https://x.com/kangminjlee/status/1883760034309685368
FYI, watermelons
— Kangmin Lee | 이강민 (@kangminjlee) January 27, 2025
>are never seen in the same season as cherry blossoms (summer vs spring)
>didn't reach Japan until the Edo period, long after the Sengoku period
But Ubisoft HAD to include watermelons for the legendary forgotten black samurai HAHAHAHAHAHA remarkable https://t.co/fSUVbdWDwK
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doomed hapa children
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It's been 20 years, it's time to admit that this look is fricking sick as heck.
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Somehow it's not surprising that you're the one saying this
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"Somehow"? Wow, even your jabs are lazy and r-slurred.
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Who's that gay guy, you?
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Too slim to be a real weeb tbh
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Cool Bloodborne character, what are your stats?
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Naming your daughter after a 90's coomerbait character, classy.
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And Kitana was created by two Latinx Amerimutts, guess that this neighbor is unaware that MK is an American franchise
!g*mers !fightclub
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I'm white but I named my daughter Jade Kush out of respect
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Nice choice.
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I'm white but named my kid Amaterasu out of respect
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Should be obvious with the super traditional Asian name of Bo' Rai' Cho.
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You mean Shao Khan and the Outworld aren't traditional Japanese mythology?
I never even knew that John Tobias was a Chicanocel or Chicagorican or whatever the frick. The games were fun but 150% American
Anglophone "Latinx" aren't anymore Latinx than some grandchild of an American born and raised in Kurdistan that doesn't speak english is American
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Stripper-coded name. She never had a chance
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What's worse is you just know the parentheses are part of the name
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Stop criticizing and buy the slop, chud.
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One of my bros is a cool guy but massive weeb, his wife is Asian of course, and he's managed to convince her to give his children anime character names
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Neighbor those are just Jap names
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Nah man I'm talking shit like Frieren/Nami, no question about where we got the idea
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That's a german name and "wave" in japanese
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Its not a German name. Its the word for "being cold".
It sounds massivly weird used as a name
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https://www.familysearch.org/en/surname?surname=FRIEREN
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Yeah and japs speak anime r-slur
Trans lives matter
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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First thing I think of when I hear that name is "filth"
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I think Kitana is supposed to be Chinese as well. The two Mexicans coming up with her character were like frick it's asian sounding enough whatever.
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It is truly incredible how hard they fricked up their emergency break glass setting by not doing what literally every other game in the series did (just use made up characters as the protagonist)
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Literally just make both protagonists Japanese, it was a layup.
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East Asian is pretty much white at this point. If they did that they would've had to make them trans or gay or something.
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They should bring back straight-up r-slurs as protagonists again. Charming ones like Forrest Gump, not exhausting ones like Rain Man.
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exhausting ones make for a bad movie. to this day the only movie I have ever walked out of was Mercury Rising.
"aaaaaaahhhhh mommy. ahhhhhhhh!" for a whole hour straight before I ditched. the entire movie was the shitty plane flight experience.
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A western made femboy protagonist, now that would be groundbreaking
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Femboys are illegal now, they're all trans now
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I haven't really been keeping up but I think femboys are prollematik now
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Asian "men" are all twinks anyway
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This is the most "made up" character to date. Whatcha mean?
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True, but not a Ubisoft oc like the others
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Its funny how they call anyone against this as racist and yet they implement and insert black characters in the most racist and condescending ways possible.
You can't out racist someone trying hard to be anti-racist.
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Do you remember when Marvel did "what if miles morales was Thor" and part of that was that Asgard became an inner city hood covered in graffiti?
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Which is pretty impressive given that the rest of Asgard was still huwhite so there was only one person who could've done it
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He isn't doing it justice
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God, liberal white californians are 10x more racist than any bumfrick hicks you could find.
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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Literally doing the same thing again
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You need to work on your bait dude
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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You're so deep into rightoid circlejerking you think anything that's not is bait lol
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No I mean your bait is bad and you should feel bad, do better
We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!
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Neighbor why the frick are there Jordans on the powerlines in Asgard?
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him wearing sneakers is always what gets me
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No trans lives matter
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any way you slice it it's kind of racist to suggest that a group of aliens will have their own culture EXCEPT for the one of them with dark skin, who will act exactly like a modern american inner city black teen somehow
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Counterpoint
Yes my source is a random xitter post
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Watermelons don't have seasons. I can literally buy a watermelon right now and it's darn near February
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No. Keep yourself safe. Now.
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The real reason is that he's gotta have something good to cut through with his samurai sword for practice. Ubisoft would rather go the fruit ninja route than depict how it was really done (executing prisoners or chopping through dead bodies).
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All he's missing
is bright 
red Jordans.
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Honestly playing as a gigachad bruiser cutting through shitty paper buildings and powerless soldiers while pooping on their culture sounds fun
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Yeah, I'd have bought it just for that except the combat sucks.
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Black man jumps off building into a pile of watermelons the video game
@PillsburyDoughboy is for this
Trans lives matter
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i dont care if he is black or yellow, if the game is good i am going to play it. holy shit chuds need some more to their livesx
i have lirterally zero knowledge of japanese samurai or culture back then like this game makes me know more like some of them wore hats e.g.
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I mean its frickin Butt Creed, of course its gonna be a bad game.
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DLC leaks
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What a sperg
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Frick all y'all crawling your way in here to downmarsey, just because you and your community haven't been negatively affected by the police doesn't mean they can't be or don't affect others - and being in a LEGO subreddit can't stop shit. Being able to ignore and compartmentalize bad things is a privilege. Cowards
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