as you may know BG3 fans are currently some of the most cringe on earth ( 
). the game has been out for full access for 6 months now and that means that many of them have had time to get truly godawful tattoos. here are some of my favorites.
since Astarion is the winner of the Fujo's Choice Award 2023 we have a few different ones to admire.
i just chose one of these at random, there are so fricking many. for those who haven't played the game, Astarion is a huge heauxmeaux who was held captive in some sort of vampire s*x dungeon for 200 years(?). and his master (
) carved these runes into his back to sell his soul to the Devil? idk i'm still on Act II. anyway so many women have gotten this as a tattoo, which i remind you, is a rune meant to turn you into a mindless s*x slave and then send your soul to heck. i scrolled past like 10 of these while harvesting.
decent work but this could never be covered up. honestly lots of the Astarion (and Shadowheart) girlies got some really good work done and so i have to respect the quality of the art if not the taste. but this is just way too much man.
what part of the body is this. need i say more
who the frick is this lmao. idk i think they made a couple mistakes. she has two horns yes but also appears to be armed with a floating Bound Battleaxe 
and weighs 110lbs. also i think she might kill herself soon.
Gale is a character in the game who has this same mark due to having a bomb in his chest. except in the game it was done by powerful magic, not by Bubba from the next cell block over.
THE COOMERFOID MENACE MUST BE STOPPED 
i have to credit the moids on this one because try as i might, i could not find a single Shadowheart, Lae'zel, or Minthara tattoo that came even close to this level of explicit. gale's peepee is on her fricking forearm lmao. imagine having some fricking bideo bame tentacle peepee cleavage just on display at your next job. your wedding day. your funeral.
thread is over because i got bored. hope you like it 
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The modern LGBT movement, regardless of your moral compass, is a glimpse of the ideal in a dystopian capitalist technocracy.
They signify the quintessential consumer, one who's identity is derived from the brands, movies, fashion, gay clubs etc. in a symbiotic relationship with the capitalist system, as opposed to previous organic identities derived from Tradition.
A trans person, for instance, is a being who lives, day to day, on a cocktail of hormone pills & ointments, whose life is punctuated suddenly by a series of violent surgical interventions, all designed to make of them a man or woman. This is the end of our civilizational narrative concerning the sexes (and indeed all identity).
Traditional, organic identities have been replaced by synthetic, disaggregated attributes (hormone level, facial structure, sexual organ etc.)
Now that man as such has been replaced in his war-making capacity by the genderless professional soldier (drone) & woman in her child-bearing capacity is to be replaced by the artificial womb, what are we left with but disembodied attributes?
This is in line with the nature of unfettered Capitalism. To unfettered capitalism, all forms of tradition and and identity are limits to commodification. It's nature is to take limits and turn them into barriers to overcome. Trying to maintain tradition or national identity within unfettered capitalism is like trying to force a river backwards.
Any anti capitalist movement needs to not only address the material aspects of capitalism like wealth inequality and exploitation, but also the meta narrative of hyper modernity itself, which has been brought forth by Capitalism.
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GHOST KARLACH:
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