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jesus christ that's a lot of comments Post controversial :marseytroublemaker: :!marseypearlclutch: opinions on games. :marseyantiwork:

Dave the Diver is gook trash. :marseyjewoftheorientglow: Everyone calls it "relaxing", "chill", "play at your own pace". :marseysipping: don't know what the frick game they were playing but it's not the one I played. It's an annoying QTE-filled grindfest that constantly forces you into unwanted unskippable cutscenes :marseywait: and takes you out of the flow of what you wanted, which is probably by design because the core of the game is very sparse. :marseywagie: The restaurant side game is just Root Beer Tapper combined with Farmville :marseysmirk:. The combat controls are janky :sashacrying: as frick, the hitboxes make absolutely no sense and the boss fights are difficult for the sake of being difficult. :marseymad: The minigames are dumb as frick. Oh wow :marseyannoyed: , a memory card game. Neat, a seahorse racing game where you just mash the space bar. :marseyunamused: A rhythm minigame that takes place in an otaku's wet dream about his waifu, so cool. I legitimately do not understand why this is anything above a Mixed rating on Steam, much less "Overwhelmingly Positive". :marsoy: G*mers really are just BIPOCcattle I suppose.

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Empire: Total War was the last decent Total War game. Yeah, the game was an unfinished buggy mess, but it was the last time they tried to innovate. Everything since has just been uninspired arcadey trash.

Unreal Tournament 2004 was the last decent shooter. Frick cover and tacticool shooters, just let me run around with the boys and kill each other.

RTwP is horrible and my biggest hope from BG3 being a massive success and turn based only is that it would lead to a trend where other RPG devs like Obsidian and Owlcat (I think Owlcat is already doing it, RT will be turn based only from what I heard?) finally abandon RTwP entirely and only make proper turn based RPGs.

Classic WoW (2019-2021), despite all its flaws, was the best MMO experience in decades and you missed out on it, it's literally over for you. Yes, I played Nostalrius and private servers pre-Classic, not they don't even being to compare.

Victoria 2 is easier than any modern (CK2+) Paradox game.

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Unreal Tournament 2004 was the last decent shooter. frick cover and tacticool shooters, just let me run around with the boys and kill each other.

try xonotic

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how have I never heard of this :#platyblush: downloaded :#chadthankskingcapy: :#donkeykongveryhard:

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WoW was and always has been shit.

It's just a rip-off of then popular MMOs (Guild Wars), offers nothing new, and it marked the beginning of the end for Blizzard.

If you like WoW you're an r-slured consoomer who would buy anything like a good consoomer.

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Guild Wars came out after WoW did and the company that made Guild Wars was literally created by disgruntled ex-Blizzard employees. You're supposed to pretend to be oldschool EQ/DAoC/UO MMO g*mer when you make these types of LARP posts my dude.

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Whatever I was never a hardcore MMO guy.

All I know is that WoW was a shittier version of MMOs that came before it, with a big company backing it up.

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League of Legends was better when you could say the n word

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One of the very first times I played league of legends I saw an ezreal named BIPOCTUESDAYS and I was like wow why didn't I think of that. I think it was around when zac released.

FRICKING FOUND IT! https://i.rdrama.net/images/1691630172876533.webp

No I'm not rotating it, it adds to the age.

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dw i got u bb

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Everything is better with the n word, that's why Black people don't want to share it with white people.


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kinda unrelated but I've said the BIPOC word many times in wow and nothing ever happened to me :mars#eyboomer:

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Just play dota lmao. Pretty sure it has more marsey's than league as well. :marseydawnbreaker::marseyhoodwink::marseycrystalmaiden::marseylegioncommander:

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you forgot rikki: :marseyinvisible#:

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Then play Dota 2

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They said to post controversial opinions

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So was america

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2010-2014 was the best period. I ended up being permabanned in 2015 for being a tad too fruity with my language after I lost my Diamond I promotions due to a troll Anivia mid. :marseyshrug: Stopped playing after that, but also because they ruined the balanced of the game with all the figher/bruiser reworks.

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Riot Games dumbed down LoL and now it's really bad .

