:toddhowardangry: is fighting people in the Starfield steam reviews. The game is actually good, stop complaining.

https://x.com/JuiceHead33/status/1729289164334469195

“Some of Starfield's planets are meant to be empty by design - but that's not boring. "When the astronauts went to the moon, there was nothing there. They certainly weren't bored."

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when nms launch flopped, sean stopped posting to social media entirely and told the team not to look and he made spreadsheets of all the complaints and they spent 2 months being completely silent and listening and building things to address the issues only popping onto twitter to be like hey guys heres the first expansion with stuff you want, stay tuned for more, everything will all be free forever btw

and then spent the next year continuing to do that

and 7 years later theyre now active on social media but they still continue to add tons of shit

tsk tsk todd

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And which one of the pythons-swallowing-a-watermelon-holding-a-burned-DVD is "Sean?"


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17308113587099795.webp

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is the NMS in the room with us right now geez :smoke:


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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yes my mousepad is a giant nms one i won in a black hole mapping contest

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Nerd

Trow yourself in a locker.

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The super cool Marsey art on the walls makes up for it

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Post proof :#marseynotesglow:

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I've posted the clock before

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No he's fricking your girlfriend in the other room while you shit post.

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:patting:


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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sean stopped posting to social media entirely and told the team not to look

Which is honestly perhaps the smartest move ever made by a human in the last 3 decades. Its so smart I refuse to believe it was a human choice but divine intervention. Jesus literally showed up next to Sean and told him to stop posting and just go fix the game.

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They won't even tease updates because Sean isn't a PR person at all and learned his lesson and now he's afraid to talk to people about anything in the future lol

He just tweets an emoji that's theoretically vaguely related to the title of the next update or the content and everyone goes nuts speculating for weeks

🍊being for Origins was my favorite

https://www.nomanssky.com/origins-update This is what it actually did

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bro just wait 3 days for the living ship bro

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imagine being too stupid to change the system time

you probably struggled to figure out the planetary coordinates :marseylaugh:

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I know about that r-slur, it's just that it was the last thing left I wanted to do so I didn't bother and stopped playing instead.

Imagine justifying pointless timegating

planetary coordinates

:marseyconfused: I don't remember shit since I last played 4 months ago

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The living ship steps directed you to planetary coordinates along numerical axes and redditors couldn't make sense of it even though all ships literally have a dashboard screen that shows your present coordinates lol

WHY X GO DOWN BUT Y GO UP

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My ship came out looking like a neurodivergent testicle.

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Yeah, living ships are 90% hideous. You're meant to reject the ugly ones and go to a new system and get on that grind until you find the meat boat of your dreams.

It's all largely inconsequential now though, the current no man's fashion meta is all about all-black interceptors.

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Fashion meta is flying around in the golden ship you got by editing your save and not by grinding for hours

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The Golden Vector was a limited time expedition reward and wasn't grindy at all and isn't even very good and EVERYONE has one what

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WTF no, I love the way it plops on planet's surface!

it's like I'm t-bagging the galaxy, one planet at a time.

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Is that the last step or was that during the expedition or whatever? I logged back in yesterday and launched the second stage (living sun bullcrap)

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It was like every step of the living ship quest iirc :marseyconfused:

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Well then they removed it a long time ago, now it's just use pulse drive until aliens spook you, warp to nearby system, do fetch quest, wait a day, repeat

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Casualification :shakefist:

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im literally screaming, How do you feel about Outer Wilds???

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eh

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Outer Wilds is kino but it's not the same type of game as NMS. Apples to oranges

Still better than 99% of starslop though

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It's shit

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:#marseykys:

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call me crazy but I'm starting to think this nibba really likes NMS

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and if they spend another 7 years they might have an actual game to their shitty walking simulator :marseyhmmhips:

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It's Bethesda, so no.

They might actually fix the engine so objects don't fall through the world.

But I don't think so

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I'm talking about NMS you illiterate r-slur

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How are they making money 7 years in? New players?

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Yeah, they get a frickload of new sales every update. It's also a very small team and they made tens of millions at launch and not many people actually wanted a refund. They could have cut and run and retired, but NMS was and is like a legitimate passion project for them, so they kept working on it and still keep adding things that they personally want to play with in it + things everyone else wants too and it really is the best possible system for vidya development. Just like 16 dorky white dudes making the game they always wanted to play and then actually playing it and making it better based on that.

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I don't get it lol the last 8 or so Bethesda titles (fallout3 onwards) have been shit.

Why do people still buy?

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