as you may know BG3 fans are currently some of the most cringe on earth ( 
). the game has been out for full access for 6 months now and that means that many of them have had time to get truly godawful tattoos. here are some of my favorites.
since Astarion is the winner of the Fujo's Choice Award 2023 we have a few different ones to admire.
i just chose one of these at random, there are so fricking many. for those who haven't played the game, Astarion is a huge heauxmeaux who was held captive in some sort of vampire s*x dungeon for 200 years(?). and his master (
) carved these runes into his back to sell his soul to the Devil? idk i'm still on Act II. anyway so many women have gotten this as a tattoo, which i remind you, is a rune meant to turn you into a mindless s*x slave and then send your soul to heck. i scrolled past like 10 of these while harvesting.
decent work but this could never be covered up. honestly lots of the Astarion (and Shadowheart) girlies got some really good work done and so i have to respect the quality of the art if not the taste. but this is just way too much man.
what part of the body is this. need i say more
who the frick is this lmao. idk i think they made a couple mistakes. she has two horns yes but also appears to be armed with a floating Bound Battleaxe 
and weighs 110lbs. also i think she might kill herself soon.
Gale is a character in the game who has this same mark due to having a bomb in his chest. except in the game it was done by powerful magic, not by Bubba from the next cell block over.
THE COOMERFOID MENACE MUST BE STOPPED 
i have to credit the moids on this one because try as i might, i could not find a single Shadowheart, Lae'zel, or Minthara tattoo that came even close to this level of explicit. gale's peepee is on her fricking forearm lmao. imagine having some fricking bideo bame tentacle peepee cleavage just on display at your next job. your wedding day. your funeral.
thread is over because i got bored. hope you like it 
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I kept getting killed
in a cave filled with spiders so I quit playing
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git gud
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Just knock the big spider into the chasm. Done.
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Lure the spider on to the web bridges and burn the webs
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I never
thought 
of that. This game is too complicated. You're supposed to hit them more times than they hit you.
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if you're talking about the Spider Queen, i died to her a couple times. stealth killing her eggs and the smaller spiders, splitting the party, and staggering entering combat while approaching from both sides trivialized that fight for me.
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zoz
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Bro just cannon them or have Lae'zel blend them
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