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EFFORTPOST John Fenley: The story of a man who bought 1 million CDs from a failed company and moved into a warehouse located in one of the most violent cities in America in hopes of starting a business. A story of determination, city zoning laws, and many robberies


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Man buys over a million cds, Vinyls, and cassettes from a failed company in an attempt to start the company over again. Abandons his family and buys and moves into a warehouse in another state in one of the most violent cities in America. Spends over half a million dollars to get cockblocked by the city for zoning violations and gets robbed over 30+ times. He sneeds about the city and it's inhabitants on twitter documenting his journey. He's also trying to build a fusion reactor and a science museum in the city


MY CASSETTES! :#!soycry:

Backstory

Murfie was a startup company that focused on the digitization of physical media into digital media. People would send their CDs, Vinyls, and cassettes, which the company would store in their warehouse and rip the contents onto their own platform for people to stream. Murfie even allowed people to buy and sell with other users on their platform.

During sometime during early November, the company asked all of it's current customers to make sure they renewed their current subscription before November 17th. No more than 5 days later, the company sent out an email to it's customers saying that the compnay was ceasing all operations including the website. This abrupt shutdown shocked everyone, that even that former CEO had one idea what had happened .

The situation only continued to spiral out of control. Murfies ToS had a clause that promised its customers that they would return all of their physical media in the case the company shut down (For a small shipping fee of course :marseymerchant:), but with all of their services down, customers had no way of getting back their cassettes and cds. In total, there were close to a million CDs, cassestes, and Vinyls left somewhere in limbo. Unsurprisingly, people were soying out about this:

😢 Our first “startup” client was Murfie. We’re super proud of being part of their story, and our world is better off because of their music-ownership-focused journey.

They have my 100+ cd's and $1000+ dollars. nothing to be proud of if they leave people in a lurch.

At this point everyone had lost hope that they wouldn't get their stuff back. Until one determined man showed up.


John Fenley :#marseyautism:

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John Fenley is an investor, landchad, family man and an autist for music. When he heard the news of Murfie going out of business he stepped up immediately and offered to buy the remaining digital collection.

It wasn't his first venture into this type of busines. Fenley had a similar business that to Murfie that he started years ago, but was unable to find investors for his company. But this a second chance for him, because he knew what he could do it right this time. This was his white whale.

Shortly after, Fenley sold about 150k dollars worth of stock he received from another company and purchased an abandoned warehouse in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.

Before we continue let's discuss Pine Bluff for those unfamiliar with it. The only aspect you really need to know about Pine Bluff is that it makes third world shitholes look like a paradise in comparison. Let us look at some statistics to truly understand it :marseychartscatter:

Homicide rate:

Pine Bluff had 29 homicides in 2021. Pine Bluff had 23 murders in 2020 - a rate of 56.5 murders per 100,000 people. The national average was 6.5 murders per 100,000 people in 2020

Poverty Rate:

The per capita income for the city was $17,334. About 24.3% of families and 30.6% of the population were below the poverty line, including 45.6% of those under age 18 and 13.7% of those age 65 or over.

Demographics:

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A fairly dangerous city to say the least. But, Im guessing at the time Fenley didn't understand this and would come across many problems in his journey for his whale.


The journey :#marseypirate:

Fenley has been documenting his adventure on twitter. These tweets are mostly in chronological order, but these aren't all of his tweets. You can check out Fenleys twitter account to see his full journey, but im just going to show some of the highlights.

Right off the bat, Fenley has issues with the Pine bluff city hall fining him for building violations:

Was handed this today by PineBluff zoning. Apparently semi truck trailers, shipping containers, and tents aren't allowed anywhere in the city. Even in industrial and commercial zones. Is this real? Just shut down the whole town.

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He eventually meets with the mayor to discuss his future prospects but that ends up going nowhere:

Was handed this at the end of my meeting with the Mayor of cityofpinebluff. It's basically an eviction order barring me from living on property I own. I told them I would not leave the #Murfie containers unguarded regardless of their threats. Meeting did not go well.

