The post launch is kinda boring, it's not bombing or doing massively good, it's obviously not a good game so there's no but the worst dialogues seemingly leaked pre launch.
Concord or TLOU2 were infinitely more memeable I feel
Becouse its so amazingly bland and booring. Its 6/10 or 7/10 game. Its functions. But there is nothing remarkable other then being really gay. But its not over the top gayness. Just high background gayness thats there whole time.
Generally its step down from games that came out 10 years ago. From gameplay. Style. Animations. Writing and storytelling.
Its tone deff and non serious.
Its such bland and unintresting that its hard to grasp what you are looking at.
Its amazing how inquisition seems like masterpiece compared to this. And i hate inquisition
It's kinda like that Saint Row reboot that soys and chuds claimed did good or bad respectively but no one could really say for certain until the studio was closed a year later
who wins here? after neverwinter nights they found out wizards of the coast are c*nts to work with so they made their own universe in dragon age and now they probably tanked the company and I'm suppose to celebrate that because of a couple of s? frick everyone involved
Inqustion sold really really well and they timed it right. If it had come after witcher 3 it would have been received way worse and remberder more poorly.
In buisness point of view. Their last good game was 10 years ago.
Imagine having ability to fail at everything for 10 years and still keeping your job
Yeah Inquisition was very lucky that it released in 2014 which was probably the weakest year for releases in the entire decade and it didn't really have any direct competitors. The GOTY it received was more based on it being the only RPG released that year more so than merit.
Year later and it would have been shat on like this game. Imagine putting out mmo lite after witcher 3. Or having that combat after bloodborn. Even fallout 4 is more rpg then inquisition.
ME3 is so ridiculously uneven. It had some great moments but also the dumbest shit ever, and then fell completely flat on its face at the very end.
Also it's incredible that they decided to lock the Javik character behind DLC, considering how he's without doubt one of the most interesting parts of the game.
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ME2 story is also shit, it's one giant side-quest, largely inconsequential. The characters are great (not you Jacob) but the entire setup is r-slurred.
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No I don't, Dragon Age: Origins was great and there weren't any sequels.
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Ppl complain like if all of this cultural Marxism is bad in triple A games. Just play the hundreds of games made for other platforms and consoles which are great and have been proven to be fun , the wave of good mass produced slop will come anyways
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Thing about wukong that despite chuds parading it around as some anti woke W 95% of those gorillion concurrent players were chinks and the game did only fairly average in west !nonchuds
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The post launch is kinda boring, it's not bombing or doing massively good, it's obviously not a good game so there's no but the worst dialogues seemingly leaked pre launch.
Concord or TLOU2 were infinitely more memeable I feel
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You have these saved in a dedicated folder on your phone, don't you?
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Concord was incredible because it's just annihilated the GDP of a small country and half a decade of work in an instant.
The Last of Us 2 did bring us this:
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Becouse its so amazingly bland and booring. Its 6/10 or 7/10 game. Its functions. But there is nothing remarkable other then being really gay. But its not over the top gayness. Just high background gayness thats there whole time.
Generally its step down from games that came out 10 years ago. From gameplay. Style. Animations. Writing and storytelling.
Its tone deff and non serious.
Its such bland and unintresting that its hard to grasp what you are looking at.
Its amazing how inquisition seems like masterpiece compared to this. And i hate inquisition
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Yeah, like every Dragon Age game. !g*mers, you know it's true. It's such an overrated RPG.
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!g*mers Ubie didn't play any Dragon Age games?
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I havent either
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I did.
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Origins has goth witch mommy.
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The first one was good. Just like the first Mass Effect.
Wonder why that is...
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Nah, Origins was actually quite good considering it was a send off.
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You give that high of a score to bland and boring?
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Yes? It works. Its game. You can play it.
Anything lower then 6/10 is either broken or offensively bad, like dustborn.
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People like you are the reason this slop is considered "good" with 7/10.
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Good game is 8/10 9/10 is must play 10/10 is masterpiece.
Most games are 7/10
Last 5 years only game i would rate 10/10 is sekiro. Last game i would rate 9/10 would be rdr2 maybe? Remnant 2 comes close.
Usually you get about one or two 8/10 games per year
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You're a goyslop enjoyer.
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So?
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5/10 should be an average score
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How the frick are you going to have 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 all taken out of a grading scale and reserved for broken or offensively bad.
You have less numbers available for games that are bad (but not offensively so) all the way to masterpiece
You're r-slurred
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Well having played about 10 hours now, a 6.5 seems about right. The soul of dragon age has been thoroughly r*ped, but it's slightly entertaining.
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That's a 3 or a 4 at most. You people are r-slurred.
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Its slop on the level of marvel movies or the Star wars movies, does that deserve a 3? Idk maybe.
If you've evaluating it as an Origins fan that makes sense, but it's otherwise functional and has some entertaining moments.
If I'm giving a game a 3 I would have to find it unplayable, like redfall
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Sweaty with your ranking system you couldn't tell the difference between a whore and a princess.
Don't need so many words to figure that out.
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It's kinda like that Saint Row reboot that soys and chuds claimed did good or bad respectively but no one could really say for certain until the studio was closed a year later
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I'm sticking to my "it did pretty bad but not really bad" guns on this one.
