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EFFORTPOST Guys you need to see this shit lmoa - :marseyelonmusk: Rocket Daddy has been lying about being a Giga Get Gud Gaymer for a while now, and has gone to lengths to prove it - especially in the game Path of Exile - he has claimed on Joe Rogan how super SWAG top 10 he was - but other turbo neurodivergents have shown/proven how he's literally a Boomer-out-of-touch gaymer, who literally hired Sexy Indian dude/3rd-world power-leveller grinders to level his account with top-tier loot and abilities! :marseymicrosoft:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FmEe3eUPWq4

:marseyxd::marseysoyswitch: :marseygamer: :marseymoidmoment: :marseygameritsover:

OK so basically I'll give a TLDW for all the boomer gaymers and actual boomers who've never gaymed, to comprehend the scope of his clumsy attempt to deceive people in thinking he's some kind of GAYMER badass, and how he's desperate to be seen as one of the COOL kids gaymer crowd, but his terminal out-of-touch boomerism makes his attempted masquerade so incredibly brutally r-slurredly obvious for anyone even remotely familiar with the type of game he's playing on his Tesla-branded (TM) livestreams. :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseyxd:


BACKGROUND - POE2: Pillars of Eternity 2

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Path of Exile 2 is a vidya where gaymers control fantasy chad characters in an isometric view, to make the characters kick baddguys and monsters in the balls, as the characters gain experience in combat, they level up with better super powers, to kick monsters in the balls even harder. :marseypunching: :punch: :pepepunching: :carppunch: :squareup:

The game/characters is controlled primarily controlled via the mouse and keyboard, and is called an A-RPG (Action Role Playing Game), in order to distinguish it from all those lame straggy nerdy wimp RPG games which all the 4-eyed losers in highschool played, because A-RPGs are cool and manly :marseycool2:

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The reason I'm mentioning the genre, is because virtually all A-RPGs are all 90% the same, if you've played one (Titan Quest, Grim Dawn, Torchlight, Pillars of Eternity 2), then you've gathered the intrinsic knowledge to have played them all.

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All of them are isometric firework fiascos, and all of them follow the core-DNA which was established in the genre defining releases of Diablo 1 & 2 about 30 years ago in 1997 & 2000 respectively.

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Well if all of these gaymes are all 95% the same, then what's the point of playing them all? It's because Blizzard (the company which created the Diablo games, along with the famous World of Warcraft) sucks in its current form, and the latest Diablo 4 is shit, and thus Path of Exile 2 has filled in the void.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PathOfExile2/comments/1hoj0wv/3_weeks_after_release_path_of_exile_2_is_top_of/

POE2 is consistently in the top 10 most played games on steam monthly charts, and though it sometimes falls off every now and then, whenever big AAA releases are released within a month, like call of duty or the latest FIFA. Regardless of the fake popularity contest - I bring this up only to indicate that POE2 is currently one of the most popular games on Earth, and while it isn't as big as League of Legends, DOTA2, Fortnite, it's still as popular as it's reasonable for any Game Developer to can ever dream of, and is spoken alot by children, Highscoolers and terminal gaymers IRL that I have actually spoken to.

The 1st Path of Exile 1, was free which garnered a massive playerbase, especially in the poorcel :marseybeggar: :marseypoor: :marseywagie: 3rd world !brics and followed the same transactional-scheme as League of Legends, paying only for exclusive skins and appearances and crap, which the playerbase very happy with, because it meant that skill and progress was never bought.

So it's unsurprising why even a giga out-of-touch Boomer like Musk would have heard about a game like Path of Exile 1/2, whereas games like Fortnite are still in a much more younger audience (at least perceived so, and games like LOL/DOTA are way too fricking painful and turbo-neurodivergent, POE2 is instead something relatively noob/non-gaymers could enjoy, and also eventually grind/skill-up their way into the elite ultra-autism vidya gaymer club, and thus POE2 is semi-cooler as a game for a boomer like Musk to want to relate with, to the cool kids younger gaymer memer maymay club :marseycool2: :marseycool2: :marseycool2: :marseyelonmusk:


MUSK CLAIMS HE'S TOP IN PATH OF EXILE 2:

Musk has claimed many times on in interviews that he's a top-tier vidya-gaymer, including in Joe Rogan, where he mentioned that he's played a metric shitload of games and is good in them, including in games which are in different genres to that of POE2, such as Starcraft 1/2. All of the games which Musk has claimed he is a super good chad at, all have one thing in common - they are very popular, and have large playerbases and thus non-gaymers would have heard of them. You'll note, as many others have before me, Musk has never claimed to be good in obscure, non-famous games, the type Boomers like Musk would not have heard of - like Rogue Trader compared to Starcraft.

