Dune 1 is a great game and French women saying sweet things to you... Yeah, it really is that good. 
Cryo's Dune game. It's a bizarre mix of strategy and adventure genres. It's actually pretty good. I tried making something similar and got all the technical stuff worked out but then I realized I don't have the creativity to make it interesting. Probably because I'm not French.
The company that owned the rights to Dune decided these weird French people would never complete anything. So they went to Westwood and hired them to make what became Dune 2, the true beginning of the RTS genre. But the Frenchoids actually finished the game and released it at around the same time.
Anyway you can see just putting one sentence in French on the screen is much more alluring than anything Zendaya has ever done in her short life.
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That's not Zendaya
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I think I was pretty explicit about that. The most basic b-word in France can just whisper in your ear "mon couer" and completely destroy you. Zendaya is some b-word with zero charisma who was on commercials for acne cream.
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Excuse me but Zendaya is honorary French on account of being the last living female Neanderthal.
Speaking of starshit the last male Neanderthal is whoever played the guy from the recent Star Wars games
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Okay that's not really Donkey Kong December positive thinking.
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Dune 2 for android:
https://cdn.dos.zone/custom/dune2-1.2.0.apk
It's actually pretty playable with a touch screen.
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The UI was pretty fricking horrible when it came out. Iirc you have to really manage your hotkeys well when you're moving around your MLRS and stuff. Command and Conquer was already way better.
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Omg my favorite mentats are back.
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That's not Zendaya
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god my french
is so rusty
she wants to FRICK tho i can tell that much
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That's the great thing about women speaking French. You don't get all the details but the main point of the conversation is clear.
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all romance languages are kinda like that. jost close
enough 
to get the general 
point 
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She's saying how nice it is to me with him, she believes that she's in love with Paul and wants to stay with him forever.
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Guys I'm starting to suspect that OP might be attracted to french girls.
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Snapshots:
Abandonware-france.org:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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