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This game is faithful to its title, it is so Unknown, to the extent that not even the most rent-free G*merGater chuds and KotakuinAutism spergs have cared about it until just a few days ago, it does not even has a fricking Wikipedia page, and as of 19 October 2024, the only 4chan /v/ thread making fun of it that I was able to find was quickly deleted by the Jannisaries for some reason!
https://rdrama.net/h/vidya/post/308443/uh-oh-bandaixisters-i-thought-tekken/7172194#context
Bandai Namco's latest 'sweet baby' game, Unknown 9: Awakening, drops in 5 days and seems like another Concord flop.
— LearningTheLaw (@Mangalawyer) October 13, 2024
There’s almost no online interaction, pre-orders are unclear, and the only Steam comment asks why they're making ugly women. Are you excited? 💀😆 pic.twitter.com/Ezk4E1RBb2
@MARFAN_EATS_DOODOO on this very website summarized it as:
The website is just a bunch of random stills with vague lines about the story and universe and then a section about the actress, whose most notable appearance is from that Witcher TV series. And she visibly looks better irl than in game for some reason.
Edit: Holy shit it has an audiobook, a comic, and 2 novels out already, one of them came out 4 years ago:
https://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Book-One-Trilogy/dp/1999229703
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/unknown9/en/products/comics/torment/
https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/unknown9/en/products/podcasts/out-of-sight/
And all of this was done as "worldbuilding" for this game. Which seems like it's going to flop hard without anybody knowing.
KotakuinAutism chuds chudlebrate
https://old.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/1g6anov/womp_womp/
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The first time I heard about this game was BBC talking about how revolutionary it was to have an Indian in a video game. I figured it must have been the start of development, but nope, released a few days later
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Because there has never been an attractive Indian video game character, right? !bharatiya !coomers
!antibharatiya !g*mers !chuds do any of you think that from now on as Jeets become omnipresent in outsourcing and the tech industry, the "first ever Indian video game character" will become the vidya industry equivalent of "first ever gay character on Disney"?
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@evanhelsing
Yes she is, Farah is the daughter of the Maharajah of India, whose country the Persians are invading https://princeofpersia.fandom.com/wiki/Farah_(Sands_of_Time)
You are probably confusing Farah with Kaileena, who is a different character and is a Persian Goddess, she is therefore built for BBC and not BWC like how the Poojeeta is:
Kaileena also canonically created Shahdee as her s*x slave, who also probably has the most famous butt in vidya history after Cammy from Street Fighter
I FRICKING HATE HOW THERE IS SO FEW HENTAI ART OF THE BIGGEST SANDBUNNIES IN VIDYA HISTORY
Also, I was reading up /v/ threads about old PoP games when I noticed an anon say this:
!g*mers
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Would you look at that, Italian stacies are confirmed to be the most beautiful race.
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Italians are a type of BIPOC, so yes.
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Here's a game where you r*pe a hot injun
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Don't forgot:
And she wasn't just shoehorned in either, her being Indian was integral to the plot in a way that made sense
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Literally all you need is to put a hot brown girl in a skimpy outfit and fricking everyone will want to buy it.
Case in point, Nessa:
Nintendo doesn't even market on s*x appeal and pokemon games suck, but fricking everyone wanted to bang her when her game first came out.
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They released her right before announcing that they were cutting half the dex and the game runs like shit, so they knew exactly what they were doing
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Don't forget the GOAT
Rip in peace, Apu, #neverforget what they took from us
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Prince of Persia sands of tome was kino.
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The entire trilogy was GOAT. Most of the plot went over my 15-year old head because frick time travel stories lmao but the gameplay was good.
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3rd part had stealth into QTE executions aka hitler aids of gaming. Sorry, not sorry.
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!g*mers do any AAA games in the modern era use QTE like how it worked in mid-late 2000s action-adventure games like PoP, God of War, and Resident Evil 4-6?
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It was 2005, we didn't know any better.
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3rd part was definitely the weakest but if you measure them against most other games the trilogy is still pretty good
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i hate trailing behind npcs to press E nd hate everyone who enjoy it
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QTE?
Cutie @E?
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It's really fricking weird actually. India didn't have a gaming market until quite recently.
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