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AI will not only be necessary in the future, it will be preferred. The standard for the size, scope and complexity of open world games requires hundreds of people half a decade and a quarter of a billion dollars to make, truly advanced AI will be able to fill the gaps in ways we today see as sacrilegious and anti-creativity.

I think this will extend to even AI NPCs, with AI voiceacting speaking AI written dialogue about AI generated quests. Imagine thousands of fully fleshed out NPCs that never exhaust or find a limit to their dialogue. Imagine a game where you're a king in a castle, and you have to rule a kingdom by verbally (or through free text) delegating authority to dynamic NPCs. Or a detective game where you never actually know if the suspect is telling the truth. Or a romance game where you actually have to win a fake woman's heart. The possibilities are endless.

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!trekkies the holodeck is inevitable

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Has anyone else fricked GPT-4 bots yet? It's actually incredible how well they can iterate on complex prompts and fetishes.


:#marseyastronaut:

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Why is she still wearing underwear in that position?

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foreplay or something

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I'll stop using rdrama when I can be like Barclay and create my own fantasy world of simulated dramanauts.

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Me irl

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Total immersion video games are more likely.

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Just call me Barclay

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One of the simpler benefits is that npcs would finally say your personalized character name in voiced dialogue

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Didnt they already have that in fallout 4 to an extent? I remeber the robot being able to say a lot of names.

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He didn't call me Chairman Mao so it's not perfect

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The writing should not be AI. They should just stop hiring cute twink writers

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>implying cute twinkry isn't a problem all the way up to the top

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nah I am, just also that the robots can have THEIR jobs

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Holy shit, I could actually get behind one of those large scale, historical strategy games if the whole thing was from the perspective of a King delegating orders.

I doubt you could make the moment-to-moment gameplay loop "realistic" because honestly, real kings were probably just fricking and eating most of the day :marseygrapes:

But still, the idea of playing as a Roman Consul in VR, going to war, and delegating battle strategy on-the-fly while you're getting bad, confusing, conflicting, etc. reports, sounds super engaging, but maybe I'm just a big history nerd idk :marseyteehee:

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Strategy games where you delegate to AI have been tried a few times. There's a Master of Orion type game a few years ago that did this but I can't remember the name.

The trouble is, it feels like the game is just playing itself and it doesn't need you.

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Auto battlers are the simplest form of this

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But still, the idea of playing as a Roman Consul in VR, going to war, and delegating battle strategy on-the-fly while you're getting bad, confusing, conflicting, etc. reports, sounds super engaging, but maybe I'm just a big history nerd idk :marseyteehee:

Or a proper football game. Will look similar to this:

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Morrowboomers are already adding fully voice acted NPCs via AI in their mods.

https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/49210

https://www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mods/52279

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The dunkey video had me dying.

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Imagine a game where you're a king in a castle

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Can it make teammates in PVP games that aren't r-slurred?

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Or enemies that arent 24/7 online turboautists who have already learned every game mechanic

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Tfw you have about 1200 hours in Battlefield 4 but the rest of the people still playing it have 12,000 hours.

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No. You can get lobotomized r-slurs or input-reading gigachads, nothing in between.

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Most people don't want infinite content or randomization. If anything there's a lot of criticism for games with too much content, especially when it's clearly not tailor-made.

I do think in the future we'll see certain games lean heavily into AI technology. Maybe devs could finally accomplish a modern version of Daggerfall that used current AI/procedural technologies to govern a whole country's worth of fantasy adventures. That would be an amazing experience, even if it was just as buggy and questionable as every Bethesda product. But there's a reason developers haven't just been trying to iterate on Daggerfall over and over since the mid 90's. That level of complexity is a gimmick, not a standard.

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I like procedurally generated content. Like Darklands or King of Dragon Pass where most of the game is random encounters. But I'm an old boomer and normies don't agree with me.

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Eh I'd say that's not true. There's a balance to be struck between empty procedural shit and handcrafted areas, but that point has been shifting further and further out. Elden Ring is like 10-20x the size of Dark Souls and only a decade later. AC and Zelda too

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Someone already plugged AI NPC's that you can talk to into the Matrix UE5 demo, it's kinda cool - they even have slightly different personalities - but pretty bland for the time being.

https://youtube.com/results?search_query=AI+NPC+matrix

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This is unironically what they should do. Like they could even just have AI write most of the dialog options and have a human edit it. Still easier than writing it all from scratch.

