Steam sale on Ozempic :marseyhalflife: :marseyheadcrab: :marseyfreeman:

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Keeping Gaben alive should be a high priority for our society. Imagine the great g*mer chimp out if something ever happened to Valve.

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100 bucks that when gaben croaks they try to take valve public and then finally shit out half life 3 (and the rest 3's) oh but wait they suck massive peepee like every other game out there today ruining their image and everything else associated

KEEP GABEN ALIVE AT ALL COSTS

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAMEZ THESE DAYS SUCK BACK IN MY DAY GAMEZ WERE GOOD :hysterical:

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:#chadyes:

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This but unironically

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I'd argue there are excellent games now as well, it's just the slop to good ratio is like 20:1.

People remember gaming back in the day fondly because it didn't have mtx slop and business models aimed at squeezing out every shekel from you, games were designed largely from passion. Now it's the opposite and games are designed from corporate boards, CFOs and DEIshitters. This is mainstream gaming though, indies are better than they ever were.

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Ah yes, "Destroy All Humans" was developed out of "passion". Everybody conveniently forgets all of the slop that's always been shoveled out there. It's just back then it was straight to Blockbuster instead of saas

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^homosexual

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Trü

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My friends and I still have a great time hopping on team fortress 2 and pooping on :!marseytrain:s with anime avatars.

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Tf2 is for :!marseytrain:s though.

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When you hunt for deer, you go to the woods. Simple as.

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Games always sucked but now they suck more than they did before so :marseyshrug:

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I mean. I don't agree with this for other media, but in terms of functionality it's far easier to argue that games are released more broken and buggier than they used to be.

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games as a whole are objectively better today than they were in decades past. there's no argument to be made otherwise. :talk2hand:

as as far as bugs go...they get fixed now. it's not like on the NES or SNES where yer game was bugged for life with no hope of ever being able to fix it. :scoot:

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I was thinking of games bricking consoles, something no movie ever did.

And usually, games are only getting better due to the development of technology allowing them to be objectively, technically better. It's why remakes/remasters are so much more acceptable, because you can genuinely remake the same game but improve the graphics, etc.

So I agree with you a lot, but I also think that a lot of the ways in which games should be inherently better than what came before are things that aren't getting used. They have the cowtools to only make improved things, which highlights how often those cowtools aren't used.

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all i know is as a kid in the 90s project zomboid was literally (like actual literal not internet literal) my dream video game and it wasn't even remotely possible then. WE ARE IN THE GOLDEN AGE OF VIDEO GAMES. :hysterical:

and yeah there's a lot of garbage out there, but there was always a lot of garbage. a lot of bad games and games with game breaking bugs that couldn't get fixed and blatant cash grabs. there are more people making games now than any other era of gaming. so many of my favorite games, like zomboid or terraria, wouldn't exist without modern gaming being a place where any random r-slur can make a game in his basement and get it on the market accessible to millions of people.

focusing on someone like EA and using them as proof gaming sux and used to be better is the worst and i see it happen all the time. :uhuh:

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I bought Star Wars Battlefront II from 2006 and it's unironically better than most modern games.

I remember feeling like the Xbox One was the Future of Gaming and wanting a One X (or whatever the frick those idiots in Microsoft Marketing came up with, I swear to God the new one is going to be the Xbox Series Copilot Azure Gaming Intune Suite Entra Device. Wtf how do they have jobs?).

Now I only play games from 2014 or earlier on a Netflix console with 50x as much processing power as an Xbox 360 :marseyboomer:

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Now I only play games from 2014 or earlier

then yer a dingus missing out on hundreds of amazing games. :scoot:

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Does he have a son? Is there any chance he could inherit the position? Or will we have to resolve to keeping Gabe barely alive in a vegetative state through hourly adrenochrome injections and infant blood transfusions?

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This but unironically. If GabeN dies, buying games is going to turn into an even bigger rip-off.

:#marseycapitalistmanlet:

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:marseypopper: Real oldstrags remember when Steam was hated for being mandatory third-party software and a DRM platform.

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Goldman Sachs and Blackrock will be sending their flying monkeys to take the company public the moment he's dead.

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>make good games

>Refuse to make highly anticipated sequel

>Sell digital hats

>Somehow be the best studio

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No fricking :marseytom: way good for Gaben

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I assumed he got cancer or something when I first saw the picture.

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You didn't mention where this photo came from. It's from a webpage of a neural implant company that he co-founded.

We're getting steam embedded into our motherfricking brains people!!! :marseyletsfuckinggo2:

:#marseyhappening: :#marseyhappening: :#marseyhappening:

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It must hurt to be an old person who loses weight and realizes you could have been kinda hot if you hadn't been housing wings and berders your whole life

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He's a billionaire. You're a ten no matter what when you're a billionaire.

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No more wait / weight

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My liege

:#marseykneel:

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:marseysoypoint:

That's the best one yet!

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okay so Ozempic's got enough testing bunnies now to flush out the side effects. Is it time to jump on the train already?

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Ozempic is the mark of the Beast. Everyone who took it will die of "heart attack" on 06.06.2026 (6.6.6), the day the antichrist (lowercase a) usurps power before the inevitable rapture.

TRVST THE PLAN

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In 3 years they'll start dropping like flies

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here's to hoping. Maybe I can get back into running in the meantime

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Probably few shit side effects related to the hormone production. Like lower levels of natural of hormone production

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For some people that take it, your stomach just perma stops working correctly and you're functionally disabled from it. Not worth it when you can just eat less without drugs.

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:marseyrain:

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He lost one full Gabe.

Also looks like he used his trillions to have the scalps of multiple orphans transplanted onto his own, or neighbor's got some real good hairline luck in his 60s.

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Gabe the babe

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:#diddykongmad:

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