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I should mention too, that Fenley is also trying to turn the warehouse into a science museum and that he's attempting to build a fusion reactor :marseymushroomcloud:

I was playing around with a GPU accelerated Penning Trap simulator we are building to help understand my fusion reactor and came up with a very weird idea based on what I was seeing when I start with a flat disc of particles.

Tragically for Fenley, the PineBluff goverment are a bunch of chuds that don't trust the science:

What kind of city government tries to prevent someone from opening a science museum?

Fenleys frustrations with the city government only continue to grow:

Pine Bluff just seems to want to tear everything down. All they know here is destruction. It's amazing to me that they act like this. Can you imaging any other city working so hard to bulldoze houses? They don't want anyone to fix things.

The downward spiral only continues for Fenley:

Had another break in at the warehouse yesterday. This time they were able to open all 4 containers. They stole the security system, 2 telescopes, 2 turbo molecular pumps and other high vacuum equipment tools, welders, RC toys, sculptures, etc. Murfie media seems mostly OK

He does offer a $3 bounty to whoever catches those robbers :marseybountyhunter:

Had over $20,000 worth of equipment stolen last Saturday. Putting a bounty on catching the crooks.

They never catch them lmao

I never could have imagined that I would have to lock up all my valuables, and carry a loaded pistol with me, to feel safe walking to the bathroom at night in my own home.

Fenley also starts sneeding at the police for being shit at their job:

I think we need to change the way the police in this town are paid. I say double the budget, but every time a crime happens, the police pay the victims to make them whole until they reach 75% of their current pay. Let's see how fast that stops crime.

Despair grows inside Fenley:

PineBluff is a cesspit. What do I do? I've put about half a million into trying to get started here, but I can't get anything done. I only have about $100k left to work with, and that's not going to buy much anywhere else. I will not put Murfie media in rented space again.

I should mention that Fenley is also married and has kids that live in another state. It appears that he's somewhat abandoned them in pursuit of his dream.

Surprise... I was robbed again in PineBluff today.

7 days later... :marseywait:

Robbed again! WTF! Pinebluff 2 guys in sniper gear and gloves came and robbed me again this morning. I've lost track of how many times I've been robbed. I'm seriously going crazy.

Several hours later.... :marseywait:

Twice in one day... called 911 immediately. I went out and had the guy on the ground at gunpoint. Police were on site in 6 minutes.

Would you believe I was robbed again?

:#marseyagreefast:

Febley is also is his own security guard too. He'll often confront those on his property with a gun of couse:

Robbed again? Seriously?

Fenley called the cops on the guy in the above video, and the police actually arrested him! But the guy was quickly released from jail and came back to Fenleys warehouse:

And they let the guy go, and surprise, he came back again today.

PineBluff happening right now. Two thieves were scoping my place out with this U-Haul filled with thievery tools. I had them at gunpoint but they ran away.

Three kids seeing if they can steal stuff. Just another day in PineBluff.

The constant stress continues to pile on our neurodivergent Ishmael:

3 years ago today I read an article that changed my life. Murfie had shut down and all the media they stored was headed to the dump unless a miracle happened. I stepped in to try to save the situation, but being stuck in containers for 3 years isn't much better. I'm so sorry.

I should clarify that he's basically living at the warehouse fulltime to ensure that one is trying to rob it. At least one has ever tried taking his security cameras:

PineBluff this is why I hate this town.

:#marseysad:

Can anyone tell from the sound what kind of gun I just heard firing shots outside my warehouse?

Fenley has been here for 3 years at this point and still hasn't been murdered somehow

I nominate PineBluff for "Most Purge -like" town. Criminals here have learned that nobody will stop them, and they won't pay any consequences for their behavior.I actually wonder if the city is complicit in this. Lack of investigation and prosecution is tacit approval.

