Introduction
In 1991, a group of 13 individuals bought a small piece of land in the middle of the desolate and dry desert of South Africa. This group had dreams and hopes of creating a prospering town for its people. However since its establishment, the town has been in an endless cycle of controversy with journoids all across the globe and the South African goverment sneeding that the town is an abomination that shouldn't exist. That town is Oriana.
Knowledge is Power
We must educate and familiarize ourselves with these terms:
Afrikaan - Colonizing Mayos who originated from germany, france, or the Netherlands
Boer - Means farmer but is used interchangeably with Afrikaan since most of them were farmers
Volkstaat - A proposed view to establish an all-white Afrikaner homeland within the borders of South Africa, most commonly proposed as a fully independent Boer/Afrikaner nation. The concept excludes Afrikaans-speaking coloureds and South Africans of English ancestry, yet is sometimes misunderstood to include them.
The Birth of a Nation Town
Shortly after the end of Apartheid in South Africa in the early 90's, The goverment of South Africa attempted to move forward in bringing all the diverse amd vibrant communities together in pursuit of a functional multicultural society.
Afrikaans realizing that they'll lose their majority rule and would have a harder time passing legislation, decided the best way to show umbrage with the new rules was to seperate and create an ethnically monogamous country of their own kind within South Africa. Unfournately for those Afrikaans they had virtually no chance in their conquest for land against the SA military and general population.
An example image of the Volkstaat the Afrikaan dreamed of creating:
But those subversive Afrikaans noticed a loop hole in the document (and later the constitution) "Accord on Afrikaner self-determination" that they could exploit to their advantage. Specifically the following amendment dealing with minority groups:
The Constitution may give expression to any particular form of self-determination provided there is substantial proven support within the community concerned for such a form of self-determination.
There's an excessive amount of legal jargon that we're gonna skip over because its boring . The key take away is that this allowed for Orania to legally create its own pseudo-Apartheid community. That's exactly what the Mayos Afrikaans of Orania did.
Afrikaan Utopia
The original purpose of Orania was to form a self reliant society that was built from only the labor of purebred Afrikaans living in their town. Well technically, the original purpose of Orania was to expand in population and create a majority of Afrikaans in the northwestern cape within 15 years after the establishment of Orania. But, this plan was dropped due to Orania population not being able to breed enough and never reaching a population count of more than 3,000 individuals. It never even began for infertile mayos
However, that isn't to say that the community was a total failure. In 1991, the town was formed by 13 individuals and in [current year] has reached a decent population size of 2,377. The town has made significant progress in growing its economy, especially due to the fact the town is located in the middle of nowhere in a desert.
Their main agriculture export is also pecans
Oriana has also created its own currency (but no one outside of the town recognizes it):
Alongside their own currency, they also have their own president and flag:
Flag is a bit weird looking, but what do you expect from mayos
Additionally, every house in Orania is built with solar power. This is one of their steps to becoming self-reliant and eco friendly:
So instead of being regular facist chuds they're eco-facist chuds
Orania is expectionally selective in choosing which residents can move and live there. Generally several requirements have to be met to be granted permission to move there. These include:
Passing several criminal background checks
Having Afrikaan ancestry
Passing an Afrikaan culture test
Interviews with the Orania council members
The requirements ensures that the majority of the town is full of mayos. The diabolical plan was beyond successful. As of 2021 the current makeup of Orania is 97% Afrikaans (Yikes ). Weirdly enough this has led to Orania having such a low crime rate that the town doesn't even have a police station. .
The town itself is very small with the total land of it being only 3.5 square miles. Orania currently has plans to reach a population of 10,000 and undergo urbanization in an effort to spread the cultural ideals of the Afrikaan "people".
Born from Sneed
Since it's inception, Orania has been constantly scrutinized and sneeded at for having too much mayonnaise in its town. I'm not even exaggerating either. Every year mutiple sneed articles are written about this literally who town across the world from j*urnoids that dont even live there.
Here's a new york times article from 1994 talking about it. The article also contains this hilarious passage:
Mr. Vaughn, 33, said he moved here [Orania] from Los Angeles after being arrested for child abuse in the beating of his 5-year-old son. "Ach, you can't even give your child a hiding there," he said of the land he left behind. He came to Orania two years ago because he admired the "Calvinist values" and racial outlook, and was warmly welcomed with his wife, Brenda, and five children. A few neighbors objected when they learned Brenda Vaughn is three-sixteenths Cherokee, but, said Mr. Vaughn, "I threatened to beat a few people up and it died down."
History truly is beautiful
Here are some relevant modern takes sneeding about Orania:
As expected, sneed about this town has been growing every year as the world is forced learning to embrace diversity (Our greatest strength!).
