FRIENDSHIP WITH DDR: OVER! DEATHSANTIS IS MY FRIEND NOW

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He sounds like Chris Chan. I can barely understand what hes saying

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He’s doing his classic ‘I actually made this person who they are today and now they’re turning against me’ attack

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Zozbot replied to you! :marseyexcited::marseyjam::marseyblush::marseymarseylove:

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zoz

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zozzle

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I got that part. I didnt get anything else lol

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that's all he's saying

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you're confusing "classic" with "cliché"

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Potato potato

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GET ALL THE POSTS

ABOUT MY ENDORSEMENTS

OFF. THE. INTERNET.

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Shit you're not kidding, his delusion that he "sent in the FBI just in time to save his election" is right up there with "I used my blood to create a vaccine for homosexuality."

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It's actually insane how much less funny he is when he's allowed to :marseylongpost2: Even his nicknames are too long now, Ron DeSanctimonious? Really?

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In hindsight Twitter's character limit may have been doing him some favors.

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"Brevity is the soul of wit" isn't just some trite BS people say, it's a proverb. :marseyagree:

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He’s still on the “elections stolen” thing.

He sent the FBI and DOJ, supposedly in trumps fantasy there was voter fraud with stolen ballots, but the FBI or DOJ didn’t arrest anyone for it under trump?

He still hasn’t figured out everyone besides his die hard crazies are way over the “stolen election” stuff. They’ve had two years to prove something about 2020 but haven’t. Still used it to gerrymander and suppress some voters some places but other than that it’s nothing.


He lost to Joe Biden. Not even because people like Joe but because they despise trump and his everything’s a personal slight bullshit. Everything that doesn’t go his way is some wild conspiracy against him. Any valid criticism of himself, even by die hard conservatives, is “anti American” rino talk or other nonsense.

He’s losing his grip on some conservatives and he’s not bringing new voters for the GOP in any real numbers as everyone’s made up their mind about him.

I’m originally from SC and talked to some of the conservatives I know down there, none of them seem to really want trump back throwing tantrums everyday and making them have to justify/explain to their friends/family when he said or did some horrible or dumb shit why they still support him or why they overlook that part.

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:#marseywoah:

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This is what's wrong with Truth Social. DDR has some unpaid tard write groofter posts, instead of living his best life on Twitter where he writes personal insults and death threats while pooping at 3am

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It's pretty funny how a bit of distance and lack of twitter has knocked the wind out of his spiel.

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:marseysneed:

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He used to just say questionable things, but this is almost indecipherable :marseybeanquestion: That first paragraph needs a professional interpreter

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John 16:13 But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth.

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ddr is coming off pretty beta with all this

desantis shouldn't even respond; silence would make trump sperg out more and look even weaker

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The winning strategy of Desantis will have to be "Trumpisn without the baggage." No point in attacking Trump this early on and offending the daddy fan club. He doesn't want to come across as the candidate of the never Trumper cuckservatives, that would be the kiss of death. Let Trump keep coming across as a small, petty and vindictive loser obsessed with endlessly fighting past lost battles.

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He can't even insult anyone properly anymore. He seems very low energy these days.

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>Andrew Gillum, (who was later revealed to be a "crack head")

Lmao he did lose the election and proceed to get bussy blasted by 2 giant bodybuilders

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That was the only good line


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:#marseymeds: :!#marseymalding:

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:marseylongpost: trump is a leftist now?:marseyconfused:

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Ron Desummalummadummalummantis :marseytrump:

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LOYALTY AND CLASS

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the way trump has been so insanely jealous and scared of desantis lately is HILARIOUS. god i hope desantis leans in to this and doesn't pretend trump is still cool and totally his friend.

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The threat really makes Trump seems weak compared to DeSantis.

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he's just looking worse and worse then more he screeches about desantis.

not to the blindly loyal people, but they don't matter because there's literally nothing that could make them even think a negative thought about trump.

i really hope he keeps it up and is forced to run as an independent in 24.

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I'm surprised he has the balls to run.

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he can't NOT run at this point. he'll feel like people think he's "backing down" and he can't handle it.

he shouldn't even be allowed to run, but none of the democrats have to balls to stop it from happening.

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if you're a demoncrat pol, why would you try to stop him from running in 2024?

Trump was the only candidate who could lose to DDD, and if DDR runs as a third party he will surely split the rightoid vote just like Perot did in 1992.

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if you're a demoncrat pol, why would you try to stop him from running in 2024?

yeah why would anyone wanna stop trump from running?! nothing could possiblie go wrong if he ran!

