BETHESISTERS, ITS OVER :toddhowardberserk:SHATTERED SPACE confirmed flop

SHATTERED SPACE, The latest DLC for Slopfield is at mostly negative on steam

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Here's a Banger Alert from a /v/ thread

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/690731251

Some posts on Reddit

https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1fvaoyv/starfields_shattered_space_dlc_has_a_lukewarm/

Some poor guy is having it rough

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Starfield/comments/1fv8hn9/shattered_space_does_add_new_encounters_to_the/lq653nw/?context=8

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>/v/, the mods on /v/ paid by BRICs to hate it, BRICs, and any remaining thirdwordlers hate success

>Based...BASED!!. Israel will die in our lifetimes and I'm SO happy bros!

:#marseymeds: !neolibs which one of this is you?, what the frick does Slopfield has to do with BR-ACK!-S? !g*mers :marseyconfused2:

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I got a BRICs for you

:#throwbrick:

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Nice try, tyro.

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Why is the S lowercase :marseyxd:

@kaamrev remember always that you are the least important member of BRICs

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Millions of educated people at one time unironically thought white SA would be the same but BETTER with black Africans in charge

Please remember this


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blank slaters deserve worse than death

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Wow I can't believe there exist posts that are too schizo even for you

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Elder Scrolls 6 will be this bad

:#marseyaware:

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all bethesda is shit, but a hand crafted map is gonna be leagues better than a copy paste cosmos.

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Does anything in Starfield: [loading screen]

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i'm curious: would it have even been better if there weren't loading screens?

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I think it would be worse without it because then there would be nothing slowing down your slop intake

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Idk I discovered a way to get weapons and exploited it which involved lots of loading screens then I noticed there's a million loading screens and then I stopped having fun

It wasnt that bad though, I just wish being a criminal wasn't so insanely punished+endless NPCs then at least when I was done with it I could frick shit up for fun

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>I masturbated until my peepee bled so now I hate having s*x with women.

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You would have gotten to experience a lifeless husk of a world with painfully dull caricatures for npcs and gameplays that has somehow regressed from previous titles a little quicker.

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No. Nobody would've cared about loading screens if the writing was good. It's just an easy dunk.

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I was watching something on Skyrim not too long ago and it's crazy how we thought those graphics were so amazing and now I can't even play it they are so bad.

Times do be a'changing.


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I thought Skyrim's graphics looked kind of off when it released. Like Oblivion with a coat of paint, which is what it literally was. That and the "cities* being 5 houses with 10 people in them annoyed me.

Made up for it with kino atmosphere, wandering lush woods and snowy mountains, descending into a dungeon network, etc.

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The pine trees were really short

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The technology wasn't there yet

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It's a different planet, the pine trees are short there :marsey57:

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I think Skyrims weakest point is unimaginative enemies and also when you :marseynoooticer: the first dungeon and last dungeon are basically the same !nwahs

Never minded the graphics though. I can't say graphics usually bother me.

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Eyup. Skyrim's combat is for goyim.

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Weakest shit about Skyrim is combat and stats not mattering. Being lvl 1 vs max lvl hardly any different

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I'm fine with shitty graphics; they can be endearing.

Recently replayed Deus Ex (2000) and that was silly as heck graphics-wise, but still held up well as a neat game.


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"The best graphics I've ever seen" is a constantly changing standard. Skyrim wasn't even ahead of its time, but it looked significantly better than Oblivion.

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I felt the same way about ps1 games, i distinctly remember thinking some CGs looking super realistic when they were new

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Still looks better than fallout 4 to me

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NOOOOOOO I CAN ONLY PLAY GAMES THAT HAVE SUPER REALISTIC 24K ULTRA HD 1,000,000 PIXEL GRAPHICS :hysterical:

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If titties aren't jiggling realistically, I don't want to play it. :marseyindignant:


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Which Skyrim

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It's ogre for bethesda

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It will be worse because they're gonna dumb down Skyrim even more and destroy the cultures of every country by mutting it up so hard it makes each distinct cultural and ethnic group unrecognizable.

Skyrim was for people with 100+ IQs. Elder Scrolls 6 will be for people with 90+ IQs.

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ill do my part by making an orc and marrying a khajiit :capyboomer:

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Whoa whoa whoa. Why an orc you racist?

Redguards! to me! Kill this N'wah!

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nothing political, i just need Berserker Rage to impregnate cat people :marseygrilling2:

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>Skyrim was for people with 100+ IQs

Was with you till this, Skyrim is absolute r-slur slop that smart people can also enjoy through mods/vr/unique playstyles. That's why it was so popular

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Incorrect.

Smart people do not play Modded Skyrim.

Only degenerates play Modded Skyrim.