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consolestrags ruined fps games. every AAA company caters hard to this group through aimbot levels of aim assist. Theres a whole generation of zoomers now who grew up with this and think its normal and that it actually takes skill to play on a controller.

This wouldnt be a problem but for some reason all these companies decided to force crossplay between pc and consoles for no reason at all

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consolefriends also hate when people use m&k on their consoles for whatever reason

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I use kb&m on literally all my games including console games that were ported very poorly to PC :marseychad:

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CoD put out stats that said console aim assist was better than like 95% of KB&M players (despite massive skill differences), and console players still whine about it.

Crossplay ruined competitive multiplayer shooters. Sad to admit cause I was a huge advocate back in the day.

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i get aim assist complaining but its 10x easier to play a fps on a computer


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It definitely is, thats why these companies turn the aim assist all the way up. Look at Apex Legends where the pc pro players choose to use controllers because its so strong.

I wouldn't care if consoles had aimbots as long as Im not forced to play with them

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yeah that does sound lame af, i actually havent seriously played first person shooter since halo 3 so i really dont know either way, and i like just do way better with a mouse in them lol


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Apex also has an issue with controller hacking that just removes recoil from the game entirely.

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Holy shit :marseyxd:

Just saw a Youtube clip. It auto tracks moving targets and snaps to them from 12 feet away :marseygamer:

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I am old and my fingers can't diddle the keys as well. Aimbot on PC is helpful even if I know it would have sent me into a rage 20 years ago.

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This wouldnt be a problem but for some reason all these companies decided to force crossplay between pc and consoles for no reason at all

Yeah I didn't care when console players got aim assist as long as they were off in their own servers. But crossplay is forced everywhere on PC now.

OW used to do the right thing - console players played on console servers but if they were grouped up with someone on PC they'd play on PC servers, by PC rules (w/out aimbot). But then the console players kept bitching about how useless they were (lol) and so Blizz decided to force aimbot on everyone.

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The worst part is now every fps game has to have ADS tacked onto it for no reason.

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TF2 Chad's winning as always


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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check out battlebit :#marseythumbsup:

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Dunno how controversial this is but I really didn't care for Red Dead Redemption 2.

This is the only place I've seen any criticism for it. The only place that isn't gaslighting me about how it's the greatest thing ever fricking programmed :gaslighter:

I don't really like modern Rockstar in general come to think of it.

Edit: Also I think LA Noire is one of Rockstar's best games but I get that not everyone would be interested.

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RD2 was boring and preachy imo. RD1 was the better game.

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Neither were good. Both were decent 3rd-person shooters drenched in a slog of shallow, trendy game mechanics with zero thought or substance and hours of horrendous "cinematic" cutscenes with near-zero relation to the plot

Like any R* game, really (San Andreas still god-tier tho)

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I was never a huge fan of Rockstar but I remember being kind of baffled by the move from Red Dead Revolver to Red Dead Redemption. I think people forget but there was a time when Rockstar was mostly making grindhouse style games like Manhunt, Bully, The Warriors etc. At some point they went from the edgy games for adults company to the GTA company and they've just made boring shit ever since.

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In a month and a week's time, the only game Rockstar will have released in the last TEN YEARS is Red Dead 2. They've become a very boring company.

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R* still makes games?

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Preaching can be fun if you got a rocking choir

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I think it's a great game. But modern games have a habit of wasting 4 hours of your time before they actually let you do shit. None worse than RDR2. That's the only thing that's kept me from picking it up a second time. And the epilogue was criminal.


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I too love RDR2. One of my favorite games of all time because of how immersive it was. Also made me unironically care about horses while playing it (I am now back to not giving a frick about horses).

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Most people have kinda lost interest in Rockstar tbh, all the terrible microtransactions and the shitty "remake" turned a lot of people off the brand. The new GTA is not going to be as big of a success as 5.