Musk has claimed in Joe Rogan Podcasts that he's in the top 20, top 100, in games like Diablo or Path of Exile!

And since Elon Musk is such a massively dramatarded dramapilled controversial figure, heaploads of people have sought to disprove even these inane throwaway statements. And shockingly Musk Proved them wrong with an account which he controlled in one of his several livestreams, controlling a verifiable character, which has been actually in the Top 10 leaderboard of the month for POE2!!!

(Here's an Indian "article" :marseyxd: )

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/technology/social/elon-musk-joins-path-of-exile-leaderboard-after-many-deaths-what-we-kek-in-life/articleshow/116848996.cms

Where players and Musk-fanbois followed his character's climb from the top-1000 players during the Christmas period, to eventually the top-100 players by the time New Year's Eve arrived.


Here's a jannied thread on /r/PathOfExile, which catalogued Elon Musk's character's meteoric rise into the top-1000 Leaderboard, but which was deleted because even gaymer redditors are wingcucks, and the jannies jannied it because no WRONGTHINK. Please very important to note that this thread is from 31 December 2024, before the following shitshow is about to start!

https://old.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/1hqq0g8/elon_musk_made_it_into_the_poe2_hardcore/

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Here's a comment linking to the Livestream Musk held during the period of the holidays, by one of his fans.

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Here is somebody already noting a suspicious activity - that Musk is supposedly talking in Chinese (FORESHADOWING)

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NEURODIVERGENT POE2-VETERANS PROVE MUSK'S ACCOUNT IS A GRIND ACCOUNT!

Ok so for the Boomers on rdrama.net @Redactor0Boy , I'll summarize as much as possible how easy it was to demonstrate for people actually well versed in POE2 and A-RPG type games, that they could tell the character/account which Musk played within his December 2024 holidays, was not levelled/grinded by himself, because he displayed the most boomeresk mannerisms and incompetence regarding the playing of the game, during his relatively short, hour long Livestream sessions.

And the reason I went on tangent on what type of game (A-RPG) Path of Exile 2 was earlier in the post, was to demonstrate how transferrable skills and experience are between games in the genre, and that as Musk has claimed he has been a top-tier player in all of the Diablo games since the very 1st in 1997, his inept and incompetent masquerade at his supposed skills in his short 1-hour livestreams makes it all the more hilarious :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: how much of a fricking non-g*mer he is, let alone a fricking A-RPG mega expert cool guy, he wishes the g*mer crow to see him as!!


(1) On one of his inventory tabs, it's called Elon's maps - does Elen refer to himself in the 3rd Person :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: probably. Like someone has been powerlevelling his account, and was like: they're in here dipshit

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(2) Endgame hardcore maps/levels/arenas have to be connected by nodes, but in the livestream ELon shows how he clearly has no idea about this as he fiddles with the Map interface for like 60 seconds, trying to click on a grayed out map (which the game tells you need to finish the preceding maps 1st). This boomer move is like your gradpa continuing to click the OK button after he's already exited a program :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: A character as high levelled as Musk's sock-puppet account would have played thousands of maps at this point

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(3) He demonstrates he has no notion on what loot is valuable and what is junk, and at some point he just runs past the most rare currency item in the game.

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(4) The game POE2 has a nice feature called a "Loot Filter" which basically does what it says - only the highest equipment dropped by monsters/badguys your character kills by kicking them in the balls, are made visible, and the junk filler trash equipment are made to be not even interactable, so as to not waste your time. Elon does not have these filters on during his Livestream.