The South African goverment has sneeded at Orania every year and wants the town to be shutdown permanently and to accept South Africa's rainbow nationalism policy. But the town people just ignore the SA government since they have never taken action once against the town since its creation 21 years ago
Panyaza Lesufi is a parliment member that despises Orania so much that he's called for the abolition of the city full of "mindless racists". Weirdly enough, the majority of the Orania population don't even consider themselves white but rather Afrikaan.
Let's head to the some current year drama of this irrelevant town
Twitter Drama
Recently there was post on this site that revolved around a fragile mayo strangling a black boy for swimming in a mayos only pool. This conflict sparked discourse about racism within South Africa, and of course people began discussing Orania:
Based. Everyone should stay in whatever country their born and never be allowed to move or immigrate
This guy is unironically right. For all the news coverage and sneed that Orania gets for being on stolen land, they occupy only 3.5 square miles. But they live rent free in the minds of the South African population.
Every race should be able to practice their culture except the ones I dont like!
"If they won't accept willingly, than we'll make them accept us with force"
Lmao at European rejects
Volkstaat is an account of an Orania citizen. They post constant updates about the town and the different projects the townspeople are working on. Great place to find drama since people are always sneeding in the comments
That's our land you must return it or pay rent for that piece of land
The Afrikaners actually did purchase the land from the South African goverment before they established their chud-town. It also led to the displacement of about 500 African individuals who lived there. However, I feel that the goverment is more to blame for this but who knows?
What did he mean by this?
Develop my guy... tell us when you are done then we invade our land
Oh that's what he meant
Reddit Drama
Some dramatic reddit threads on Orania:
Yeah and given how they are treated by their peers, I can’t really blame them.
Won’t someone please think it the racists!!!” How is this back bush shit upmarseyd??
Most of these people weren't even born when it was abolished tough?
your point is? You think there isnt a knock on effect of past events in modern society?
If we want to move forward as a society we must hold grudge and hate from years ago and never let people forget what their ancestors did (This but unironically)
Why? Shouldn’t people be allowed to decide who can be in their community?
Final Thoughts
So far the fate of Orania and its Afrikaan individuals reamins unknown. The hate for the town grows every year from South African citizens and the government but it looks like it's going to go nowhere in the next couple of years based on past trends.
If you do have time, you should definitely check out the history page on wikipedia or other sites. There's a lot I couldn't include that was somewhat interesting given the long history of the town.
Either way I hope you enjoyed this lengthy read, no better way to end the year with one final effortpost for 2022. Have a wonderful new years friends!
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Lmoa I've been there, it's 50% Boer Uber boomers and 50% mayoid homeless beggers in the middle of buttfrick nowhere in the semi dessert
Look I even have proof
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Wherever the cultural boomer puts down his roots, civilization rises (to the sound of motorized lawn cowtools)
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Dit het nooit begin vir Boerecels
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I don't like Boers but holy shit random dutch farmers fought and destroyed the British empire at its height the bongs only won in the end by putting the entire population in camps using a quarter of a million men
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It worked for the Jews
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???
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Boer_War
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my knowledge of that conflict is why that comment makes no sense
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Maybe they meant the first war?
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waai you gotta be like that my china
also we totally held out like for 3 years against the khakis totally
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It was a good try.
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say what you want about that flag (a school bully? rly?) but unlike any boring tricolor it's working in FRICKIN MONOCHROME!
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Lol frickin swedish chef butt monument
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Oh wow it’s just Florida but worse
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Liberals and black nationalists once again sounding like the most fervent of neo nazis.
I love to see it
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All nationalists are aware of their hypocrisy. They are just too to care.
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Is the proposal to eject all blacks from Europe? I think that could get some traction these days.
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Blood and soil is loved by everyone except the majority of mayos.
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Ridiculously based, I would want Somalia to adopt the same rhetoric but we chased off and killed all the whiteys remaining after 1990.
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Why are you somalian?
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Somali, you fricking bigot.
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Thanks
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I thought the Italians are still there?
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Nah, the last coloniser died in 1990, RIP. Now the only mayo foreigners in Somalia are NGO drones filtering misinformation and CIA spies.
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This isn't racism, it's just the best way to keep away that unfunny negro who ran The Daily Show into the ground.
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Bad comedy is truly one of the greatest dangers of our time
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Admit it, TDS fared better than any other show run by TDS alumni
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Idk I don’t watch any of those shows because I value my sanity but isn’t Last Week Tonight probably the biggest one nowadays? I know the one with Sam Bee was the clear loser though.
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I think Larry Wilmore's show did even worse. It was pretty much just a half hour of BIPOCs pooping on mayos.