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Lol if you believe every cute twink g*mer isn't going to buy the latest biggest bleepandblooper.


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A bunch of casuals I know aren't buying it cause it has a woman. I'm not joking.

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I know someone who didn't play The Ballad of Gay Tony because he thought you play the gay character in it.

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The new GTA is not going to be as big of a success as 5.

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It is very well programmed lol but Arthur Morgan has the same politics as a modern teenage girl and that ruins it now for me as an enlightened chud

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Yeah I know how this makes me sound but the politics of the setting are too modern and it's blatant how racism and sexism are used to code the β€œbad guy” characters whereas everyone back then would be bigoted by modern standards.

I loved shooting up the Klan members and I suppose an outlaw gang could be fine with blacks and women.

But like, the good characters are lacking in period authentic prejudice and it's not believable. LA Noire was much better about this. Only villainous characters like Roy Earle were truly racist but also the writers still had the balls to remind you this was the 1940's.

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I'd be totally fine with Arthur lacking in prejudice completely since he was essentially raised away from society by Dutch and Hosea who both have weird idealistic philosophies, but the mission where you ride with Lenny and Arthur literally doesn't know what racism _is_ is a step too far. It would be almost impossible especially considering you're currently in the South

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A few years ago, I commented on reddit in a few places that were circlejerking about RDR2 that I didn't even bother buying the game because I found out that the gunplay was just as bad as in GTAV. The response was predictable.

Sorry but I'm not gonna buy a $60 game with gunplay so bad that you have no choice but to use extremely heavy-handed autoaim. Shooting shit is the primary gameplay loop, if they can't get fricking shooting down with a billion dollar budget then I'm not supporting it, sorry, I don't care that the horses can shit or whatever :marseyshrug:

This is coming from someone who was a HUGE fan of RDR1 in high school :marseybountyhunter:

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As an rdr2 peepeerider the gunplay is atrocious.

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The gunplay isn't great but it's not terrible in my experience. I played the whole game on keyboard and mouse no auto-aim and never had a big problem aiming. Actually it was so easy I had to install a mod to make combat somewhat difficult.

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I enjoyed RDR2, but the whole Rockstar mission system is just tired at this point. It's even worse in this game, because half the missions involve slowing riding to a destination so unskippable dialog can occur.

I enjoyed the hunting and exploring, but the missions were just weak and too linear. GTAV had more enjoyable missions and gunplay.

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i'm trying to play this game but it's like Elden Ring, just too big. i want to progress the plot but every time i start i have to walk really slowly around the camp, go hunting, manage my bullshit, make food, clean my weapons, then search for the next plot quest, etc. and the travel time is kind of annoying although i like riding my horsey :marseywomanmoment2: and i only play video games for like 3-5 hours a week normally so i am still on act II even tho i've been playing only this game for well over a month now

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This is why I avoid open world games. Dont have the time for it.

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if Dragon Age IV comes out and is another 70 hours of collection quests and all the interesting content is relayed by text only again i will kill myself

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>He did the collection quests in DA:I

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STOP misgendering me!!!! DAI is a FOID GAME.

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Lowkey my fear with BG3. Solo runs apparently take 75-100 hours but I'm running a party of 4 headless chickens. It took me a couple of months to put 50 hours in Nier playing it as a passion.

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I only played about two hours of it and it felt like half of that was watching boring movie garbage while wondering if I'm going to get to play a game anytime soon. I felt the same way about Death Stranding. Just let me play a game.

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Ride horse for 20min here, ride horse for 15min there, ride horse for 20min and forget wtf you were doing and why you were playing the game

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What, you didn't like having to sit through 30 minutes of cutscenes depicting boring everyday activities per hour of actual gameplay?

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Without spoiling the plot, why don't you like it?

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Steak dies in the middle part of the end and that just didn't sit right with me.

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I'm with you on that. The game is really expansive, but it just couldn't grab me.

Same thing with GTA V to a lesser degree.

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100% agree. Didnt get the hype. RD2 was super boring walking simulator with occassional some excellent dialouge 0.0% of the time

pass

maybe if I was 15 I'd love it but I dont got time for that shit

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