:#marseysoypoint:

Good movie reference!

I was having a pretty heated argument with somebody last night over a truck that they stole from me, and I'm pretty sure they burned one of my houses down. #PineBluff

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Hopefully 2023 brings better luck to our hero

Not 4 hours into the new year and I'm already injured while dealing with an intruder. 2023 is off to a great start!

Its never going to get better for him

:#marseydepressed:

So far that's Fenleys entire story. An interesting one to say the least. Hopefully he doesn't get murdered so we can get more updates on his pursuit of happiness. Fenley doesn't look like he's giving up on PineBluff yet, since he's bought over 75 properties in the city so far. I truly hope he does catch his white whale one day

Thanks for reading!

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Guys I have an idea

>buy warehouse in Pine Bluff

>fill it with worthless chinkshit

>buy cool guns

>wait

:m#arseypsycho:

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40 years ago sure, but now we live in the era of :marseyblm:, enjoy :marseymugshot:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841305012855093.webp :#marseyflushzoom:

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I love that marsey. Its so good

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Very unfair to use Anya Taylor Joy’s marsey like that!

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Didn't he have a thread somewhere posted here from hackernews or somewhere where he talked about how cheap he got the warehouse for? I vaguely remember the start of this story.

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Yea, it's a hilarious tale

https://rdrama.net/h/slackernews/post/94454/orange-sitecel-buys-76-properties-in

There are so many elements to the story, just how much of a shithole Pine Bluff is, just how r-slurred this man is, just how outdated of a business he even runs is

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We need more "successful" irl autists documenting their stuff online. That donk show guy is probably my favorite. https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9mvg24/rrelationship_advice_mans_wife_cheats_on_him_in/?sort=controversial

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workgonewild2y

Super busy at the hospital but I was able to sneak away for a couple minutes [oc] [f]

u sho dat kitty onlfyan? custom?

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/r/workgonewild2y

Would you like the apron on or of(f)when you frick me against the sink?

i want dat butt bad bby

This neighbor was so horny lmaooo

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oh wow this needs a museum of drama post

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i wonder if he owns this fine establishment: Duck Inn Chateau

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Possibly. I wasn't able to find anything about it. But his twitter sneed is definitely worth seeing

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He did yeah I remember that lol

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Weird stuff. I wonder why he hasn't just started killing people and seeing how that goes.

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He could probably get away with it. Seems like the cops aren't doing much about it

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might that just get him killed?

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Some guy burned down one of his houses after a disagreement, so his risk of getting killed is pretty high already

:#marseyshrug:

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Killdozer sequel in Arkansas when

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For real how many gas stations in the hood have armed guards. I’d imagine paying two rednecks (bring their own guns) $50,000 each to watch 2nd and 3rd shift would be a better use of money than spending $100K on stuff that will get stolen before it gets unloaded

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Hire belial and give xher a gun and a bag of the finest meth

:marseypipe::marseyschizoshaking::marseydeterminedgun:

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Yeah honestly if you're that dedicated to being r-slurred then just play doom in real life for some time. Buy military-tier gear, some weapons and go ham (in Minecraft).

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You do 2 and word will get around. Just make sure they are mutts so you don't have to hear some r-slurred conspiracies about how they dindu nuffin.

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At the very least the guy that lit his house on fire deserves it.

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Never do anything. Never strive to be better. Never attempt to improve your own life or the lives of others. Never lift a hand to help because someone will always resent you and hate you for it.

Never try.

It's not worth it.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Failure is the first step towards success

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lmao, thats fricking r-slurred

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It’s Arkansas and he lives in the warehouse. He needs to start testing out the castle doctrine rights lol.

:marseykyle::marseyusa::marseygun:

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I mean at this point just go postal. The mans life reads like the zoomer version of falling down

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You gotta be neurodivergent if you're not trigger-happy after your home is burnt down. Giga sperg will never have the balls.

