You can pet the dog, but you can't tag the sneeder in the new HP videogame

https://x.com/HarryPotterFilm/status/1618292743297503244

The Harry Potter games marketing team tried to tag the youcanpetadog twitter account (which is some strange redditish bullshit) but they untagged themselves as to not associated with hatred and transphobia. Sneeding ensues for many comments.

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Pretty much proves jk isn't transphobic as far as I'm concerned. Eat shit, :!marseytrain:s!

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Why, she's allowing people to pet kitties but I doubt there'll be a single peepee in the entire game

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:#marseyhyperthonk:

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Peepee.

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:marseycat::#marseyshooting:

Ok but can you kill the cat?

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Can you eat the cat?

:#marseyasian: :marseydead:

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:marseychingchong:: I turned this cat into a nice meal!

:marsoyhype:: Wow, what magic spell does that?

:marseychingchong:: Magic?

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:#marseyburgers:

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This is a good one, never seen it

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Reminder the foid fricks that and apparently this is supposed too be a good movie.

Trans lives matter?

:#trumpjaktalking:

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:#parrotkazakhstan::#marseyextinction::#kazakhstan:

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:#marseywholesome:

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:#derpwhy:

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:#marseybaphomet:

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I know 2 games you can kill dogs in: tenchu stealth assassin and ghost of tsushima

No games where you can kill (domesticated) cats yet.

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GTA 5 you can kill cats

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You're right, never did that mysrlf but saw a video of that. Also, postal 2.

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I killed a mountain lion on purpose, but I accidentally hit a few domestic cats with car cuz they just run out in the street

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Fallout 1 and 2. Can also kill kids, which my NPC Ian loved doing with an SMG.

:#marseysweating: I-Ian, what are you doing, man? :#marseydeterminedgun: Fricking kids! DIE!

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Yeah, but you got the 'Child Killer' ""perk"" for the rest of the game.

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I still remember....

:#marseysadge:

:soycry: Honestly guise! I didn't do it! Ian did!!!!

:marseynpcmad: Get out of our town, BIPOC!

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Minecraft :marseyminer:, you can also kill children.

:#marseydevil:

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Yeah you can kill kids in skyrim also, nbd

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Sorta big deal?

At first it was disabled, then game mods were made to enable it.

Then a guy made a video where he spawned in a mob of kids and killed them all, which kinda got big so Bethesda responded by releasing a patch to break all the mods (which also broke other stuff, 'cause that's how Bethesda rolls).

Then new mods turned up, of course, but yeah.

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nuh uh

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Elden ring

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I tried so hard to like souls games, it just isnt in the cards for me

:#marseyitsover:

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Skill issue

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:#marseyagree:

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Sooooooo many broken controllers, man.

I finally had to admit that my middle-aged butt just couldn't hack it anymore.

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That animation is crap. Why are g*mers excited about this slop?

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Because you can WALK AROUND HOGWARTS :soyjackwow:

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Yeah there's clear clipping on the cat ears.

I mean look, I get that in a large game some of the animations are going to have some minor clipping, but you'd think if they're gonna showcase a short clip on Twitter they'd at least do one without issues like that.

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It's weird. Graphics over time seem to get better, but shit looks goofier every year.

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higher quality cowtools piloted by lower quality people

it's going to get worse before it gets better

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It's because all outsourced to stadium sized offices of indians now :#marseytunaktunak:

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Half life alyx is literally the only game that's impressed me in like 12 years because everything else is so overproduced and has no good art direction.

Or anything with good art direction does not have good graphics.

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You aren't buying the Harry Potter game because JK Rowling is a terf

I'm not buying the Harry Potter game because it's an r-slured wandshit cashgrab

We are not the same.

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I'm not buying it because I hate women.

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I'm not buying it because I hate gaymers

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as we all know things like graphics and animations are 100% of what makes a game good. no game in history has been good without amazing animations/graphics!

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:#chadyes:

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Because gaymernazis hate trans people and want to genocide them smh

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The gfx on that cat are a little wonky i cant lie

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The human seems very realistic but the cat has oddly cartoonish proportions. It's head/face is really big. I'm guessing it can talk to you so the face needed to be more visible. Also the fur is flat textured on the surface which feels uncanny against the rest of the image.

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I think its head is normal but its body is too skinny

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Fatty detected:#marseyobesescale:

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they have arrived

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Με λένε Γιοσικάγκε Κίρα. Είμαι 33ων χρονών. Το σπίτι μου είναι στο βορειοανατολικό μέρος του Μόριο, όπου είναι όλες οι βίλλες, και δεν είμαι παντρεμένος. Δουλεύω ως υπάλληλος στην αλυσίδα καταστημάτων Κάμε Γιού, και φτάνω σπίτι μου στις 8μμ το αργότερο. Δεν καπνίζω, αλλά μερικές φορές πίνω. Πέφτω για ύπνο στις 11μμ, και εξασφαλίζω να κοιμηθώ για 8 ώρες, ότι κι εάν γίνει. Αφού πιω ένα ποτήρι ζεστό γάλα και 20 λεπτά τεντώσεων πριν πάω για ύπνο. Σαν μωρό, ξυπνάω χωρίς κούραση ή αγχός το πρωί. Μου είπαν ότι δεν είχα κανένα πρόβλημα στο προηγούμενό μου τσεκ-απ. Προσπαθώ να σου εξηγήσω ότι είμαι ένας άνθρωπος που προσπαθεί να ζήσει μια πολύ ήρεμη ζωή. Προσπαθώ να μην ενοχληθώ από εχθρούς ή από θέματα όπως η νίκη ή η ήττα, αυτό θα είχε ως αποτέλεσμα να χάσω ύπνο το βράδυ. Έτσι αντιμετωπίζω την κοινωνία και ξέρω ότι αυτό με χαροποιεί. Παρ' όλα αυτά εάν πάλευα δεν θα έχανα εναντίον κανένα.

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