Some of your best work but don't give up hope yet - I could see Brian having his stuff stolen by a hobo and that's whose body they found, the hobo. Credible sources put Brian here in Canada.

He saw where they were throwing the gayness pills into the water supply.

Maybe brian found proof that reddit power user really is epsteins friend gillian anderson.

bros, womb havers, and nonbinary pals, I don't want to say it because it's too dark, but uh

was his body showing any signs of being cannibalized?

Only one way to find out

Rest in power brian 💖

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Friends of Brian VINDICATED(?)

rdrama has never been right – we've always been radically centrist.

#notright #notleft #justme

This but only a little ironically they found 5 other bodies looking for him

Heroes like Brian don't get a happy ending my man.

Rest easy knowing that he had struggled his entire life, and now, his struggle is finally over and he may find peace in the great beyond.

One of her lunatic fans did this

Maybe it was a bunch of angry raccoons. Homeboy should have waved a stick on fire

It had to be the bear that killed Gabby and wanted to finish the job. What we didn't know is he had beaver or perhaps alligator accomplices.

someone needs to study journaslurism. once shit gets real often enough you have to be very careful what confidence you report. our systems are very Good Actually at confining what gets reported and the attacks on our media are literal and actual fascistic impulses.

it works like this: the police report what they know but they haven't confirmed the body yet (dental records, for instance, or a relative verifying the remains). They are reporting only that which the police say and the police are keeping a tight leash on what is provable.

this case has far less attention than you think it does.

@The_Homocracy

You never mentioned this dating app?

If he wasn't a real sociopath, way more likely. So that Gabby b-word must've really had it coming, if Brian wasn't psychopathic and still had to strangle her. FriendsofBrian vindicated again.

He died.

Long story short, dude and gal go on trip, gal goes missing, dude bolts, big sub full of the typical true crime fans fill up for this case, the r-slurs here make friends of brian to support brian and some other wacky shit

Gal is pretty much confirmed dead I think ? Dudes manhunt leads to a) 5 other dead bodies from around places they went camping and b) brians stuff and partial human remains, so pretty much dead.

An abusive Person of Bleeding bullied him until he took his own life

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He chopped off a toe in a dried up mud puddle and took to the sea!

gator got 'im

Frick off mom, Im not doing my laundry