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I don't think it was his home

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>2023

This guy is still doing this? He hasnt shot or killed anyone yet? :marseywtf2:


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Maybe the CDs and vinyls are behind the robbers idk

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wtf is this place lmao, 2 full ghillie suit frickers just appear out of the woods

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Why not put up a barbed wire fence and get like 20 guard dogs? That's how all the towing companies in these shitholes manage to hold on to all the cars they repossess from all the local meth addicts. When in rome, etc...

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They tried that near my old place in Chicago but my friends and I just started feeding gyros to the dogs and the Rottweilers would let us pet them and give us kisses.

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:#marseynotes:

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I fail to see where the profits are supposed to come from in this bussiness model.

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He has a WAREHOUSE, cant you read?

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cant you read?

:marseydisagree:

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reading is for pirates and cute twinks, and I don't see no pirate ship around here...

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How do these absolute r-slurs get wealthy enough to piss money away on this dumb shit?

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probably a codecel, making a lot of money and living 90%+ of your life through a computer screen makes people weird


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:#marseysweating:

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You don't need to be wealthy, he spent like $6k on the Murfie company and $20k on the warehouse

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Another post said the warehouse cost $290k

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You're correct about that. The original price of the warehouse was 375k which he got for about 2/3 original price. I believe he put somewhere between 100 to 150k toward thevwarehouse if not more over time

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>Not 4 hours into the new year and I'm already injured while dealing with an intruder. 2023 is off to a great start!

>https://twitter.com/i/status/1609493285675859973

THIS VIDEO IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

:#marseyxd::#marseyxd:

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Did he also accidentally discharge lol?

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Alexa what are the racial demographics of Pine Bluff Arkansas?


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:#marseysweating:

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Little Rock and south to the delta is the shittiest region in the country that i have experienced. At least West Virginia is pretty.

Pine bluff is worse than this guy makes it out to be

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he got that elon musk body shape


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He looks like he could be Sam Hyde’s brother.

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:#marseycoomer2:

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I really appreciate all these effortposts in the last few days. I find this kind of stuff really entertaining.

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He tried to get into the physical media game in the 2020s?

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it's a growth industry!

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This guy's non Pine Bluff content is great

https://twitter.com/pontifier/status/1604728709143040000

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Jesus christ this can't even be autism, this guy is just full on rarted: https://maxread.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bought-pine-bluff-arkansas#footnote-1

“Only time will tell if this was a good idea,” he told me. “I mean, yeah, I've experienced, you know, thousands, and thousands, and thousands of dollars of loss. But the upside still could be millions and millions of dollars. Because I still own a warehouse.”

He thinks he's gonna make millions with this fricking empty warehouse lol.

“Everything I brought from Utah was stolen. They stole my turbomolecular vacuum pumps for my fusion reactor!”

lmfao

I asked Fenley what his long-term plans were. He hesitated. “There's a hotel available at auction right now that I bid on three weeks ago. There's like a week left in the auction. If nobody bids on this hotel against me, I'm gonna buy a hotel for $31,400,” he said. The hotel is in Pine Bluff, with good highway access. It’s been unoccupied since 2019. “It'd be freaking fantastic to own a hotel, and like, have rooftop parties and turn the whole top floor into a penthouse for me. You know? Like, that's, like, how would I not want to do that?”

Yea cause people are gonna want to vacation in Pine Bluff

:#marseykingretard:

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He's lost touch with reality that's for sure, the only question is how the heck did he make it this far? He's one loose bolt short of the TempleOS dude.

