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Snitches snitch on Palworld only for Nintendo to release an official announcement telling them to pound sand

https://x.com/BeesFear/status/1750377975223095315

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the vitriol towards palworld is insane lol, you'd think it was hogwart's legacy or something

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Palword looks like shit and I won't buy it. But I want it to succeed. I don't care who wins, I just want Game Freak and Nintendo to lose.

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By all account of my friends playing it has a solid game loop and beats most AAAslop.

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Its just survival slop instead tho. :marseyconfused:

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For real. I have a boundless choice of shitty survival games to play, but I choose none of them and stick to the games that are actually good and not a second job.

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Any good recs? It's a genre I've avoided for the past decade but now I want to flex the power of my 4080 with some super autismo bases

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There's the classic Rust which is neurodivergent to shit. If you want something more self-contained then I can actually recommend The Forest 1 & 2, Subnautica, and The Long Dark. Now, if you truly hate yourself, you can always play Ark: Survival Evolved.

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Thanks babe 😘

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Although in your case it would be a first job.

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I'M STILL LOOKING OK!? :marseylaptopsad2: :marseycry:

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survival slop

beats most AAAslop

I am sorry. What's confusing you?

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OH MY GOD I HAVE TO EAT TO STAY ALIVE!!! SO FUN!!!! :soyjackwow:

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what games do you usually play

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I get to shoot a big cartoon deer in the head with a musket, which has a surprisingly detailed and accurate reloading animation. Actually pretty fun.

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apparently they hired a westaboo gunstrag to do all the gun stuff cus nobody in Japan aside from industry professionals and westaboo gunstrags knows jack shit about guns. lmao

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>solid game loop

People who say shit like this should hang from their thumbs for an hour or two.

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what games do you play

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I put too many hours on it and this it's an asset flip, but it blows shit like starfield out of the water

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Is it an asset flip? I read the programmers were clueless but it seems like they made their own assets.

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Like 90% of the map is just stock assets from the unreal open world kit

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Didn't they sell something like 6 million copies over the weekend? At $30 a pop I think it's fair to say it's already very successful.

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198mil made last time I checked. It's already at 7m as of yesterday

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The new Notch

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I suspect the main programmers may have work for Square Enix but it's hard to tell because Japanese don't beleive in sharing work history

...what kind of flake would work for more than one company?

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Wait wtf I need to become a real weeaboo and move to Japan immediately. Not just to fulfill @BWC WMAF fantasy but also because sharing work history with employers is one of the most cucked, gayest (bad) things I've ever heard of

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8m this morning

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is there a crack yet?

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Yes

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link?

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Google it r-slur

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cant be bothered

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:#marseyshrug:

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I'll never forgive PokΓ©mon for going to 3D. Idk why everything sucked after that but I hate Game Freak now

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They could've gone for the kino 2.5D aesthetic but lacked the SOVL

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The seethe over one of the devs supporting AI (or some bullshit idk) has me rooting for it

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lol watch them not pile on the major game studios who are definitely leveraging on that technology for their games already

:#marseyeyeroll:

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is it only on steam or what im not a vidyastrag but it sounds fun

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i think so

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steam is so gay

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Do you use gog, only play old games, or are you Tim?

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i use google play

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not like i can play the newest games on my chromebook anyway lol

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lol u dont got one of the chromebooks with linux?

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i do and i can run steam on it but probably not palworld since it's new

i can play inscryption on the lowest settings lol

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chromestrags stay losing lmao (i have one too)

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i've used a chromebook for years so i actually think that it's pretty impressive that i was able to run inscryption on it lol, after all it's not that old of a game that came out in 2021

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I've heard PW runs on lots of shit but idk

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Steam and Gamespass

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Never forgot the Nintendrones loyalty to fricking rehashing the 3 sa

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