would like to be let in, please comment below and link a few posts/comments that highlight your character. (I cannot see private profiles so I can't look through your history myself). Obviously if you are exiled from here you certainly may not join.

Will my bird stop liking me when I transition

I'm FTM and have an imprint male Harris. I'm starting my transition soon including HRT. Would this impact my birds temperament with me?