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The juror guy pussied out lmao :marseydicklet:

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itโ€™s not illegal to make shit up. as long as youโ€™re not actually a juror literally nothing will happen to you other than r-slurs being mad. this isnโ€™t england.

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This is a serious crime buddy :marseycop2: The FBI will put 10 of their best men on this case, they need to catch the guy impersonating a juror online :marseyfbicomputer:

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I'll sell this idea to Netflix for a 3 season detective drama with deep personal and philosophical themes - call me.

Working title is "Obstruction, He Reddited".

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It took the FBI like 48 hours to figure out a garage door pull wasn't a noose, they're fricking r-slurs. They probably hire from /r/redditdetectives these days

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Hiring from reddit counts as diversity.

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Which case was that from again ?

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Black nascar driver sees noose and starts a media tour about fighting bigotry and racism in racing. Turns out it was just a standard garage pull found in any given garage. :marseyracist:

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Not the issue...it's the lynch mob coming for them when Darrel gets off and Taylor Lorenz outs the dramanaut.

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taylor lorenz if you see this i want to suck on ur tits mโ€™lady

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thirsting for a 50 year old womanโ€™s sagging tits

:marseydisgust:

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if she was 50 she would look good for her age. but sheโ€™s like late thirties early forties

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watch escape from dannemora and tell me you wouldnโ€™t suck on patricia arquetteโ€™s big naturals.

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Taylor if you're reading this I'll do an interview with you <3

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Watch your DMs for a request five seconds before print whereupon she will say you did not respond to request for comment.

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Since when did courts care about the law lmao

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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Do not take legal advice from rDrama ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

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Lolwut theres like 10 felonies the glowies could try on for size if they wanted to and most of you broke fricks would get a public defender who wouldnt even remember your name and would put in 0.6 hours of trial prep after you insist on rejecting the plea deal

Be afraid

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name literally one actual felony that anyone could be charged with, with any sort of precedent

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This. They cant even show intent because he didnt mail it to the court, r-slurred redditors did. At worst he made a joke taken too far by idiots which should be protected speech. If he emailed the court the post though, that may be interference but he obviously didnt do that

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There's probably some kind of wasting police time offence he could be charged with.

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