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r-slurs dont know that mods even exist and the smart people who do absolutely put on degen mods lmao what world are you living in

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that's still just one circle

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I took an IQ test at the hospital, my results were 74 and I love Skyrim :toddhowardgrin:

Skyrim is for ALL IQs :marseydragonshout:

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hopefully GTA 7 won't be tho, rockstar hasn't started failing us yet... somehow.

maybe cause less woke?

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there hasn't been a good GTA since San Andreas

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Np bby :marseyblowkiss:

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hey cousin, let's go bowling!

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RDR2 was very sloppy :marseyshrug:

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really? i played the PC version and it was pretty cool tbh.

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Me too but it was mostly a shooting galary, even worse than Call Of Duty slop. Like the mission where you save a buddy of yours from the local village prison you literally shoot an army camp of sheriff's. WTF

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yeah that's kinda rockstar's style...?

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Usually later in the games. I think they fricked up the balance massively :marseyshrug: or I am getting too old for that crap

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Elder Scrolls 5 was this bad. Skyrim is slop.

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Yeah you could just get away with baby's first RPG a lot easier back in 2011 than now

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They genuinely need a huge shack-up at this point. I get it though, the people who work there have been there for 20+ years and they're all good friends and it would be difficult to fire them, etc, but the hacks, especially in the writing team need to go.... or at the very least, demote them to writing side quests or something. Yes, egos will be hurt but are they seriously going to release ES6 with shitty writing and shallow world-building/quest design as most of their last few games have had? Yeah... they probably will.

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errrrr, do u actually think dev churn makes games better??

u'd be basically ensuring it sucks, cause the chance of randomly hiring people who can do much better on an environment/ip vs the devs that have decades of experience on it, is basically nil.

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But here they had experienced devs and it still sucks so what gives? Probably try something new

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it's prolly lack of retention that's been hurting them. if u want to know what dev churn will actually look like, take gander at all the studios ea destroyed.

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Absolutely, if they practiced semen retention and stopped churning then they would have the focus and drive to create something worthwhile.

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u can retain my semen

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They have pretty good employee retention for a game studio. The issue is the employees they have retained are dogshit. Namaste

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When it comes to writing? Sort of, yeah. The current writers have proven for the last 20 years that they're not up to the task whereas some of the side quest and DLC writers have proven to be pretty good. Just shift them around a bit... can't be worse than it is now.

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They replace all the old guard writers with progressive and modern writers that want to turn all the characters black gay or trans, and make the central narrative be about Sheogorath's gay and tempestuous breakup with Molag Bal.

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!g*mers !nwahs Will Todd remake Skyrim in Starfield? Will Obsidian become the new Bethesda with Avowed :marseysmug3:?Discuss

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>Will Todd remake Skyrim in Starfield?

Probably not

>Will Obsidian become the new Bethesda with Avowed

Probably not


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I really like Pillars 1 and 2 and have heard great things about Tyranny, but I have really low expectations for Avowed. Fallout NV is only good in comparison to the Bethesda fallout games, and The Outer Worlds was outrageously bad and anyone who claims otherwise is likely r-slurred.

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>Pillars 1

>see shades everywhere

>talk to them

>all of them tell a very generic story

>like reddit tier shit

How do I activate/finish these quests?

:#derpthinkingtalking:

>search google

>lol they're not quests

>they're kickstarter rewards

>the whole game is reddit

Glad I searched then, deleting the game was prolly funner than playing it

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I liked the one where orges murder a camp of refugees

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I imagine that's like wading through sewage and finding a half-eaten big mac in the muck thinking it's a score.

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It's been a minute since I played pillars, but I recall most of the backer stories weren't bad, justbmeh, I do remember some reddit tier ones, but I wouldn't equate it to wading threw sewage, more like shopping at target?

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Lol not even. That backer reward shit is garbage and is best when kept to the credits.

I remember bloodstained did something similar, backers could get their portrait (formatted as a painting in victorian-esque style) in certain rooms. The shit looked like faces of atheism and I was immediately reminded as soon as I saw it that the game was kickstarted. Tacky and egregious garbage.

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Most boring RPG of the past decade. Mogged by Divinity OS, and Divinity wasn't even that good.

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Honestly really miss it when you'd notice things like these in games and it'd actually lead to something cool and not kickstarter rewards or something

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Outer Worlds sucked gangrenous donkey balls, including the DLC that was supposedly better. Just infinite reams of the most boring dialog imaginable. Every NPC and terminal had like 8,000 words of totally meaningless blather. It made Fallout 4 look like a masterpiece.

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Honestly the Outer Worlds DLCs are the only things that make Outer Worlds a tolerable 7/10 spaceslop. Without the DLCs its really a forgettable 6/10 spaceslop.

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I really like Pillars 1 and 2

Trash taste confirmed. Opinions disregarded.

