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The juror guy pussied out lmao :marseydicklet:

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itโ€™s not illegal to make shit up. as long as youโ€™re not actually a juror literally nothing will happen to you other than r-slurs being mad. this isnโ€™t england.

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This is a serious crime buddy :marseycop2: The FBI will put 10 of their best men on this case, they need to catch the guy impersonating a juror online :marseyfbicomputer:

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It took the FBI like 48 hours to figure out a garage door pull wasn't a noose, they're fricking r-slurs. They probably hire from /r/redditdetectives these days

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Hiring from reddit counts as diversity.

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Which case was that from again ?

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Black nascar driver sees noose and starts a media tour about fighting bigotry and racism in racing. Turns out it was just a standard garage pull found in any given garage. :marseyracist:

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I'll sell this idea to Netflix for a 3 season detective drama with deep personal and philosophical themes - call me.

Working title is "Obstruction, He Reddited".

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Not the issue...it's the lynch mob coming for them when Darrel gets off and Taylor Lorenz outs the dramanaut.

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taylor lorenz if you see this i want to suck on ur tits mโ€™lady

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thirsting for a 50 year old womanโ€™s sagging tits

:marseydisgust:

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if she was 50 she would look good for her age. but sheโ€™s like late thirties early forties

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watch escape from dannemora and tell me you wouldnโ€™t suck on patricia arquetteโ€™s big naturals.

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Taylor if you're reading this I'll do an interview with you <3

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Watch your DMs for a request five seconds before print whereupon she will say you did not respond to request for comment.

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Since when did courts care about the law lmao

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Do not take legal advice from rDrama ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

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Lolwut theres like 10 felonies the glowies could try on for size if they wanted to and most of you broke fricks would get a public defender who wouldnt even remember your name and would put in 0.6 hours of trial prep after you insist on rejecting the plea deal

Be afraid

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name literally one actual felony that anyone could be charged with, with any sort of precedent

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This. They cant even show intent because he didnt mail it to the court, r-slurred redditors did. At worst he made a joke taken too far by idiots which should be protected speech. If he emailed the court the post though, that may be interference but he obviously didnt do that

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There's probably some kind of wasting police time offence he could be charged with.

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imagine being scared by a bunch of glowies smh

:#marseycringe:

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>China

>Virus

>Election

Still cracks me up

:#taddance::#taddance::#taddance:

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Terry Davis was the 2nd Coming of Christ, and we ignored him.

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Not blaming /r/subredditdrama :#marseyropeyourself:

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he's definitely going to jail and he's going to turn on rdrama!

i think we have to :quote: take care of this :quote: in house before the feds get involved...

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:#marseydoit::#marseyagreefast:

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what? no! not me. i'm too important to this site to take a risk like that!

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Hitman is a respectable profession in the mob. Why do you bring such shame upon your family? You're killing your mother.

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Don't worry, we'll just impersonate some jurors at his trial and he'll get off scot free.

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We are all THE JUROR!

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:#marseyno:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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:marseypearlclutch:

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They already put it in the banner, the jig was up anyways

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coward

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https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladviceofftopic/comments/ydl028/what_legal_consequences_could_the_author_of_the/

TAMPERING he says

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If only there were any real lawyers in the Reddit law subreddits.

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Here's the real fun of it: a percolating theory in legal circles in the area is that Brooks wrote this out and asked someone to post it to potentially give him another shot at a mistrial.

Literally no one was thinking this, let alone anyone with an actual job even tangentially related to law. Did Fatrick "Fat Rick" Tomlinson come up with that theory?

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:#brooksannoyed:

I AM A GROWN MAN WITH GROWN KIDS AINT NOBODY TELL ME WHEN TO TALK

I am not Darrell Brooks, I am a third party intervener, here on behalf of my client

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mod updated the post to say they received verification they were the juror.

Please tell @Awoo you idiots didn't do this. Trans lives matter.

:#trumpjaktalking:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Lol, every time someone correctly points out that nothing illegal happened an r-slur comes by and starts stretching the law to fit their :marseybiast:. That or flat out saying they should ignore the law and arrest him anyway.

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Pathetic redditors wishposting only that a poor innocent SOVEREIGN dramneurodivergent might be legally entangled... Smh

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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the juror guy will probably be fine but i'd still be scared in that situation

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Seriously :marseyscared:

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MASSIVE FRICKING KITTY

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I trolled someone once who freaked out and started asking her Facebook support group for legal advice and that was enough for me to realise what a big kitty I am.

I'm feeling second hand anxiety/regret for this poor dramatard who did something funny and clever but didn't account for how Redditors are all a bunch of r-slur tell tales.

Dramanauting in its absolute finest, but self-preservation has to come first.

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They literally didnโ€™t even commit a crime lmao. Unless their reddit is full of cp or some shit.

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I am the juror and no, I didnโ€™t backout. AMA at my post below.

https://rdrama.net/post/116695/i-am-a-juror-in-the

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@murdervan banning frickers for being chuds and then lets this shit blow up.

Time to join Al Qaeda and disappear in AFPAK, homie.

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ไฝ ็”Ÿๆดป้ฆ–ๆฌก็ป™ๅˆซไบบๅจฑไน

:#marseyraging::#marseylaughpoundfist:

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LMFAO kitty

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