Game of the year: Babylon fall
The game is wired, cutscenes have literally filter that looks like someone cummed on your screen. Game has like ps2 graphics, gameplay is actually good when you understand how the game works. Definitely the most memorable game I played this year and I also was the fastest person who platinum it before chinks started destroying my time.
Action game of the year: Ghostwire Tokyo
Very cool consept, in that whole game only 2 people are alive rest are dead. You also doing pew pew from your hands. The game also shows how boring Tokyo is. It’s basically persona without school, social and monster capture elements. It also a game where I could feel like I am like the protagonist.
Best story: new tales of borderlands
Making such dislikable characters is legit talent. The protagonist are a skinny rat looking YouTuber get rich wannabe kid, his sister (bipoc) professor who is smart as Tony stark, a white obese women on mobility scooter that is non binary and is in her 50 and want s*x with that kid while he tell her she is like mother to him. It’s basically a dumb and dumber story. They get a treasure from vault that can heal you and makes you immortal and they decide to sell it.
Best racing game: Need for speed ASAP
It has best credits of any video game:
Best call of duty: modern warfare 2
It has Iranian general and Wagner
Best rpg: crisis core and soul hackers
Crisis core has unreal dialogues after playing this game for 30 mins and hearing those dialogues I was like no way the namura guy has a wife. The dialogues are very poetic even a bit Kafka like you can feel it was made by neurodivergent gay person it’s not how people interact with each other.
And soul hacker is a decent jrpg.
Best mmo: Lost Ark
It’s probably Lost Ark, I haven't played it the game is banned in my country. I also heard if you decide to play the game go to Russian servers since they are the only one with English languages + uncensored.
Worst game of the year: god of war ragnarok
I had a feeling like I am some creep walking behind kratos and his son the whole game. One time it’s ok to make such art strag mechanism but on second game it’s just stupid. That shit is literally the reason you can’t skip any cutscene’s or talk, b-word I am playing god of war let me kill stuff let me skip the bull shit I don’t care about your one frame shoot, that shit also limits the scope of the game.
Second worst game: elden ring
You played a soul game you already played it.
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Spiderman and That Samurai game were pretty good in 2018 or whenever that was.
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Spider-Man was fun, it was horribly written, and the most pussified Spider-Man I’ve ever seen. The 60’s cartoon Spider-Man took less shit from women.
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There was some dialogue in that game where Pieter called Jane and was very thankful to her that after cheating on him she gave him a second chance. I was like
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Well samurai game is another example of Sony’s stragatory, it doesn’t have skip and I once put a timer after you liberate a village it’s a 5 min unskipable “cutscene” same cutscene happened every time you liberated a new village. The gameplay and all were cool but the way they tried hard to make it feel like 50ties samurai movie is tiresome. Spiderman was general good even though a bit animeish and those marry Jane sections were terrible but good that in next game they will replace those with bipoc spiderman
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