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I didn't just forget that show, I 150% forgot that show. I forgot it so hard that it's probably given me amnesia about other events that happened while it was on. Same as all of the TDS spinoffs.
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It was an awful show
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I gad to read his autobiography in twelfth grade. The funniest thing to come out of him was being in a band with a kid named hitler. They playing at a jewish school and chanted go hitler as hitler started breakdancing. Its the only thing I remember about the book and I still can't believe it's real
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Another A+ effortpost from @NewYearNips
They live in the middle of the desert who cares, why would you want to live in that town as a BIPOC? But they’re also mayo and do not support globohomo, so very problematic.
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Thanks king!
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The era of the mayo will end soon and in its place will rule a coalition of white BIPOCs, shitskins and slanteyes. Mayocide soon but not swift. They deserve to boil.
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Hopefully that happens in 2023. It would be the best way to start the new year
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Me on the far left
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Curious how most white supremacists these days come from these countries...
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It sounds like they were told that society is supposed to be "a salad bowl, not a melting pot" and took it seriously.
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"No, not like THAT!"
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Truly chuddy.
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There's no way this is a real town
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I saw a lot of threads on /pol about this town. Has anyone figured out their economics btw? A solely agri exporting township can't afford the shit they can, is it all capitalchads from rest of south africa moving there or what?
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The average wage there was lower than what most mayos make living in SA but it seems somewhat alright compared to other SA villages
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Expected as much. No wonder their tfr is low
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I don’t get it
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There's a Boer activist NGO called Afriforum that does a lot of work there. Setting up trade schools and community colleges in afrikaans. https://afriforum.co.za/en/
There's multiple towns like Orania for the black tribes there like zulu province and the xhosa communities. This is just seethe when the mayos do it as well
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Afriforum is involved in Orania?
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Nice post, they're also planning to get off the grid by installing solar panels and I'm guessing you saw Farmlands by a certain Lauren Southern.
They don't even lock their doors according to this video clip.
Also according to that clip, they're also looking to expand to create an Afrikkan republic! Will the rest of SA let them though?
But wait! It looks like Orania isn't even fully white. According to the demographic stats here, 0.9% are "Black African", and 1.9% of "Coloured". It never even began
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"colored" people are great to be around untill they reach a certain threshold, then it all turns into Detroit or Rio de Janeiro.
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Thank you. I actually never saw that documentary by Southern and only learned about this place yesterday haha. It was quite a rabbit hole to go down.
No shot they'll ever be able to form their own republic. Population is way to small, and Im guessing there would be a race war if they attempted it haha
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Loving the naivety Here's a fun experiment to try: On Google maps, zoom into a random location in South Africa (especially try to find a wealthy area), and nooootice how everyone invariably guards their house like a castle. Sky high walls with spikes on top, barred windows, security cameras, tripled locked doors, not to mention private security with machine guns patrolling the 'hoods.
Only a hair away from croc-infested moats!
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That flag looks like they ripped a sprite from a video game and edited it on a normal flag
I wonder how much would care if started their own town in rural France or Sweden? Somehow I doubt it would garner quite the same amount of seething
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You don't have to imagine. In 2020 a bunch of brave kweens and kangs purchased land for a black-seperatist town in Georgia and it was met with universal praise and promotion from the media.
I recall there was a similar effort by a griftmaxxing, blm-adjacent outfit elsewhere that collapsed. But I can't find a source on that.
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It's been tried many times before that. New Afrika was actually a real concept, not just something invented for the groundbreaking dystopian novel Black Future. One of the leaders and later his son ended up getting elected mayor of Jackson, Mississippi and let the infrastructure crumble to the dust to the point where they haven't had clean drinking water for several months. It's kinda like Flint, MI except it's worse and the media doesn't want to talk about it.
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Flint is ok, they deserve what happened
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Ya thinking of Black Hammer or whatever it is called?
I’m pretty sure they’re the one that bought a 100 grand worth of ‘prime farm ground’ in Colorado and it’s like 200 acres of rock on top of a mountain lol.
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Ethnic enclaves with their own economies exist in pretty much every white nation
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Small correction; boer specifically means "farmer". But it is used interchangeably with people who speak afrikaans because a lot of them are farmers, or used to be farmers.
I really feel like Orania would have failed miserably if people didn't give it free advertisement. Like constantly, unrelenting advertisement for a town with less than 2000 people who are not even all white.
Because according to the 2011 census, 97.2% of the population of Orania is white, which is less white than Croatia, a country with 3.8 million inhabitants.
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I'll update the post
For sure. No one ever bothers to look at what the Orania was able to do given their situation and just sneeds that it wasn't BIPOCs who made a somewhat functional town
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I find this comment important and commendatory
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Good post, I love how educational rdrama is. That is unquestionably the worst flag I've ever seen.