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would be true in 2016, but were looking at 2024 fam. :marseytrump: is a known product and a shit one at that

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what if someone like Bernie double splits the vote :daydream:

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the next Maryland governor is apparently the next Obama, so there's no split in the Dems unless he decides to run in the primaries

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Who?

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Given how the Dems spent like $50M to help 2020-deniers win the GOP primaries this midterm, I think they're probably praying that DDR runs.

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ugh i forgot about all the money they dumped in to those people

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I thought it was a stupid plan too until it worked.


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I mean 1) it worked and 2) all they did was run ads saying "This guy thinks biden is really Donald Trump in a Scooby Doo mask.

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Yeah I think I agree. I don't think he should run but that's just me.

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But ur a bot and we all know it

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:#marseycope:

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I dunno, i think hes narcissistic enough that when he deep down realises he stands no chance, he will find some bullshit excuse that he even starts to believe himself, for why he just cant run.

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:quote: i tried to run but the ESTABLISHMENT AND MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS AND PROBABLY THE JEWS stopped me! :quote:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Trump being thin skinned is at least 50% of what makes him hilariously dramatic

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There's a line between hilariously dramatic and boringly pathetic. Trump jumped over it years ago.

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Just happens to also be the line when old people go from being wise alpha-males to "stfu grandpa, that waitress doesn't want to f*ck you, you're embarrassing us".

Everyone has their prime. Primes don't come in pear shape:

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That would be glorious. I hope both parties would have detox sessions like this.

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Pretty much 80% of rightoid pundits have criticized Daddy. The walls are finally closing in.

:#marseyitsover:

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it's about fricking time.

BLIND PARTY LOYALTY IS MOST OF THE PROBLEM WITH THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW AND I HATE IT.

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Worship your god

:#marseydarktrump::!#worship:

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The worst thing that can happen is a complete splinter in the Republican party because of trump and then Democrats sweep the capital.

:#marseyveryworried:

No deadlock equals no drama. Think of the past 2 years without manchin and sinema

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Wrong. A blue tsunami means the drama is only beginning. Inshallah, Biden and Kamala will enact forced depeening of chuds after 2024. The future belongs to women.

:#marseytransflag2:

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maga tards might be dumb but they hate commies more than anything. Trump won’t ruin his chance at being powerful in the next president’s administration instead of conceding

He’s only partially r-slurred

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Theres just no evidence that any of that is true

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I still believe darnit

Also Trump will do whatever the most influential person in his ear says. When they see power via another republican they'll use him to get it vs going back to obscurity

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I really do hope Trump is dropped in favor of Destantis because Ron from what little ive read about him in the christian science monitor he is:

-hardworking

-well read

-isnt a terminal extremist wingcuck

-works on state infrastructure

-politically savvy

-wont focus on ownage if elected and would make democrats and republicans reasonably happy

Sure there are people who will hate him anyway but Trump was hated and incompetent. Whereas if youre hated and competent it’s easier to do good shit and become loved and competent

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Dad was a blast but he's ultimately poison to actual conservative goals. I still expect him to run because it's pathological and it's going to be an ugly and dramatic primary.

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Trump was always the poison pill type of “the polar opposite of Clinton” option. Without Clinton he goes back to being a bumbling old man who is far too willing to indulge in his bad personality traits to be a good leader.

He’s also like a dog whose opinion is whatever the most recent person (who he both likes and likes him) he talked to last said.

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He hates Disney and has my vote solely on that. Immature Disney :#marseydisney: loving foids are the scum of the earth and I hope he puts them into relocation camps.

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I know millennial couples who were born into wealth who have—and I shit you not—moved to Orlando solely because of the Mouse proximity. They go into the park several times a week to have a dinner like you or I would go to a normal steakhouse. The difference is that the food is overpriced trash and you’re constantly tripping over kids on leashes, hamplanets on scooters, or visibly drunk manchildren.

:marseysick#:

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I hope the repubs keep stanning trump for exactly the same reasons.

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It would be hilarious to see him and the Florida Manlet fight so I hope that's what happens.

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but funny tweets

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Yea but to become a lib moment i think democratic values are more important

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Don’t worry Elon made it so he can always have Twitter if he wants and if Desantis gets in he’ll hang over him like Putin with that Dmitri guy

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:#marseynerd2:

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Admins please ban this person for blatant dramaphobia

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-isnt a terminal extremist wingcuck

-wont focus on ownage if elected and would make democrats and republiKKKans reasonably happy

His antiabortion stuff, the anti lgbt stuff, and the religious extremism stuff is pretty extremist and cultural war “own age” stuff. May work in Florida but also some of the reasons republicans got whacked in positions they should have won. Shit like that energizes young voters against conservatives to actual show up too.

