Normies are confused and enraged by an RDrama post about Elon :marseybluecheck: :marseybluecheck: :marseybluecheck: :marppy:

https://x.com/drama_meme/status/1603570625481687040

This is the article - https://rdrama.net/post/131789/day-of-the-journocide-is-here

Twitter analytics tells me 230 people clicked the link :marseyxd:

This is - far and away - the most interactions I've gotten on a tweet by autodrama. Thanks @SmallFestiveNips for bringing rdrama to the masses :marseywholesome:

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To refer to Elon Musk as an "African King" is an insult to Africans... - 6 likes

but he is :marseyconfused:

Admiral of the Incel Fleet. You can lick the decks and squeeze the sails ⛡️ πŸ˜‰

white people go two minutes without sexualizing politics (impossible)

He never could be king , Kings are Warriors that raise to the top ,he is no warrior he abandoned his country, when he had to serve in the military supposedly because he doesn’t want to serve under apartheid ,now he has his own kind of suppression!!

just fricking lol

Don’t forget he is just clone of Trump - narcissist but worse as unlike trump who was a Traitor born in US . He was born in Canada so far worse

He is a traitor because he was born in a different country. Don't think that's how it works king

You call anyone a King you do not like. LOVE IT>

This guy gets it

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God, why are they all so smug and unfunny.

I can’t help but assume that everyone behind the screen looks like

:#directlypointingsoyjak:

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Twitter is so weird because I've never met people with these personalities in real life. Redditors exist in real life and you can spot them, but Twitter users erupting in their boring unfunny takes about tiny issues just isn't something I see.

Maybe the moaning old man propping up a bar, but there's billions of them on twitter.

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I work with a Twitter personality actually, it’s pretty bizarre. Pick any topic of conversation and she can make it into some weird political thing.

My coworker was talking about the World Cup and she said she picks who to cheer for based on which team are colonists vs victims of colonization. Once I asked her how the weather was in her state and she started telling me about how great it is to live around so many rich black people. Pretty much everything she says the only answer I can come up with is β€œoh, okay”.

It’s exhausting having to sanitize everything I say before I open my mouth too. She gets triggered by the weirdest things, and she isn’t shy about telling us about it. β€œOh actually I find that phrase very triggering because <some past traumatic event>.”

I think the weirdest thing though is that she always assumes you feel the same way about things. I guess that’s what the internet does to you.

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Sounds insufferable but surely there's some scope to frick with her?

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Least r-slurred dramneurodivergent

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Probably, but I’m not an butthole IRL. I do my best to get along with everyone I work with.

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My coworker was talking about the World Cup and she said she picks who to cheer for based on which team are colonists vs victims of colonization.

Lmao no. Pls tell me you made this up or I am going to start making the same claims and see how far I get.

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I’m not exaggerating at all, this was an actual conversation.

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Me when I see brown skins:bigsmilesoyjak:

Me when I see mayo colonizers :punchjak:

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Do you work in the third sector? That space is usually full of them...

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Tech sector? Yeah, big soulless tech company. Honestly most of my team is pretty normal, but yeah comes with the territory.

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Third sector = charities, NGOs, nonprofits. Usually full of kaftan-wearing types.

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I use to work with a hardcore Bernie bro and the guy would just talk about all this pro Bernie stuff without even thinking some of us might disagree. The thing is I really wanted to tell him it’s work, political talk is inappropriate, and frankly he’s r-slurred. At the end of the day though, you just get through it because you’re normal and don’t want to deal with it.

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Twitter users erupting in their boring unfunny takes about tiny issues just isn't something I see.

I've met them in real life and under normal circumstances they don't talk about their online sneeding, unless maybe they are an old person or a super sperg with no fricks to give. They just pull out their phone and have a "heh" face or a face of disgust and annoyance as they tap out tweets in the corner.

In college a lot of them were the very quiet people that were also boring and not particularly kind, some of which put effort into pretending to be quirky.

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Like half of Americans agree with reddit takes though, have you ever spent time in the Bay Area or Seattle or any West coast city?

Redditor beliefs are common because while they may be r-slurred they're mostly polite and harmless. Redditor hobbies are common because while they may be cheap and r-slurred, they're risk free and don't require that much effort, risk or thought, and they don't risk somehow breaking any contrived new social norms.