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Not since they excommunicated Chris Avellone

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Theyll recoup the losses when they reveal "Skyrim HD Remastered Remastered" for the Playstation 5 pro

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!pirates I pirated Starfield earlier in the year and it was worth every penny.

Maybe I'll get around to finishing it but I just don't give a shit.

Like, here I was thinking about how some characters could be duplicitous, or maybe some reversals and betrayals.

Nope. The good guys are good. The bad guys are misunderstood good guys. Everyone is exactly who they portray themselves as.

It took me a while to realize that every shopkeep has to finish a side conversation to someone over your shoulder before they say "oh, hey there! How can I help you?" even if there's nobody else around and they weren't in a conversation when you walked up.

!g*mers

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yeah it's complete dogshit. Absolutely abysmal compared to pretty much every other spaceshit game

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every other

Still better than Shart Shitizen :marseycheers: !g*mers


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Play STAR TRUCKER best space game this year

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breaking the game is super fun

  • mine nickel and cobalt to build magnets

  • sell the magnets to buy more storage containers on ship and base

  • skyscraper storage at the base

  • ship weights too much

  • repeat and upgrade ship

  • levelmaxxing through autism

  • level 1 in all the skills that sound useful

  • intermittent practicing stuff to spend level points

  • max out ship

  • avoiding other NPCs because they suck so much

THERE IS ONLY GRINDING

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Yeah I actually did kinda enjoy mining and base/ship building more than I thought I would. At a certain point I no longer cared about combat at all and was only focused on upgrading my base and ships

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Logistics and Shipping Simulator

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What like they'll say random lines before you can interact with them?

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Yes. They'll be trailing off about their refund policy to someone else AFTER you hit the button to talk to them.

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You might as well just play The Outer Worlds instead. :marseyshrug:

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I got bored and dropped it after I had to dump a full space p90 into some guy juts to kill him

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This Bethesda hubbub feels so alien. People are screeching over Starfield like it killed their cat, while at the same time heralding their old games like Skyrim as masterpieces. Meanwhile to me, Starfield and Skyrim were both mediocre and their issues are mostly the same. :marseyshrug: I do think Skyrim was better but eh. We're not talking words of difference here.

The main thing Bethesda games had going for them was a crack-like quality so you would play the shit out of them for hundreds of hours before the effect wore off and you said the game was always shit. Sort of like fast food where you'll crave it after a while even though you always regret eating it after. Why do we need video essays galore over this shit :marseyboomer:

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The main reason I believe is twofold. Firstly, old Elder Scrolls fans always hated Skyrim, FO4, Starfield, and the newer games, because they sucked compared to previous titles. The new fans liked Skyrim because, for most, it was their first RPG, or at least their first good one, and so its crumminess was overlooked because the concept was so novel. They still keep this sentiment though because it was their first RPG, and your first time in anything will be remembered the best. But as they play more RPGs they develop a taste of what is good and what is bad, so when the next Bethesda turd pops out they get the taste that the Morrowind or Oblivion nerds got when Skyrim came out. I like Skyrim and even go back every year or two for a little trip down memory lane, but every time I feel like it was a waste of time because of how bad it is.

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Reminder that 4chuds are all sub-80 iq.

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After spending like an hour to fix texures failing to load and still having guns with invisible receivers I played for like 30 minutes and lost interest lol. Game looks great :marseyfingergoodjob: on my rig but the whole thing was such a "meh" experience for me I can't be bothered to play. Shame :marseycry2: because I remember spending hundreds of hours in Fallout :marseyklennylegion: 3, New Vegas, and Skyrim :marseysheogorath: while having a blast.

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Its disappointing. New planet :marseysaturnus: is great :marseybigthumbsup: but the story :marseyslime: is too short :marseyprincesszeldatotk: and theres no lasting impact. Choices don't matter. Not worth $30. I like Starfield but they need to overhaul some things. Hope the next year of updates and next dlc will expand the game systems.

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I think a survival mode with fuel consumption/reserves, limited save function and no fast travel on foot would be neat.

Survival mode in FO4 had this cool feature where you'd do like 1% more damage for every enemy you killed and it stacked up to 50% - went back to 0% when you sleep/save. Created a whole new risk/reward dynamic and made setting up little outposts a key game component.

Limiting the player forces them to utilize more of the game; when there is no need to utilize game mechanics, they end up just going to waste. I feel like this game has tons of shit in it which serves no practical function, as-is.

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I had a decent amount of fun in starfield for like 70% of the game, last bit dragged. It was fine, but the hype made it more disappointing than it actually was.

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Pretty much this, it's skyrim in space that people hoped/convinced themselves would be more.

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why is it priced at 30 dollars?

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based and quality expectation pilled.

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I thought it was fun.

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More like Shattered Shart :marseysmirk:

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