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oh really?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Liberia#County_flags
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They should hang some macaroni art next to it
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Loving the floating trees.
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NOOOOO you can't frick off into the middle of the desert to be left alone, Blacks NEED access to white people
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White women*
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lmao at being 3/16 cherokee makes you too injun
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We laugh at this because the blacks are sneeding at a very successful example of apartheid, but how would we feel if black people were racist enough to try to create "black-only" spaces and eject mayos from those areas? It wouldn't be so funny then, would it?
Oh wait, they already do. I guess if it's OK for black people to practice apartheid, it must be OK for white people to do it also!
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There was also a case of Bipocs buying land with the intention of making a safe city for BIPOCs. It happened two years ago but I wonder how far they've gotten
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It's very interesting how whites always seem to be far more tolerant of black people voluntarily segregating themselves than black people are of whites voluntarily segregating themselves. I better not think about that too much, or I might nootice something!
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Same for Israel.
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This town causes pure seethe because in typical white fashion of how successful it is while being inside of the failed black state called south africa. Orania is a sore spot because it's everything South Africa isn't, successful.
They're about to be completely off grid energy wise.
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There's absolutely no fricking way they'll ever be "off grid" when it comes to water, food, or money.
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This is where Adam Friedland is from.
Also just let people enjoy things!
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Great town to cause seethe over the land.
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Ah, shoot. I’ve been meaning to make an effortpost about this and I had compiled links from all over the internet (there is this one blogger whose entire article was just filled with seething rage at Orania).
Still, this is a fantastic intro. Great job! I think what I will do is make a drama compilation and link to your post as the intro.
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You should definitely do that! I wrote this in the spur of the moment so it's a bit surface level, but the sneed this town causes is endless. I would love to read more drama about it
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This is needful.
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please do, this town is awesome
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Noooo you can't carve out your own space and thrive in the desert! You need to return to the black communities and subsidise them in perpetuity because blacks can't do it themselves!
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We dont deserve great effortposters like you
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Thanks friend! Have a great new years!
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They have Astro Boy on their fricking flag. Jesus H. Christ.
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Volkstaat is not the official city page sadly
https://x.com/Volkstaat10/status/1608275824859353090?t=JoGbHtOGjZtacajwdMSQ6g&s=19
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Good catch King. Updated the post
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Whitekanda Forever!!
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Aren't most black south africans foreigners who settle there in the last few decades? i remember someone telling me something like that, like how they outnumber the original tribes. It'd be funny, like Americans giving back the country to the natives and they give it to latinx and black people instead.
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I believe you're correct. The SA government during apartheid actually set up multiple (10+) enclaves for different ethnic groups
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So another case of social justice kiddies thinking all Africans are one single black ethnic group the same way they think all latinxmericans are mexicans
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South africa wasn't settled by any tribes before the euros rolled in. It was grazeland for nomadic tribes from the interior. I think only the xhosa were actually native there. The swahili and zulu are further into the interior. Southern cape was unclaimed.
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Was Southern Cape really uninhabited or was it sparsely occupied by some Khoisan?
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Interesting, basically bipocs are grifting for a land they never had a claim to to begin with.
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GOOD effortpost
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Thanks friend! Im glad you enjoyed it
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I’m not white enough to move there wtf. From now on I’m claiming my heritage
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Afrikaners are the people, Afrikaans is their language. They previously had minority rule, being less than 10% of the population. They wanted to create an ethnically homogeneous country.
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i finally get to see wakanda but it’s all wypipo
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I wonder what the murder rate is like there.
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The citizens claim that there is virtually no crime there. They don't have a police station and most people keep their doors unlocked at night. They do have a neighborhood watch like most mayo suburbias
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So compared to the more 'diverse' South Africa around them, with its endemic r*pe, murder, corruption and decay, whitey has gone and created a veritable garden of Eden here. I'm sure the same happened with all the more or less exclusively black towns and cities too...
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i mean i doubt there’s much crime in some bum frick zulu town. crime is mostly a city thing
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Nice effortpost. Had no idea this place existed.
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Sounds like a pretty cool anarcho capitalist utopia desu
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Snapshots:
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Here's a new york times article from 1994 talking about it:
the town to be shutdown permanently:
Panyaza Lesufi:
called for the abolition of the city full of "mindless racists":
Orania must be banned, we cannot have a white only town in South Africa, not acceptable. If white people want to live on their own, they must go to Europe, not in Africa.:
Imagine going to live far away in the desert, just to be left alone, only to still be pathologically obsessed over by people who can't even find you on a map if they were given 1000 guesses.:
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Native mayoids that were colonized by the Bongs
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What are the chances the town has a massive libertarian cult?
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