as you may know BG3 fans are currently some of the most cringe on earth ( 
). the game has been out for full access for 6 months now and that means that many of them have had time to get truly godawful tattoos. here are some of my favorites.
since Astarion is the winner of the Fujo's Choice Award 2023 we have a few different ones to admire.
i just chose one of these at random, there are so fricking many. for those who haven't played the game, Astarion is a huge heauxmeaux who was held captive in some sort of vampire s*x dungeon for 200 years(?). and his master (
) carved these runes into his back to sell his soul to the Devil? idk i'm still on Act II. anyway so many women have gotten this as a tattoo, which i remind you, is a rune meant to turn you into a mindless s*x slave and then send your soul to heck. i scrolled past like 10 of these while harvesting.
decent work but this could never be covered up. honestly lots of the Astarion (and Shadowheart) girlies got some really good work done and so i have to respect the quality of the art if not the taste. but this is just way too much man.
what part of the body is this. need i say more
who the frick is this lmao. idk i think they made a couple mistakes. she has two horns yes but also appears to be armed with a floating Bound Battleaxe 
and weighs 110lbs. also i think she might kill herself soon.
Gale is a character in the game who has this same mark due to having a bomb in his chest. except in the game it was done by powerful magic, not by Bubba from the next cell block over.
THE COOMERFOID MENACE MUST BE STOPPED 
i have to credit the moids on this one because try as i might, i could not find a single Shadowheart, Lae'zel, or Minthara tattoo that came even close to this level of explicit. gale's peepee is on her fricking forearm lmao. imagine having some fricking bideo bame tentacle peepee cleavage just on display at your next job. your wedding day. your funeral.
thread is over because i got bored. hope you like it 
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Glad I didn't buy BG3. The devs are giant soystrags and so are the fans.
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Are there trains in game? I haven't finished it yet but the closest I've seen is an objectively evil flamboyantly gay cross dresser who asks you to retrieve a diced up corpse for them.
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Yes, when you do the Shadowheart quest. The train is voiced by none other than that philosophytube
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Crazy how in a high fantasy game with all that magic, they still can't become a real woman.
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IS THIS TRUE. NOOOO
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Oh yeah, the childhood friend. I thought that was a bit ambiguous, if you want to think of them as trans you can, but if you don't care you can just ignore it. I honestly don't see the point of getting all excited over a NPC who doesn't even do anything as either 'representation' or 'they're spoiling the game with this LGBT+ shit'.
The circus ringmaster is a drag queen, maybe trans. But they're only there to give you a quest and it's a circus so it fits in. I didn't mind that character. The gay/trans stuff is there, no denying it, but it's not as in your face as made out (well, sure you can have gay s*x with other characters but that's on you if you don't want to just keep it friendly).
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It's a bit part for sure. It was just annoying because it took me out of the game, like it would with any stupid ytuber making an appearance.
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Proud of you bb, standing up for your principles (hating gay furry
s) make you a 10/10 imo
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