edit: small fun update here, big ones down below the original text
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Very abridged highlights reel, more to follow. Powerlessjannies went predictably berserk and have continued throughout the night. These were some of my favorites.
If you’re just tuning in to this horrifically depressing saga, I’d recommend starting with their initial plans to “play to users’ psychology” and close half the site until Reddit does what they want and the next-day admin response to their cries.
Key takeaways:
- Belle’s “I’m leaving forever and I really mean it this time” meant exactly as much as it did the first 747382828 times she said it. She is still hideously ugly, for anyone keeping score.
- Mr. Davis: no, http://rdrama.net was not down. You’re just bad with computers.
- Mr. Mega: there were no new screenshots because we were building dramatic tension and letting the admin response simmer for the evening before posting this one. You weren't hidden. I'm sorry.
- They considered going against the chadmins and closing everything immediately because “lives are at stake,” but handwringing from BelleAriel & Co. about losing their incredibly important internet moderator positions made them come to their senses.
- They intend to cry to more dead media outlets and get them to screech that Reddit is LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE if their impotent demands aren’t met.
- They’re actively watching us 🤗 I know you guys run in different - and yet equally embarrassing - circles, but I’d recommend reading this thread and this one too, if you’d like some things to be mad at Reddit for that actually matter. Please stop enabling child abuse and womanbeating. It’s not cute.
Anyway thanks for all the content, I’ll continue scrolling later. Stop banning innocent people to stop the “leaks” - it’s not doing anything lol
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Update 1: They‘re planning to mass tweet at Reddit advertisers on Monday lmao
Update 2: New plan is to - oh my god - write to their congressmen. Using a Reddit bot.
Update 3: Not a development, but definitely my favorite quote of this whole affair so far.
Update 4: This update is a few pieces long. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
First we have the beginnings of a very long discussion about unionizing. An unpaid internet janitor union with negative value whose replacements can be easily automated or done by literally any shut-in.
Our boy conalfisher is once again the voice of reason though. Join us here conal!
Merari (lmao) has unironically declared jannie to be a transphobic slur. You cannot make this shit up.
Seb (I think he's meant to be the leader of this shitshow?) has directly linked the main image of this thread 
He's not happy!
He's demanded that everyone in that screenshot change their Groomercord display name so as not to reflect their Reddit identity which they think will allow them to operate anoynmously, since they have realized the futility of trying to stop the "leaks". Let's see how that goes for them.
Update 5: Seb thinks he figured out the leak issue! I will refrain from updating for a few hours. Is this because you got me Seb? Or am I playing along? 
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She used to have a Kiwifarms thread but I don't see it with a brief cursory look.
She had a meltdown on some of her fellow mods already, including Merari and the long-gone deveravta (however you spell his name). She chilled out in the last year or so, so she hasn't been much of a lolcow for a while.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Yeah she used to be my favorite to piss off. She'd at least respond a few times before she banned that alt. I miss the old lolcows who would engage and and shit post right back until you made them rage quit.
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She used to show up on my sub before it got banned to tell me I was responsible for her trolls harassing her lol. I never even knew the whole story. I knew she called people's work when we were on bluelight.org, but I didn't know the whole state of the insanity until mods on there leaked some of the craziness they dealt with. She was on chinese research chemicals having a complete breakdown once in the middle of the night with her kid in the next room, so one of them called child welfare on her. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Another one who got into Century Club and made a post saying, "Help, people are doxxing me". Then she linked to loungers. Of course, people in CC wanted to help someone who is being doxxed, but I went to loungers and saw the complete case (with all the receipts) that she had a history of doxxing other people and that's why people were angry at her. I said as much. I said, "Okay... you linked to a subreddit that has a beef with you, but they also have evidence that you have a history of doxxing others and they are mad about it, so you are kind of fricked on any account that they know is you." (Because she was making new accounts, but posting exactly the same way and the same things on all of them.) She ended up getting bigmad at me. I think she even went to some sub or groomercord to say, "Who is that IBiteYou person! She's horrible and didn't defend me!" So yeah, she asks for help and then if you give her the truth, she tries to start shit with you.
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