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(5) Musk never once uses Mana potions (a resource to replenish your superpowers juice), even when fighting extremely dangerous enemies - Musk demonstrates a complete absence of awareness of even the existence of Mana potions or how to use them in game.

(6) In all A-RPG games, you have the capacity to loot items lying on the ground by just left clicking on them - Musk goes terminal boomer by DRAGGING each and every item he loots on the ground, slowly into the open inventory screen - which is an option, but not the intended role for the screen by the devs! :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy: :marseytrollcrazy:

(7) Musk doesn't realize when his inventory is full, and numerous time during his Livestream playthroughs, he continuously clicks on items on the ground, not realizing his inventory is full, showcasing his complete lack of understanding of such a basic mechanism - especially as the game has an audio and visual cue for the player to warn them their inventory is full

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(8) Elon plays on factory default settings, example not having the game showing your exact health/resources/mama, which contravenes the settings of the most experienced player whi rely on having as much information as possible, the devs turn these settings off and give the player only a UI red orb to show total character health remaining, so as to not overwhelm newcomers.

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(9) Elon boasts about destroying trash mobs - low level junk enemies, which fluff out maps and sections of the game, when the majority of difficulty in POE2 derives from facing endgame bosses, thus Elon demonstrating his absence of true undertsanding of teh game. The only endgame boss Elon faces during his Livestream, he repeatedly dies to.

(10) In Path of Exile 1/2, gear have requirements to equip them. But most of the time, this requirement has little bearing on how good the top gear is - some of the best gear in the game, namely those equipment with the best permutation of overpowered stats and buffs and shit, have relatively lower requirements for characters to equip them, whilst relatively mediocre junk gear have disproportionately high requirements to wear, for disproportionately little return in terms of how good they are.

The Youtuber Quin69TV explains how one of the best pieces of gear can even be eqquiped from level 1 onwards. I mention this, because Elon repeatedly boasts to his audience on his Livestream he tries to impress of his lofty giga Gaymer swagness and skill, about the high levels of his endgame equipment worn by his character - not realizing that the equipment levels are indications of requirements to wear, not indications of the powerscales of the loot itself

Musk even goes on to shittalk the loot he's currently wearing, calling them "only level 55" or only "level 40" or whatever, and stating he would soon replace them with a REAL MAN's gear :marseycool: :marseycool2: , not realizing that they are literally the best of the very best loot findable in the current iteration of the game, which whomever Indian/chinese powerlevelling poorcel shadowacccount which had powerlevelled Musk's account for him, had gone to extreme lengths to grind on behalf of Musk :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseypajeetitsover: :marseychingchongitsover:


Anyways, point is Musk must have paid some Indian/Chinese 3rd worlder !brics pennies (which are worth billions of rands/rubles/yen/rupees in their home poorcel country) for somebody who is an actual POE2 gaming god tier good, who offers to powerlevel characters/accounts, which basically mean they will play the game FOR YOU, in order to get to a set level or grind hundreds of hours per week ingame, in order to find desired loot for westerners with powerful currencies.

And for many Indians/Indonesians/chinks, these are actual unironic decent work for money, if you don't find it soul crushing to play the same fricking game over and over on behalf of fat middleclass neckbeard westernoids.

https://conquestcapped.com/path-of-exile-2/service/poe-2-leveling/

It's not even that expensive - here's just one of the many multitude of websites which offer everything from pre-existing accounts/characters, to finding desired loot for customers, to levelling characters to a specific character!

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And what's astonishing about these sites which trade 3rd Worlder lifespan for money, is that the most trusted Sites, the ones which doesn't scam and just run off with money, get the best reputations, and ratings on appstores and game forums! As word of mouth spread of specific site/company services, because to many fricking tens of thousands of peeps pay them!

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So our boi Musk, literally just hired a 3rdie account grindmaxxer :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: :carpmeatgrinder: who probably spent like real world hours ingame to create this super powered character for Musk, which he them used to try and masquerade in front of his Livestream audience to look Swag and Cool with :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist: :marseylaughpoundfist:

And the worst part was he was shittalking the gear which probably took monumental effort for the Inidan/Chinese super neurodivergent gaymer to equip his butt with! This is the most Boomer shit I've seen in a year!

