as you may know BG3 fans are currently some of the most cringe on earth ( 
). the game has been out for full access for 6 months now and that means that many of them have had time to get truly godawful tattoos. here are some of my favorites.
since Astarion is the winner of the Fujo's Choice Award 2023 we have a few different ones to admire.
i just chose one of these at random, there are so fricking many. for those who haven't played the game, Astarion is a huge heauxmeaux who was held captive in some sort of vampire s*x dungeon for 200 years(?). and his master (
) carved these runes into his back to sell his soul to the Devil? idk i'm still on Act II. anyway so many women have gotten this as a tattoo, which i remind you, is a rune meant to turn you into a mindless s*x slave and then send your soul to heck. i scrolled past like 10 of these while harvesting.
decent work but this could never be covered up. honestly lots of the Astarion (and Shadowheart) girlies got some really good work done and so i have to respect the quality of the art if not the taste. but this is just way too much man.
what part of the body is this. need i say more
who the frick is this lmao. idk i think they made a couple mistakes. she has two horns yes but also appears to be armed with a floating Bound Battleaxe 
and weighs 110lbs. also i think she might kill herself soon.
Gale is a character in the game who has this same mark due to having a bomb in his chest. except in the game it was done by powerful magic, not by Bubba from the next cell block over.
THE COOMERFOID MENACE MUST BE STOPPED 
i have to credit the moids on this one because try as i might, i could not find a single Shadowheart, Lae'zel, or Minthara tattoo that came even close to this level of explicit. gale's peepee is on her fricking forearm lmao. imagine having some fricking bideo bame tentacle peepee cleavage just on display at your next job. your wedding day. your funeral.
thread is over because i got bored. hope you like it 
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I tried but I couldn't get into that game at all.
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Same. The combat's boring and the endless dice rolls break any immersion
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i actually really love the dice rolls. most games have checks to most encounters where calculations are made and it's just fun to have an element of chance involved and be initiated by the player. i wouldn't like it in every game but it's cool to have it in one specific game. also i press triangle and ps5 makes fun noise.
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It's fun. It's not the greatest game in the world, it is a Larian Game so they have their own tics and tropes incorporated, and the dice rolls can be annoying when "frick it, my character is plenty well able to lock pick this stupid door, why do I have to roll the stupid dice again?" but since even a filthy casual like me can pick it up and play it, then yeah. Good fun for the masses. It's not deep but it does have some replay value and if you want you can choose easy, normal or hard mode to make it more interesting. (I'm playing easy because I am more interested in game lore and exploration than grinding mobs, yes I am a loser).
Anyone got any recommendations on Diablo IV? Never played any previous Diablo games, kind of want to give it a try, but the mixed (to be charitable) reviews are stopping me doing so. Worth it? Save my money? Advice?
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i'm not a good person to ask, i refuse to play any always-online games.
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The combat isn't fun.
It works in DnD, it's not great as a video game. The traps are also so fricking annoying.
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it's definitely not as fun as it could be. kinda slow, doesn't feel very reactive or dynamic. DOS2 combat was way better.
it would be even faster and more fun if it was RTWP
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Wait, the combat in BG3 is not similar to DOS2? That's the one thing I was sure they would export from that game.
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BG3 is D&D 5th edition rules.
Dos2 is Larian's homegrown ruleset. Dos2 has the superior gameplay, kinda sad they didn't stick with it.
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That's disappointing. DOS2's combat was so fun because you could get so creative with it. It has the best combat in all CRPGs I've played
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tbf In Bg3 you can still be fairly creative but in different ways. It's a blast throwing things, esp. enemies around.
I like the game a lot. It's better than dos2 in a lot of other ways. The combat isn't bad, just not as stramlined because of all the 5e rules. You could just try it on steam in the 2 hour refund window and decide whether it's for you.
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That one trapped cellar of the guy making the boobytrapped toys? Where every two steps forward there's another trap? and not even any good loot at the end, either! Apart from that, I grin and bear it.
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