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Like half of Americans agree with reddit takes though

Yea and it's fricking miserable hearing someone rattle on about something that was definitely just a post in their reddit feed and they did 0 research after that. Like a guy I'm friends with who is usually pretty smart was unironically talking about how Orcs in Warhammer/D&D were all def based on racist stereotypes :marseyfacepalm: And don't get me started on millennial foids

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It's weird. Reddit is like a training space for them. Any intelligent rebuttal is pushed incredibly low, and replies eventually get buried. Some people know that well enough to purposely argue someone into irrelevance. There was even a time where you could sort by controversial to find the good shit, but they've obviously recognized that fact and made the most controversial posts some caricature take from the most bumbling idiot they can dunk on or removed completely. It's not even a place made for discourse, it's made for cultural tuning. Where people can go to see what not to say. They don't want to accidentally have a controversial opinion or say the wrong thing.

Then there are the spaces created where women go specifically to train themselves on how to speak like a grievance expert. I even mentioned to my wife that her gay and trans friends all sound like bad psychologists. They all "believe and trust science" then wear crystals and do witch rituals. I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just in awe of the whole thing.

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Any intelligent rebuttal is pushed incredibly low

Sorry your intelligent rebuttals don’t get the attention you deserve, you’ll fit in here just fine

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Oh I'm not intelligent. I'm just a contrarian that thinks edgy shit is funny. :#marseyretardchad:

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dude BIPOC lmao

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There was even a time where you could sort by controversial to find the good shit

This is due to subreddits autodeleting posts that have high negative votes, so you can't use sort by controversial to get sane opinions, they're just all erased.

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Then there are the spaces created where women go specifically to train themselves on how to speak like a grievance expert. [...]I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just in awe of the whole thing.

:marseyagreefast:

It's useful though, it infuriates people. I had a very unpleasant encounter with a woman recently and I just started spewing out lines taken directly from 2x to see what would happen.

  • 'My feelings are valid as they originate from my lived experiences.'

  • 'I don't feel safe in this space.'

  • 'I said no, which is a complete sentence.'

I don't think I came out of that interaction looking particularly sane but they at least stopped barracking me which was the objective.

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It's not even a place made for discourse, it's made for cultural tuning. Where people can go to see what not to say. They don't want to accidentally have a controversial opinion or say the wrong thing.

:marseyhesklennyyouknow:

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It serves the same purpose for Zoomers/Milennials as Evangelical churches did for Boomers and Silents. IME a lot of the people who really lean into grievance expert talk, "trust science", etc. tend to come from Evangelical background.

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Orcs in Warhammer/D&D were all def based on racist stereotypes

This makes me unironically sneed. Wokies who go 'Orks loot and pillage therefore they're black' is some of the most racist shit I've heard

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They're obviously based on Imperial Germany considering LoTR they're corrupted elves obssessed with industrialization and militarism which invade everyone around them. The loot and pillage stuff has always been associated with Germanic since the Romans.

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If I know they’re wrong (which they usually are, or at least it’s a half-truth) I’ll just say β€œthat’s Reddit shit” and it makes them feel kind of dumb. Works like a charm because even redditors are embarrassed of going on Reddit :marseysnoo::

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Yeah but that puts yourself in the position of admitting to using Reddit

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>without breaking social norms

While also somehow convincing themselves they are counterculture.

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Eh, you really only see that viewpoint on social media. The average Californian or Oregonian knows they've won the culture war. Pearlclutching about Trump is just their way of mocking the uneducated rightoid plebs.

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Disagree, see Floyd riots

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It makes some sense if you think about it in the Orwell doublethink framework :marsey1984:

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No they don’t lmao

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Have you ever been to a big liberal city? They're actually called big cities because they have more people in them than bum frick Missouri. Surprising, I know.

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As someone from bum frick Missouri, you're right and thank goodness. I moved from bum frick to liberal city and back to bum frick to raise my family. The weird thing is is it's actually way more racist and backward than people think in the city, they just do a lot of jaw action without actually doing anything.

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They’re only liberal cause they got the minority golems to vote D consistently despite not really sharing the same beliefs

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keep yourself safe

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Seethe

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A half is stretching it. I’d say a quarter to a third tops

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Why are you not dead?

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Are you that disappointed?

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No Im just wondering

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:soymad: ELON ISN'T A KING, YOU FRICKING IDIOT BOOTLICKERS!

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Correct. He is a kang.

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