Also in POE2 there is something called Permadeath-mode, which all A-RPGs have, which is as the name implies, your entire character and all his shit, gets frucking deleted from your account, if he dies, making death the most of extremes, and is considered the greatest of difficulty dividers. Musk actually lost this giga boosted character during the same timeframe, and that 200 hours of effort by the Sexy Indian dude/Chink grinder's effort into the void ahahahahahaahhaa :marseylaughpoundfist:


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I know his physique suggests he does, but do people really think he's playing vidya 20+ hours a day like the top of the leaderboards always are :marseybeanquestion:

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It's fricking bizarre. The guy is trying to convince us that he's building rockets and cars and fixing the government but he's got the time to grind. Embarrassing for him, his supporters who have been building him up to this, and our entire nation as a whole.

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!g*mers Its funny because these looter arpgs are basically just 100% grinding at the highest level. There is a skill cap and after that the best player is just the one who grinds the most. So it's even funnier when like Joe Rogan and his clique glaze Musk for being so genius for being top level at a genre which is just based on grinding. Even if this was legit all it says is that Elon puts grinding in a video game over his actual family and jobs. If he pretended to be good at an arcade game or something it would still take practice but it doesn't require constant upkeep to be a top level player. Still I guess its easier to pay SE asians to grind for you then try and fake high scores like Todd Rodgers :marseyxd:

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Perhaps the strangest thing here is that someone is knowingly grinding out games for the world's richest man, as it's "Elon's maps". Thank God we all know this now and it's public, because I should think it's a torture to be fully aware that the world's richest man is fricking r-slurred, and only YOU know he's paying YOU to grind some stupid vidya for some reason.

I'd go insane.

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Thats why its perfect for elon. Thats why he didnt chose chess

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While it's mostly grind, the real endgame is understanding the entire balance of the game to be able to make any of your builds OP at any time and progress smoothly. Most people can grind a few weeks and get OP but the pros know how to get there 10 times faster even considering playtime

Most of the noobs just copy the builds of others or make something trashy themselves. The actual game itself requires 0 IQ to navigate. It's more like a clicker game where your money/hour depends on how fast you're able to identify trash loot from good loot and click

So.. yeah it's kinda a perfect game to buy your way to the top and pretend you're good. But that's assuming nobody asks you anything about your build..

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But that's assuming nobody asks you anything about your build..

elon took it a step further and went out of his way to "dunk" on the poe build he was given because he didn't understand the item system.

the complete lack of self-awareness was honestly shocking. like i knew he was flawed, but this took it to such a bizarre level, i have a hard time seeing the guy as anything more than really lucky blowhard

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I just can't believe richest man in the world is an r-slur. It makes more sense it's some distraction or even just a character quirk. Maybe even a bet between friends..

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I just can't believe richest man in the world is an r-slur.

:mar#seymanysuchcases:

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Have you (and @Redactor0Boy ) considered the fact that maybe you are wrong and he's the one person in 8 billion who doesn't need to grind to be at that level just like he's the one in 8 billion to be the richest?

You need to COOM but yet you opt to COPE

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It's so odd because if he just said "yeah I love vidya but I don't get to play as much as I'd like because busy but I still hop on PoE when I can take a day off" nobody would have cared and all the g*mers would have been like " :marseysoypoint!: he's so relatable!" but he had to lie about being the gamest and now they all think he's cringe

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He's literally the richest man in the world. Why does he give a single shit to prove he is le epic g*mer????

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:#marseyautismdance:

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pathological liar

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um If rpgs like this were my thing and I had more money than god, maybe I would pay someone to grind out some endgame characters for me to enjoy, and I think I would be embarrassed to act like I do nothing but game to be highly ranked though, and I completely suck at games these days, I doubt Elon has a ton more free time than I do


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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It doesnt even make sense, and I know he is lying since I see him actually doing things literally every week, and I had a friend get in the top 500 or 1000 of modern warfare 3 back in the day and he pretty much failed literally all his classes, quit partying and lost 15 lbs and thats the tea, sis


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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Like is not even an expose, its a sure Jan moment when he says he it's his account.

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