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as you may know BG3 fans are currently some of the most cringe on earth ( 
). the game has been out for full access for 6 months now and that means that many of them have had time to get truly godawful tattoos. here are some of my favorites.
since Astarion is the winner of the Fujo's Choice Award 2023 we have a few different ones to admire.
i just chose one of these at random, there are so fricking many. for those who haven't played the game, Astarion is a huge heauxmeaux who was held captive in some sort of vampire s*x dungeon for 200 years(?). and his master (
) carved these runes into his back to sell his soul to the Devil? idk i'm still on Act II. anyway so many women have gotten this as a tattoo, which i remind you, is a rune meant to turn you into a mindless s*x slave and then send your soul to heck. i scrolled past like 10 of these while harvesting.
decent work but this could never be covered up. honestly lots of the Astarion (and Shadowheart) girlies got some really good work done and so i have to respect the quality of the art if not the taste. but this is just way too much man.
what part of the body is this. need i say more
who the frick is this lmao. idk i think they made a couple mistakes. she has two horns yes but also appears to be armed with a floating Bound Battleaxe 
and weighs 110lbs. also i think she might kill herself soon.
Gale is a character in the game who has this same mark due to having a bomb in his chest. except in the game it was done by powerful magic, not by Bubba from the next cell block over.
THE COOMERFOID MENACE MUST BE STOPPED 
i have to credit the moids on this one because try as i might, i could not find a single Shadowheart, Lae'zel, or Minthara tattoo that came even close to this level of explicit. gale's peepee is on her fricking forearm lmao. imagine having some fricking bideo bame tentacle peepee cleavage just on display at your next job. your wedding day. your funeral.
thread is over because i got bored. hope you like it 
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the top one looks fine and like it could be not a video game one
the rest though...
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The runes are a literal slave contract for the character with the tattoos to be sacrificed in a ritual in order to turn his master into an ascended vampire god. The character in the game seduced and kidnapped several hundred people over the course of hundreds of years to be sacrificed for his master.
Might look cool, but getting it tattooed on your own body willingly is kind of missing the point of the character's whole arc.
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Its the berserk rune of sacrifice all over again
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maybe she's trying to get reparations and that's her proof she was a slave! 4D CHESS.
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I think a white woman could find a way to get reparations without getting a video game tattoo. They're kind of a master at finding ways to be the victim.
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the point? nah thats 100% getting the point 
and being a degenerate 
coomer 
who gets off to it is my guess 
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this is just like getting a hecking death mark tattoo from harry potter!
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I agree that it's a terrible choice for a tattoo, but the tattoo itself doesn't look too bad, it's not too big and it's in an area where it can be covered up.
I like Astarion because he is a cute twink who complains about everything but doesn't mind me (on my second, evil, play-through) wading through blood, but yeah. Those tattoos are a bad idea.
The Gale one, though. Oh dear God in Heaven. Not alone does it look nothing like the character, but she got in on her forearm. Where it's visible in public. Every time she does anything with her arm or hand. Three-quarters naked soft porn bad tattoo assaulting the eyes of everyone in the vicinity.
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it's also bad because runes are the tribal tattoos of the 2010s but it's basically the least bad of the bunch. it's really bad if you played the game lol
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It looks like fricking scribbles
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