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jesus christ that's a lot of comments Post controversial :marseytroublemaker: :!marseypearlclutch: opinions on games. :marseyantiwork:

Dave the Diver is gook trash. :marseyjewoftheorientglow: Everyone calls it "relaxing", "chill", "play at your own pace". :marseysipping: don't know what the frick game they were playing but it's not the one I played. It's an annoying QTE-filled grindfest that constantly forces you into unwanted unskippable cutscenes :marseywait: and takes you out of the flow of what you wanted, which is probably by design because the core of the game is very sparse. :marseywagie: The restaurant side game is just Root Beer Tapper combined with Farmville :marseysmirk:. The combat controls are janky :sashacrying: as frick, the hitboxes make absolutely no sense and the boss fights are difficult for the sake of being difficult. :marseymad: The minigames are dumb as frick. Oh wow :marseyannoyed: , a memory card game. Neat, a seahorse racing game where you just mash the space bar. :marseyunamused: A rhythm minigame that takes place in an otaku's wet dream about his waifu, so cool. I legitimately do not understand why this is anything above a Mixed rating on Steam, much less "Overwhelmingly Positive". :marsoy: G*mers really are just BIPOCcattle I suppose.

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Empire: Total War was the last decent Total War game. Yeah, the game was an unfinished buggy mess, but it was the last time they tried to innovate. Everything since has just been uninspired arcadey trash.

Unreal Tournament 2004 was the last decent shooter. Frick cover and tacticool shooters, just let me run around with the boys and kill each other.

RTwP is horrible and my biggest hope from BG3 being a massive success and turn based only is that it would lead to a trend where other RPG devs like Obsidian and Owlcat (I think Owlcat is already doing it, RT will be turn based only from what I heard?) finally abandon RTwP entirely and only make proper turn based RPGs.

Classic WoW (2019-2021), despite all its flaws, was the best MMO experience in decades and you missed out on it, it's literally over for you. Yes, I played Nostalrius and private servers pre-Classic, not they don't even being to compare.

Victoria 2 is easier than any modern (CK2+) Paradox game.

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WoW was and always has been shit.

It's just a rip-off of then popular MMOs (Guild Wars), offers nothing new, and it marked the beginning of the end for Blizzard.

If you like WoW you're an r-slured consoomer who would buy anything like a good consoomer.

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Guild Wars came out after WoW did and the company that made Guild Wars was literally created by disgruntled ex-Blizzard employees. You're supposed to pretend to be oldschool EQ/DAoC/UO MMO g*mer when you make these types of LARP posts my dude.

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Whatever I was never a hardcore MMO guy.

All I know is that WoW was a shittier version of MMOs that came before it, with a big company backing it up.

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Unreal Tournament 2004 was the last decent shooter. frick cover and tacticool shooters, just let me run around with the boys and kill each other.

try xonotic

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how have I never heard of this :#platyblush: downloaded :#chadthankskingcapy: :#donkeykongveryhard:

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