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The juror guy pussied out lmao 
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it’s not illegal to make shit up. as long as you’re not actually a juror literally nothing will happen to you other than r-slurs being mad. this isn’t england.
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This is a serious crime buddy
The FBI will put 10 of their best men on this case, they need to catch the guy impersonating a juror online 
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It took the FBI like 48 hours to figure out a garage door pull wasn't a noose, they're fricking r-slurs. They probably hire from /r/redditdetectives these days
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Hiring from reddit counts as diversity.
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Which case was that from again ?
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Black nascar driver sees noose and starts a media tour about fighting bigotry and racism in racing. Turns out it was just a standard garage pull found in any given garage.
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I'll sell this idea to Netflix for a 3 season detective drama with deep personal and philosophical themes - call me.
Working title is "Obstruction, He Reddited".
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Not the issue...it's the lynch mob coming for them when Darrel gets off and Taylor Lorenz outs the dramanaut.
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taylor lorenz if you see this i want to suck on ur tits m’lady
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if she was 50 she would look good for her age. but she’s like late thirties early forties
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watch escape from dannemora and tell me you wouldn’t suck on patricia arquette’s big naturals.
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Taylor if you're reading this I'll do an interview with you <3
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Watch your DMs for a request five seconds before print whereupon she will say you did not respond to request for comment.
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Since when did courts care about the law lmao
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🚨🚨 Do not take legal advice from rDrama 🚨🚨
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Lolwut theres like 10 felonies the glowies could try on for size if they wanted to and most of you broke fricks would get a public defender who wouldnt even remember your name and would put in 0.6 hours of trial prep after you insist on rejecting the plea deal
Be afraid
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name literally one actual felony that anyone could be charged with, with any sort of precedent
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This. They cant even show intent because he didnt mail it to the court, r-slurred redditors did. At worst he made a joke taken too far by idiots which should be protected speech. If he emailed the court the post though, that may be interference but he obviously didnt do that
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There's probably some kind of wasting police time offence he could be charged with.
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