Honestly if they dropped that kind of stuff republicans would be doing much better.

Besides the die hard crazies. The suburban women they lost don’t like things like people being called who aren’t (“icky”), attacking 14-18 year old gay/trans kids as policy and saying shit like they should be segregated into other classrooms or be in the closet, complete abortion bans, and saying the US should be Christian nationalist either. GOP could actually get this group if they didn’t go full in on appeasing the righter of the rights hateful shit, “the fight against wokeism”, not being cringe died in like 2016.

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don't lump the gay kids with the :marseytrain2: :marseyyikes:

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Same acronym and same flag

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your BIPOC chinchilla is trans, just accept it sweaty

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forcing gender identities on innocent parties... yup sounds about right :#marseymanysuchcases:

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I was just shitposting, sry man

:#marseycry:

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you chudded @BigTurkeyHunter recently lol so I really thought you might be :marseytrain2: which is really fine with me as long as you're happy :marseywholesome:

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I think he chudded me so I could subscribe him to every single post I made :marseytom:

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to be fair I chudded justcool the same day as well

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you have laid out in detail why the west is going :marseysal2: to collapse, imagine letting single :marseywall: foids :marseyblops2chadcel2: dictate the direction of a nation :#marseyxd:

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It’s not just single women, it’s anyone under 45 and suburban women and men who still want options on abortion for them and their kid. They also have gay butt kids or friends with gay butt kids who don’t want you attacking their kids or their friends kids. Largely Christian too, just not the super hateful kind, more of the church on Sunday but that’s it kind.

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don't want to be attacking kids,ok with :marseytrain2:ing them out though.

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It seems like a repeat of 100 years ago, where tonnes of men died in WWI and as a result, you had hysterical rudderless single women campaigning to ban alcohol (and vote).


:#marseydarkpizzashill: The Democratic RethugliKKKan Party will collapse by 2030. :#marseydarkpizzashill:

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yea but his anti-abortion stuff includes exceptions if it's beyond fifteen weeks if it is a danger to the woman's life or if the fetus is gonna be a fricked up raisin anyway and his dont say gay stuff allows the discussion of this stuff past the age of ten so he's at least less extreme in this stuff than other repubs. he also has done lots of great stuff for education. From his wikipedia:

DeSantis introduced the Higher Education Reform and Opportunity Act, which would allow states to create their own accreditation systems, in 2016. In an op-ed for National Review, he said his legislation would give students "access to federal loan money to put towards non-traditional educational opportunities, such as online learning courses, vocational schools, and apprenticeships in skilled trades".

DeSantis announced that Florida would replace the Florida Standards Assessment (FSA) test with a system of smaller tests scattered throughout the year on September 14, 2021. He said the replacement would be three tests for the fall, winter and spring, each smaller than the FSA. Florida Commissioner of Education Richard Corcoran agreed with the decision, calling it a "huge victory for the school system". The new system is to be implemented by the 2022–23 school year. Corcoran praised the bill, saying the monitoring caters to students, gives teachers more easily available data, and is "much more helpful to parents, and most importantly, it's beneficial to students"

He's also not an outright climate or election denialist, which while he's not perfect about it he can potentially win the zoomers over:

In 2019, DeSantis signed an executive order that included a variety of components relating to the environment. These included a promise to spend $2.5 billion over four years on restoring the Everglades and "other water protection", and the creation of a Blue-Green Algae Task Force, an Office of Environmental Accountability and Transparency, and a Chief Science Officer.

DeSantis supports banning hydraulic fracturing.

(fracking)

he also has some good economic policies as well:

DeSantis introduced the Let Seniors Work Act, which would repeal the Retirement Earnings Test and exempt senior citizens from the 12.4% Social Security payroll tax, and co-sponsored a measure to eliminate taxes on Social Security benefits.

He sponsored the Transportation Empowerment Act, which would transfer much of the responsibility for transportation projects to the states and sharply reduce the federal gas tax.

DeSantis opted not to receive his congressional pension, and filed a measure that would eliminate pensions for members of Congress.

