edit: small fun update here, big ones down below the original text
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Very abridged highlights reel, more to follow. Powerlessjannies went predictably berserk and have continued throughout the night. These were some of my favorites.
If you’re just tuning in to this horrifically depressing saga, I’d recommend starting with their initial plans to “play to users’ psychology” and close half the site until Reddit does what they want and the next-day admin response to their cries.
Key takeaways:
- Belle’s “I’m leaving forever and I really mean it this time” meant exactly as much as it did the first 747382828 times she said it. She is still hideously ugly, for anyone keeping score.
- Mr. Davis: no, http://rdrama.net was not down. You’re just bad with computers.
- Mr. Mega: there were no new screenshots because we were building dramatic tension and letting the admin response simmer for the evening before posting this one. You weren't hidden. I'm sorry.
- They considered going against the chadmins and closing everything immediately because “lives are at stake,” but handwringing from BelleAriel & Co. about losing their incredibly important internet moderator positions made them come to their senses.
- They intend to cry to more dead media outlets and get them to screech that Reddit is LITERALLY KILLING PEOPLE if their impotent demands aren’t met.
- They’re actively watching us 🤗 I know you guys run in different - and yet equally embarrassing - circles, but I’d recommend reading this thread and this one too, if you’d like some things to be mad at Reddit for that actually matter. Please stop enabling child abuse and womanbeating. It’s not cute.
Anyway thanks for all the content, I’ll continue scrolling later. Stop banning innocent people to stop the “leaks” - it’s not doing anything lol
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Update 1: They‘re planning to mass tweet at Reddit advertisers on Monday lmao
Update 2: New plan is to - oh my god - write to their congressmen. Using a Reddit bot.
Update 3: Not a development, but definitely my favorite quote of this whole affair so far.
Update 4: This update is a few pieces long. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
First we have the beginnings of a very long discussion about unionizing. An unpaid internet janitor union with negative value whose replacements can be easily automated or done by literally any shut-in.
Our boy conalfisher is once again the voice of reason though. Join us here conal!
Merari (lmao) has unironically declared jannie to be a transphobic slur. You cannot make this shit up.
Seb (I think he's meant to be the leader of this shitshow?) has directly linked the main image of this thread 
He's not happy!
He's demanded that everyone in that screenshot change their Groomercord display name so as not to reflect their Reddit identity which they think will allow them to operate anoynmously, since they have realized the futility of trying to stop the "leaks". Let's see how that goes for them.
Update 5: Seb thinks he figured out the leak issue! I will refrain from updating for a few hours. Is this because you got me Seb? Or am I playing along? 
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Time is ticking for Belle who has said before she needs to come up with some illness because her UK dole money won't be as big when her daughter moves out of the house in a few years. Maybe she's trying to figure out what mental illness to get from her fellow jannies.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Even more reason to sign up here. She can just show the site to her caseworker and they'll for sure give her money for being as neurodivergent as us
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The one on the far left is who bans you from the reddit. The one on the far right is her unironic p-do convicted baby daddy.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Hahaha noooo fricking way. I know bongs are inbred due to being stuck on that godforsaken island for so long, but holy shit
Where did you get this?
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Nope, not joking. That's BelleAriel on the far left and her baby daddy is a legit convicted in jail p-do.
She plays victim very well but always eventually has a tard meltdown on people and is very vindictive. She tells people she's harassed on the internet but that's not the whole story. She was on bluelight.org crying about her welfare checks and how much she wants drugs. People felt bad for her because she is unironically r-slurred, has a kid who depends on her, and they tried to talk with her and console her. Well, she started ordering chinese research chemicals on the internet and went through a meltdown and turned around and doxxed the people who felt bad for her and called their place of work. That's how it started.
These same people doxxed her hard and got all kinds of info on her, including pics like the above. They found her p-do baby daddy and lots of info on her. So when she goes around telling people she's being stalked by trolls, she's not telling the whole story. lol
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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This is important info and should have it's own post.
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She used to have a Kiwifarms thread but I don't see it with a brief cursory look.
She had a meltdown on some of her fellow mods already, including Merari and the long-gone deveravta (however you spell his name). She chilled out in the last year or so, so she hasn't been much of a lolcow for a while.
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Yes, him! I always forget how to spell his darn name lol. He was obviously mentally ill, but I think Belle had a crush on him. But then when he didn't "back" her against Merari and Quietus, she had a meltdown.
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Yeah she used to be my favorite to piss off. She'd at least respond a few times before she banned that alt. I miss the old lolcows who would engage and and shit post right back until you made them rage quit.
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She used to show up on my sub before it got banned to tell me I was responsible for her trolls harassing her lol. I never even knew the whole story. I knew she called people's work when we were on bluelight.org, but I didn't know the whole state of the insanity until mods on there leaked some of the craziness they dealt with. She was on chinese research chemicals having a complete breakdown once in the middle of the night with her kid in the next room, so one of them called child welfare on her. lol
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I knew she a bpd foid, but I had never seen a picture before.
The new crop of lolcows aren't nearly as fun as some of the originals.
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That's particularly fricked up. I wonder if any if the other power jannies know how unhinged she is. I hope they don't let her know their actual identities. Who knows what she would do with that info if she was upset about being demodded by the admins once the day of the broken mop finally comes.
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This is incredible… are there any threads I can look at where this stuff went down?
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I don't know of any threads, but maybe you'll like this other picture of her
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Absolute masterpiece
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Did it crack your screan lol?
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I wish, but the sub with lots of info got gigajannied. Her name on bluelight was Evelbibe (something like that), so her nickname was Evey. That's not her real name, but when people moved to reddit, she would report mentions of her "Evey" name as doxxing and told jannies it was her real name. Jannies have no idea so they assumed it was and removed any threads with the "evey" name.
Snally did a writeup on her though on r/Drama.
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violently british
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aryastark.greentext
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Average bong
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And couldn't frick anyone attractive
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Tbf, India was their largest colonial possession
trans lives matter
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she looks like the girl from game of thrones after a decade of smoking meth
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A sneed is no one
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