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I'm 5 minutes into the video and it's still just these two cartoon avatars of the YouTubers I guess? yapping about their week and unrelated shit

Why does this exist

They haven't covered anything related to the title or ANYTHING aside from saying it's now free on ps+

6 minutes now and they're talking about Concord

7 minutes still nothing

This is only a 14 minute video

9 minutes in now and no quotes from anyone blaming anyone it's just these two r-slurs talking to each other and occasionally going all

>tHe vEiLgUaRd FaiLeD aNd iTs yOuR FaULt

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Apropos nothing


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!chuds !nonchuds I just watched a 14 minute video about how journ*lists are melting down saying Veilguard failed and it's chuds' fault

My thoughts on the first 9 minutes are above. The remaining 5 minutes are more of the same. It is 14 minutes of two random people talking about their week and Concord and occasionally scrolling a single Kotaku article that in no way blames anyone for the game failing and they sometimes read a line from it and put on a mocking voice saying something else entirely and pretend the journoid said an entirely unrelated string of words.

That is all it is for a quarter of an hour. KiAcels are celebrating the video and it apparently is something one of them "can't stop laughing" about.

I am very cross and pinning the thread so maybe someone else will waste an enormous amount of their own time being disappointed too.


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PS+ is a service like Gamepass, except you need it to play multiplayer on PlayStation so everyone has it. It's free on PS+ and I'm guessing it's on Gamepass too

So

Not technically free but yeah close enough that that point is valid

The premise of the video is utter nonsense though


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Wait they have to pay monthly fees just to play online? rofl the shit g*mers eat up is hilarious

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Jup. Snoy and PS is joke. It tells you state of things when MS and gaybox fails too gain momentum against snou.

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/u/solus0 kiII yourself dipshit

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I swear to God, you might not believe me, but I read your comments, and I immediately said, "this is a Clownfish video isn't it?" Those two love yapping about how they have to pick up their kids or other random family shit.


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I've literally never heard of them

Post their actual faces please, I am imagining Penny Arcade levels of avatar vs irl dissonance here

ETA: Nevermind I found them myself holy frick lol

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!nonchuds I am ready to join you


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Penny Arcade levels of avatar vs irl dissonance

wait what do those guys look like irl?

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Image from 2009 because yeah they're old as heck now but the strip has been going for like 20 years so it wouldn't be fair to be all "see they're OLD but avatars are YOUNG". Left is left and right is right in irl vs comic

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:#marseyyikes:

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So bald and pig-like in appearance. :marseydisgust:

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Tel them I hate them.

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I had them on rotation during the marvels and star wars flop streak. They know more than most about the business and entertainment aspect of Disney.

Typing that out I'm now realizing how dire that is to admit to...


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common !nonchuds :marseyw:

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Will you be watching next oke they put up?

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I did NOT like and subscribe


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I jumped out after skipping around for 10sec and only seeing stupid avatars yapping.

Thank you for confirming I missed absolutely nothing.

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>watched streamer nonsense

:#carpcrying: :#marseylaugh:

:#marseymegaphone: FOOL!

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Zoomers are so streamer-brained they won't even notice.

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@BipocCuteTwinkR-slur how fat are the actual people behind the cartoon avatar, that's the only thing I want to know

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Scroll down


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Has anyone called it Failguard yet. I'm pretty clever so Im probably the first.

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I like flopguard because it's not clever and you can say it on Reddit without 50 comments calling you a chud.

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PlayStation is offering the game for free to all PlayStation plus members this March. This is why being a PlayStation bro is better than a PC cuck. You get newly released AAA games for free only a couple months after release. Thank you, Sony :marseypraying:

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Yes, there's definitely no way to get games for free a couple of months after release on PC >_>

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Anti woke grifters are so fricking lazy. They just read articles word for word and provide little new or interesting information. I should be the prime audience for them since i hate cute twink shit but these r-slurs are all so terrible and unwatchable.

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Anti woke grifters are providing smoke screen for real issues.

Issue with dragon age isnt woke. Its shit game. With or whitout woke. Devs should be shot for making a bad game. But anti woke crowd dont talk about that.

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Still a pretty fun game.

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Fun until its not. Avarage gaming expirience in 2020s.

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The modern LGBT movement, regardless of your moral compass, is a glimpse of the ideal in a dystopian capitalist technocracy.

They signify the quintessential consumer, one who's identity is derived from the brands, movies, fashion, gay clubs etc. in a symbiotic relationship with the capitalist system, as opposed to previous organic identities derived from Tradition.

A trans person, for instance, is a being who lives, day to day, on a cocktail of hormone pills & ointments, whose life is punctuated suddenly by a series of violent surgical interventions, all designed to make of them a man or woman. This is the end of our civilizational narrative concerning the sexes (and indeed all identity).

Traditional, organic identities have been replaced by synthetic, disaggregated attributes (hormone level, facial structure, sexual organ etc.)

Now that man as such has been replaced in his war-making capacity by the genderless professional soldier (drone) & woman in her child-bearing capacity is to be replaced by the artificial womb, what are we left with but disembodied attributes?

This is in line with the nature of unfettered Capitalism. To unfettered capitalism, all forms of tradition and and identity are limits to commodification. It's nature is to take limits and turn them into barriers to overcome. Trying to maintain tradition or national identity within unfettered capitalism is like trying to force a river backwards.

Any anti capitalist movement needs to not only address the material aspects of capitalism like wealth inequality and exploitation, but also the meta narrative of hyper modernity itself, which has been brought forth by Capitalism.

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