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This is what 20 years of 2% interest rates gets you

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They stole my turbomolecular vacuum pumps for my fusion reactor!

one step closer to gang related 'drive-by-nukings'

:#marseybloodpuddle: vs :#marseydisabled:

= :#marseyoppenheimer:

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He's popularizing the place on twitter. People are gonna go there to kill lowlives like Kyle Rittenhouse without consequences. The hotel will be the safehouse + arms dealer

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Well, he could, but of all the gangsta shit he could do with an empty warehouse in the middle of bumfrick nowhere he chooses the soyest

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This sperg has the PERFCT setup for insurance fraud smh my head:marseyflamewar:

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>vinyls

Didn’t read but anyone who pluralizes “vinyl” this way in reference to vinyl records needs to put a bullet in their millennial brain

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:#marseyhesright:

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What the frick. Bulldoze that town

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GOOD post

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I really don't understand how can someone be this r-slurred. Why is he continously pouring money in that shit hole and wasting money on abandoned properties?? Cut your losses ffs

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great poast :marseythumbsup:

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WHat does he even have left to be stolen? If you're getting robbed twice a week for years surely there must be nothing of worth left by now

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Even Zillow thinks it's overpriced at that asking.

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I always wanted to live near the worst best schools in the USA. :marseyfeelsgood:

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I remember this dude from a bit ago. No idea he bought the warehouses for old media. To think their are people making dumber investments than crypto shit in current year.

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He's also a crypto investor for what I've gathered researching about him. I guess that explains the some of his decision making lol

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Oh! I member this r-slur and his tale of woe.

Good topic largenips. Saved for when i have time to come back and read :marseypopcorntime:

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hey i recognize this guy

good post though

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Shoot the thieves? The cops dont care and its Arkansas so the government isn't going to give a shit.

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I forgot about this guy. Pine bluff is such a shithole

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Voted most miserable city in all of USA btw. :marseyxd:

Based on the research, 24/7 Wall St. stated, "Pine Bluff, Arkansas, is America's most miserable city.

https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2022/jan/29/article-pb-most-miserable-city

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Lack of LGBT clarity is hurting g*mers

Being a badass heckin Marvel hero is hard work.

As a queer person who's been gaming pretty much all her life, it's blatantly obvious to me just how scarce the kind of representation I want, perhaps need, is in video games.

Heres why that's problematic:

For the longest time, cisgender men have dominated the video game industry and have continued to be mistaken as the face of the entire gaming culture. This diversity problem not only prevents women g*mers from gaining visibility, but it also hampers the development of a safe and inclusive environment for other minorities in the gaming space, namely the LGBTQ+ community.

So why is it, that an "allegedly" progressive company like Marvel, who keeps shouting they're supportive of LGBT rights keeps us in COMPLETE DARKNESS when it comes to OUR REPRESENTATION? are there ANY LGBT characters to choose from? or are we left to wonder, ponder that we might be left out once again?

Why is there ZERO mention of the LGBTQIA+++ community during LITERAL pride month? HELLO MARVEL??????????

Will i be FORCED once more to play as a WHITE CIS male? why can't i be the badass g*mer i want to be with my OWN complex gender heckin expression ???

Solutions:

Show your COLOURS !! make a public announcement that you're PROUD to support the LGBTQA++ community in this game, because right now?

It's not enough.

G*mers are watching

Game on.

Snapshots:

former CEO had one idea what had happened :

😢 Our first “startup” client was Murfie. We’re super proud of being part of their story, and our world is better off because of their music-ownership-focused journey.:

They have my 100+ cd's and $1000+ dollars. nothing to be proud of if they leave people in a lurch.:

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Fenleys twitter account:

Was handed this today by PineBluff zoning. Apparently semi truck trailers, shipping containers, and tents aren't allowed anywhere in the city. Even in industrial and commercial zones. Is this real? Just shut down the whole town.:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1684137239841655.webp:

Was handed this at the end of my meeting with the Mayor of cityofpinebluff. It's basically an eviction order barring me from living on property I own. I told them I would not leave the #Murfie containers unguarded regardless of their threats. Meeting did not go well.:

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I was playing around with a GPU accelerated Penning Trap simulator we are building to help understand my fusion reactor and came up with a very weird idea based on what I was seeing when I start with a flat disc of particles.:

What kind of city government tries to prevent someone from opening a science museum?:

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