TWENTY-FIVE SNAKES POUR OUT YOUR EYES 
Genuinely how does Nintendo keep getting away with this? I know their fans are r-slurred consumers, but to this degree?
The 18 year old Xbox 360 is only now shutting its store down because Microsoft already ported over most of the games. The PS3 had a scare earlier but now seems to be staying up for the foreseeable future. Neither of their successors have shown any sign of going offline.
Meanwhile the Wii shut down in 2014, and closed the store 5 years later. But it least it had a fricking excuse, something about the servers being shit. The Wii U is little over a decade old and they've ported over barely anything. This is just pure jewtendo greed at work, and they just keep getting away with it. The switch sold 140 million for fricks sake, they can take the server costs. But no, ree need more monree from the gaijin scum. Ree krill the emrurators and srell grames at sevdry dorra! The frans buy and defrend us anyray! 
May the Switch 2 bomb worse than the Wii U, Ninbendo(ver) and their fans deserve it.
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Nintendolts will always put up with it. They'll buy the new console. They'll buy the new handheld. They'll pay seventy dollars a pop for new console ports of previous bing bing wahoo. They literally have to because they cannot live without playing Mario.
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Just put the shittiest zelda game you can on the Switch 2 and Nintensoys will proclaim it the best fricking console ever
!g*mers BotW sucked and you know it.
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Baby's first open world game - extremely shallow open world mechanics, like 3 real dungeons, like four music tracks, off the walls "plot" - if it wasn't for femboy Link, BotW would've flopped
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Not a Nintendog here, so what is your benchmark for a good open world game?
BOTW was hyped as frick as I remember and one German Vidya outlet got piled on heavily to declare it a good mediocrity.
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Hmm good question, I'd have to really think on it.
Elden Ring benefitted almost nothing by being open-world: there was frick-all to do in it and it fricked with the difficulty/level scaling too much.
GTA: San Andreas kinda sucked more than Vice City because it had too many things to do, but I'd argue it and all GTA games at least benefitted from being open-world.
Too many games especially today slap open-world on as a gimmick and aren't better off.
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It has never been easier to emulate Mario thoughever. This shit goes beyond simply liking the games.
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You seem to have a misunderstanding of the type of person that is a Nintendo customer
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the biggest Nintendo customer I know is a literal diagnosed
who would argue for hours about Nintendo minutia.
Bro has a long term sperg gf though so I think he got the last laugh.
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May the Almighty strike down all NintenDOGS
Even more delusional than the trans lives matter hons (
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Mario players should be gassed
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