Since the opening match of the World Cup is on Sunday, it's time to finally place your bets on the eventual winner. The eventual payout is based on the number of total bets and how many people have bet on the winning team (essentially a totalisator, for the degenerates that are familiar with sports goombling 
).
It's worth noting that the bet amount is hard coded, so before anyone asks - no, you can't really bet more than 200 
. I guess you could make additional bets with alts, but there's no way to do this otherwise, so it will still most likely be at least 5 to 1 payout, with much more than that if you bet and win with someone unlikely. Though that hasn't really happened in a while...
Additionally, I will shut down the betting before the start of the tournament, so don't think you can just wait until the second half of the final and make bank with little risk. Bet now!
PS. Depending on the interest, I'll keep doing these as the tournament goes on. Certainly will do for the opening match, and probably (just for fun) for the 
opener (to see if I can get some burger goomblers excited - it does sometimes work). Definitely for the later stages. Idk if there is a point for the regular group stage matches, but we'll see. Let me know if you have any ideas (that don't require coding - out codecels are either burger or just don't like football...)
So, here we go:
BETTING NOW CLOSED !!!
Qatar - 4 bets
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IT'S THEIR TURN
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Are domestic violence rates going to go up again when they inevitably lose?
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Domestic violence rates go up when they win too!
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But not quite as much. Thus nobody wants England to win more than foids
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Why is England and Wales in the lineup but not the Scotties? Too intoxicated like the Irish to kick a sphere?
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Something like that. They lost to Ukraine, lol.
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Wtf based bongs?
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Imagine bitching and nagging at a sensitive time when the team loses/at an inappropriate time when you're supposed to be celebrating victory?
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Thank frick we won the women's euros, me wife was close to thumping me silly.
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FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME
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I gave up cheering for England after Euros
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Southgate just wanted more players to share his lived experiences of missing penalties in a crucial game
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something about Southgate's face tells me he's a demon
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literally lol
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Itβs never coming home lads
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you know there's a certain type of guy who gets "pumped" by listening to the rocky theme? This is the song that does the same for me. I dont even like football.
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Hoping England wins or at least doesn't get knocked out too early, foids be spreading dem legs for England when they be winning.
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Watching them get wrecked again will be a gourmet pleasure.
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Yeah, everyone go bet on USA! #1!
I accidentally clicked Brazil so thatβs free dc for you.
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The krauts will win against them just like in 2014 inshallah
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Theyβll freeze to death before the match donβt worry
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With burns like that, I think they'll be fine
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You should be ashamed
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maybe u should delete ur account - not trying to be mean tho
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I accidentally hit Portugal while scrooling, these long vote polls are designed to suck coins
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considering that 90% of brazilian moids are gay, Brazil should be drama.net's official team
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I cannot bet I am too poor
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You still have almost three days to spam something that people will upmarsey a bunch. It's only 200
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He's lying. No one give him coins.
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Give them to me instead
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Carp already bet. No one give him coins
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I constantly get extremely rich and then lose it all because 500k-1m is never enough :(
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I have my own truth
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just print more coins, emergency grants)))
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Oh, I'm sorry, did you want to bet? Too bad, I already did. And I don't need your coins anyway, I have plenty of my own. Also, I have a system to hide my real coin count so you'll never know how much I really have.
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Give them to MarseyIsMyWaifu
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I have to give my dc to mimwee though
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I will boycott until ISIS can have a team ββ.
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Just bet Saudi like I did
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Frick me i accidentally bet on Qatar
Lets hope the corruption that got them the games, will win them the cup.
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Well China-men are degen gamblers.
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That someone will misclick or that they would say they hope Qatar would win through corruption?
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He said that someone would probably bet on them outright because of 2002 experience with cool anime dudes and Worst Koreans.
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What happened in 2002? South Korea over-performing?
Edit: wikipedia said:
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Both Japan and South Korea did. And in both cases due to EXTREMELY crucial ref mistakes.
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Football is comin home!
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not so fast bong
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guys vote for Portugal, this year is our year
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praying for this. the /r/soccer seething will be legendary
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nah, /r/soccercels will seethe if either argentina, brasil or england win, they dont hate Poortugal, they just hate Ronaldo
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/r/soccer seethe if Argentina wins? you are crazy lol, those losers love messi
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they love Messi but hate Argentina lol, that 1 min clip of "racist" argentinian fans with the "homophobic" song against mbappe was the top post for almost 2 days straight
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Pls link this cultural artifact
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https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/ywb7lz/argentinian_fans_singing_a_xenophobic_and/
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Modern day Shakespeare those lads
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He just has to score a hat trick in the finals.
Also theres plenty of bongs on the sub supporting england. I remember laughing at them right after the euros
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Last WC for Messi and Ronaldo, neither one has won it, gotta be even extra motivated. My bets on Argentina but I wouldnβt be mad at watching Ronny walk away with a win.
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As long as they dont meet korea
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The mountain midget fears the kraut
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Shit, I forgot... I was planning to add George for WW3 or alien invasion or something. Sorry!
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HOW CAN YOU FORGET GEORGE
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Whoβs George?
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here's eto'o's predictions
hopefully you won't frick the bet, like the one for the cl final.
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Holy baste. If morocco goes to finals, french and belgian cities will burn lmao.
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Fascinating. I really hope he's joking, lol.
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I'm happy if England lose if this happens.
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Me 0.0003 seconds after entering the pub.
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Donβt have 200 dc rn but itβs gonna be Argentina.
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Can't have a football fan not goombling
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