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Snitches snitch on Palworld only for Nintendo to release an official announcement telling them to pound sand

https://x.com/BeesFear/status/1750377975223095315

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the vitriol towards palworld is insane lol, you'd think it was hogwart's legacy or something

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Palword looks like shit and I won't buy it. But I want it to succeed. I don't care who wins, I just want Game Freak and Nintendo to lose.

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By all account of my friends playing it has a solid game loop and beats most AAAslop.

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Its just survival slop instead tho. :marseyconfused:

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For real. I have a boundless choice of shitty survival games to play, but I choose none of them and stick to the games that are actually good and not a second job.

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Although in your case it would be a first job.

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I'M STILL LOOKING OK!? :marseylaptopsad2: :marseycry:

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Any good recs? It's a genre I've avoided for the past decade but now I want to flex the power of my 4080 with some super autismo bases

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There's the classic Rust which is neurodivergent to shit. If you want something more self-contained then I can actually recommend The Forest 1 & 2, Subnautica, and The Long Dark. Now, if you truly hate yourself, you can always play Ark: Survival Evolved.

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Thanks babe 😘

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survival slop

beats most AAAslop

I am sorry. What's confusing you?

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OH MY GOD I HAVE TO EAT TO STAY ALIVE!!! SO FUN!!!! :soyjackwow:

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what games do you usually play

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I get to shoot a big cartoon deer in the head with a musket, which has a surprisingly detailed and accurate reloading animation. Actually pretty fun.

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apparently they hired a westaboo gunstrag to do all the gun stuff cus nobody in Japan aside from industry professionals and westaboo gunstrags knows jack shit about guns. lmao

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>solid game loop

People who say shit like this should hang from their thumbs for an hour or two.

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what games do you play

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I put too many hours on it and this it's an asset flip, but it blows shit like starfield out of the water

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Is it an asset flip? I read the programmers were clueless but it seems like they made their own assets.

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Like 90% of the map is just stock assets from the unreal open world kit

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Didn't they sell something like 6 million copies over the weekend? At $30 a pop I think it's fair to say it's already very successful.

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198mil made last time I checked. It's already at 7m as of yesterday

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The new Notch

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I suspect the main programmers may have work for Square Enix but it's hard to tell because Japanese don't beleive in sharing work history

...what kind of flake would work for more than one company?

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Wait wtf I need to become a real weeaboo and move to Japan immediately. Not just to fulfill @BWC WMAF fantasy but also because sharing work history with employers is one of the most cucked, gayest (bad) things I've ever heard of

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8m this morning

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is there a crack yet?

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Yes

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link?

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Google it r-slur

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cant be bothered

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:#marseyshrug:

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I'll never forgive Pokémon for going to 3D. Idk why everything sucked after that but I hate Game Freak now

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They could've gone for the kino 2.5D aesthetic but lacked the SOVL

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The seethe over one of the devs supporting AI (or some bullshit idk) has me rooting for it

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lol watch them not pile on the major game studios who are definitely leveraging on that technology for their games already

:#marseyeyeroll:

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is it only on steam or what im not a vidyastrag but it sounds fun

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i think so

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steam is so gay

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Do you use gog, only play old games, or are you Tim?

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i use google play

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not like i can play the newest games on my chromebook anyway lol

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lol u dont got one of the chromebooks with linux?

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i do and i can run steam on it but probably not palworld since it's new

i can play inscryption on the lowest settings lol

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chromestrags stay losing lmao (i have one too)

:#marseyrope:

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i've used a chromebook for years so i actually think that it's pretty impressive that i was able to run inscryption on it lol, after all it's not that old of a game that came out in 2021

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I've heard PW runs on lots of shit but idk

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Steam and Gamespass

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Never forgot the Nintendrones loyalty to fricking rehashing the 3 sa

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Yeah because Nintendo never would have heard about the best selling indie game ever if it wasn't for a bunch of terminally online cute twinks

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My first thought too but the takeaway is that they're getting tons of inquiries about it. Anyone who submitted an inquiry to play teacher's pet to a trillion yen company is bitchmade.

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Bitchmade gotta get that one back into the vernacular :marseynotes:

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An unfortunate casualty of the meme-overload era of Covid. Much like Morbius, it really deserves a re-release.

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:#marseyhesright:

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Is it not “bitchmaid” as in a maid that is a b-word? Dayum. Everyday I am reminded of my true r-sluration

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It's crazy how far down their throat they have nintendo's balls. Especially considering what a total dumpster fire the new games were and how nin:marseytrain2:s seethe at the new pokemon

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Pokemon fans keep getting shitty games because Game Freak knows that their fans will keep buying millions of copies, regardless of how shitty they are. Corporate fanboys are the fricking worst.

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I refuse to buy the new games.

Platinum was a good game, then it fell off a cliff.

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Last one I enjoyed was Moon.

Emerald I think had the best soundtrack and graphics, truly peak pixel art.

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I lost interest in sun because the tutorial was sooooooo long (and I wanted to play dota...)

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GBA has dogshit sound capabilities, nothing on it is best at anything.

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? The compositions def stuck in my head.

If you mean hardware wise, I have no clue I was a kid.

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Red and blue were pretty good, and they set up yellow which was a genius gimmick. Then they just kept doing it? More sad than funny but it's a little funny

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Look how many fricking loser snitches exist on the internet holy shit

Did this dude forget about 2020 and how people were snitching on anyone having more than two people in the same house?

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That was in good faith!!! :soycry:

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There are reasons why :!marseytrain:s and nintoddlers overlap so much, same cult mindset :marseypipe: also the rampant, unbridled autism.

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Friendly reminder that PalWorld was created by a few Japanese students that had no idea what they were doing. They didn't use any form of version control outside of a bucket of flash drives

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:#marseyretardchad:

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If Palworld did something worthy of being shut down by GameFreak/Nintendo :marseyshutitdown:, then they would've been DMCA'd a pretty good while ago, like Uranium. :marseydead:

But alas, nothing has happened, and it's implied that GF/Nintendo don't give a big shit about them...so...

insert haha funny femboy shark meme here

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Like Digimon existed, surely Palworld can't be worse than that.

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Palworld already has digimon and pokemon mods

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The title is completely misleading, Nintendo says they're looking into it.

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I am loving the recent Nintendo hate

Valve next when? :marseyangrygamer:

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You missed it. Valve took down Portal 64 and some TF2 mod a few weeks back.

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Sad. But then again these projects are probably :marseytrain:-run (:marseytransrentfree:)

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Portal 64 got shut down because Valve got worried the dev was using some leaked N64 dev kit. So you arent that far off.

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This gave me a good chuckle I tell you what FearOfBees

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I'm still not buying this. Big fat smelly :marseystinky: peepees. I finally got around to playing Wartales and there's a big new free update for Phantom :marseyzeldatetra: Brigade around the corner.

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the internet made busybodies so much worse than they used to be

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If you're mad at AI art keep yourself safe. If you're mad that Pal monsters look like Pokemon keep yourself safe. Just keep yourself safe if you care about any of this stupid shit.

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:#marseyhesboo:

Snapshots:

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Dumbass libtards who think “plagiarism” is a real thing are such bootlickers. Imagine bootlicking to a corporation no less lmao

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After seeing that mess that was the last pokemon I'd like to see gamefreak freak out over this. If some jap poors with no experience can create a better and less glitchy game than an actual game studio, well I guess for that japs it would be a SHAMEFUR DISPRAY :marseychingchongraging:

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Apparently this was made by 5 guys in their basement and one woman on a $10000 budget over 4 years with no 3d experience.

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