All from his wikipedia, but yea his CRT bans are useless and him saying that trains women in high school should not compete is also just dumb because theyre not competing professionally. These could really lead to him having a negative reputation for good reason, because those policies are not thought out

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They can compete as their biological s*x lol

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yea but what im saying is forcing them to compete with other boys or girls because there were born one doesnt make sense because it's school. Actual institutions? completely fair, dont let them compete with an advantage. in high school? i dont care how many blockers and hormones youre on two fifteen year olds arent looking for a fair game of soccer

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High school sports can be pretty big yeah? After all college scouts go to... high schools to scout for athletes. Sports really isn't the case whereby someone competes for fun up till 18 and then suddenly everything turns into srs business, those high school years are pretty important for an athlete's development. If you've competed in sports you'll know that things can be extremely competitive already without some brave and stunning person skewing that balance even more. Just make an open category or something lol except their ego demands that they be affirmed by competing in the gender they decide to be that day

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It's a big deal he's just being r-slurred, any girl who wants to compete professionally or even as an amateur in most sports in America have to go through the American high school athletic system. Even something as minor as getting partial scholarships can be affected by this, which will definitely impact a lot of girls. Not even that, Title IX was pushed on the grounds that women deserved the same athletic opportunities as men even if they weren't able to physically play on the same level together.

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Lol I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe he’s just not a sports enjoyer/watcher

That said based on my experiences as an athlete and a coach, everyone already seethemaxes when we lose “fairly” so I can’t imagine losing because of Lia Thomas types holy shit :marseyyikes:

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It makes a mockery of Title IX though, and the whole point of women's sports in general. Why even have them separated in the first place if the reasoning is "fifteen year olds arent looking for a fair game"?

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attacking 14-18 year old gay/trans kids as policy

Lmao your entire post is just lib wingcuck pearl clutching over things like this. Trans kids are mostly a cultural brain parasite, the suburban women that wouldn't vote for DeathSantis over this would never have voted for any version of him that's a Republichud. He's not even extreme on the abortion rights thing since he allows exceptions and the 15 weeks thing is standard even in progressive countries like Germany. Personally I'm fine with elective abortion even in the 3rd trimester but once you get past 12 weeks it's basically chopping a baby up, and most 2nd/3rd trimester abortions are elective.

>GOP could actually get this group if they didn’t go full in on appeasing the righter of the rights hateful shit, “the fight against wokeism”, not being cringe died in like 2016

Not only did this not die in 2016, it exists to a larger extent today. DeSantis would have be to severely r-slurred to not play to this crowd. Half the reason why the GOP has gotten so much momentum this year was exclusively from these types drumming up support.

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I've heard stories of otherwise-Republican women refusing to vote for them over the Roe malarkey, but who really knows the extent past anecdotes.


:#marseydarkpizzashill: The Democratic RethugliKKKan Party will collapse by 2030. :#marseydarkpizzashill:

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He may be smart enough to pivot though. Trump would see unpopular shit and just lean in.

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young voters showing up

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Split vote, dem win for the next 100 years

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you need to run for city janitor of Burlington VT just to make @schizo even more schizo

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schizocel is not a schizo, she is a proud MTF who has no mental impairments

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>schizocel is not a schizo, she is a proud MTF who has no mental impairments

@schizo , what say you to these allegations of mental illness impropriety?

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trusting anything Soren says

🥱🙄

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:#marseymeds:

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:#marseybye:

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:marseyxdoubt:

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Inshallah.

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He was also a naval officer which automatically wins him points for me

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because he is a closeted homosexual who has sucked many peepees?

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so he posts here then?

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no one here is closeted about their peepee sucking though

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transwomenaremenabcdefafsadfasdfasdfasdfasfaojojadjfaofjaodsjfoasidfjaoidfjaoisdjfoia:#!marseypoggers:

:!#marseysperm::!#marseysperm::!#marseysperm::!#marseysperm::!#marseysperm::!#marseysperm:

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delete my dox

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No. He could be but I don't care.

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There is nothing funny about DeSantis (that we know of yet). He's literally the only sane candidate in burgerland and therefore the absolute worst choice for presidency.

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only sane candidate

Well him and Biden

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I have faith that a bit of Florida has rubbed off on him.

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He's short


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Unironically I think hes too short to win. He's like 5'9 which means he's actually 5'7.

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I'm split on whether supporting a Desantis presidency would be dramapilled or dramaphobic. He's boring and does less funny tweets than Trump which is dramaphobic, but he's more of a wingcuck ideologue which could result in very dramatic laws

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4-8 years of trans genocide :marseytransgenocide: isn't dramapilled enough for you?

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:#marseygravedance:

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What other Governor would do the Martha's Vinyard trolling bit?

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