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For 10 years of dev time it's pretty bad
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precanned cope has arrived
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who wins here? after neverwinter nights they found out wizards of the coast are c*nts to work with so they made their own universe in dragon age and now they probably tanked the company and I'm suppose to celebrate that because of a couple of s? frick everyone involved
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What was the last good game they put out? ME2?
It's not about the trains, the company just sucks
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Inqustion sold really really well and they timed it right. If it had come after witcher 3 it would have been received way worse and remberder more poorly.
In buisness point of view. Their last good game was 10 years ago.
Imagine having ability to fail at everything for 10 years and still keeping your job
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what did they even do during those 10 years? Anthem?
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Yeah
DA4 was in development heck for a while, IIRC they pretty much rebuilt it from scratch
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yeah i remember it as Dreadwolf
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That was second try. What we got was 4th try
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Yeah Inquisition was very lucky that it released in 2014 which was probably the weakest year for releases in the entire decade and it didn't really have any direct competitors. The GOTY it received was more based on it being the only RPG released that year more so than merit.
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And dark souls 2 having lukewarm reception.
Year later and it would have been shat on like this game. Imagine putting out mmo lite after witcher 3. Or having that combat after bloodborn. Even fallout 4 is more rpg then inquisition.
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Maybe ME3 if you ignore how weak the story is and just like the combat. That was 12 years ago.
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ME3 is so ridiculously uneven. It had some great moments but also the dumbest shit ever, and then fell completely flat on its face at the very end.
Also it's incredible that they decided to lock the Javik character behind DLC, considering how he's without doubt one of the most interesting parts of the game.
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It's too bad the awful parts weren't in the middle and the good parts at the end. We'd have good memories that way.
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Combat was step down of 2. Only fun if you just mess around to break it.
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ME2 story is also shit, it's one giant side-quest, largely inconsequential. The characters are great (not you Jacob) but the entire setup is r-slurred.
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Also ME4 no?
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ME:4 was about as bad as DA5 is.
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I forgot a posted this. I'm not even sure what dragon age is still
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I thought it was weird they were bragging about sub 100k players launch
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probably just trying to delay the mass suicides of "writers" and "employees" when the actual reality of the "game" becomes public
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Why would anyone want to delay that
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They are in canada. MAID has long wait list
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Someone here compared it to Starfield which seems apt. It doesn't look like a failure but people will also be pooping on it going forward.
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they both costed too much time and money to make. i think they can be considered failures. its been almost a decade since fallout 4
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Starfield is a new IP and did 4 times the Steam numbers on a similar budget though
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what was the origin of that card giving soyjak? as far as i recall it was a poop card?
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https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2619840-notejak-soyjak-extending-a-note
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how do people come up with this shit, legitimately funny
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The creativity and artistic quality of some memes is honestly impressing.
And Sneed, and making fun of jannies is the greatest meme ever conceived, even surpassing bane-posting tbqh
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So what's next for Bioware? Like it or not it's still more successful than Anthem, or Andromeda.
I guess they will start scavenging old titles for sequels.
Look forward to Jade Empire 2, chuds: Jade Empire 2 - No more Kung Fu
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Jade Empire 2 starring Yasuke
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Why tho? The MC is already a BIPOC
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I'm looking forward to Break Dancing Fu.
Equip a Jordan in China to confuse the Chinaman.
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Jade Empire 2: People's Republic
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Anthem got cancelled like a half a year after release and had all the servers killed.
Andromeda was just shy of being better than that.
"More successful" than bottom of the barrel isn't "successful".
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LGBTQOTOR
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It's still prob one of the better games on that list
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Omg chuds who the heck cares
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The fans, who grew up playing older Dragon Age games, care.
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Buncha losers lmao
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Oh a bunch of worthless neckbeards will be upset who cares
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No I don't, Dragon Age: Origins was great and there weren't any sequels.
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2 and 3 were the same woke slop with sarcastic~options and gay elves, if you grew up playing them you made a mistake
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Ppl complain like if all of this cultural Marxism is bad in triple A games. Just play the hundreds of games made for other platforms and consoles which are great and have been proven to be fun , the wave of good mass produced slop will come anyways
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Exactly
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and you know at least 50% of them are chud streamers just hatestreaming to grift viewers.
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I have no hope for Mass Effect 4
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It already exists
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I hope it is never created
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At least it will be entertaining seeing how they try to write themselves out of the total dead end that Mass Effect 3 left them with.
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Somehow the Reapers returned.
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How about you shut the frick up. I'll look really stupid if I lose my bet with awoo after being smug and insufferable about it for the past month
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Thing about wukong that despite chuds parading it around as some anti woke W 95% of those gorillion concurrent players were chinks and the game did only fairly average in west !nonchuds
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that's because of racism the is afraid of
but also https://gameworldobserver.com/2024/09/03/black-myth-wukong-revenue-850-million-steam us is just 6%, which is still >1mil for us sales?
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i wonder how many s will kill themselves when society finally moves on from DEI bullshit and the next thing takes over
god i hope it's a lot
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Bioware is based in edmonton canada. They get tax credit for diversity in company. DEI is systematic.
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Why would society ever move on from DEI? It's here to stay and will only get more well accepted.
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Bad ending society never moved on the pendulum didn't swing back
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everyone get on the steam forums and kick em while they're down
chuds on steam community forums are raping this game rn fr fr
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