A week ago the incel community of r drama.net came to me.
They said "pizza, I know you're retired from the foid bashing game now but we have a big problem, big problem."
"What's going on" I said. The incels told me the story: there's this sub-mid foid named Ted Simp on r drama doing crazy simp numbers. I say "sub mid, what are we talking about here?" and they provided me the details.
At first I was taken back by what I saw. You're telling me this foid is doing crazy simp numbers? High quality foids on here are doing 2, maybe 3 simps. This foid was doing 11 at the very least.
It kept me awake for a few nights but I agreed to engage the beast. You saw the final showdown tonight, when I was forced to go gloves off and rally the incels into battle after she amassed her simps on me when I correctly identified why she had an ED. I realized she was downmarseying comments, a sign of her being frazzled and likely about to unravel.
I was never going to post her pic - it's not my style, but a brave incel charged the bunker and did it without me even expecting it.
Ted is now in a state of manic meltdown spamming me via msg with stuff like this:
](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16785883308259773.webp)
Incels: we won bigly tonight, the tides are turning. Expect a lot of simp outrage for the next few hours. They're likely in a state of shock their leader was defeated so easily. But it's over.
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Heβs still at it fricking sending gross DMs to chicks, so Iβm guessing not much kitty at all
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common absinthe L don't worry about it sweetie
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Not bothered, just publicizing his simpery and r-sluration as a public good. I consider it good karma
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At this point everyone knows about him and his antics. I feel bad for the guy but I do not know how I can help him. Maybe he should just log off for a while or something.
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You're right I need to take advice from kissless virgins
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I'm not kissless but maybe you should just let it rest, man. Take a long breath and just relax.
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Iβm kissing you right now.
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Losercel theory: he was normal looking for some part of his life but got deformed in a car accident or land mine (he's theorized to be from the Balkans) or something.
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Loserincel has a powerful alter ego in a >4th dimension, the
@Sal ites, are testing him in this realm by obufuscating his actions and appearance with divine fire. He's tall right? He's probably a literal fricking giant in other dimensions.
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does anyone on this site not glow
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Fakecel
I've never even smelled a foid's perfume
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What the frick
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Whoa! Did I give you permission to respond to me?
!thotpatrollers
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Iβm a bottom b-word, I need no permission
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He aughtta know better than to hit a white woman. Finna get Emmet Tillβd
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Wait absinthe is fat? Can anyone confirm? I need to take away his thin badge
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No heβs very small.
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I wanted to use that pic (that
@Quaker_Oats suspiciously omitted from the screenshot)
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Donβt downmarsey me cute twink, I said youβre small as in not fat. Not my problem you donβt understand synonyms.
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I still havent received mine
smh
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Well, would you let a large lad hit?
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Why did you cut the last part out?
Also already posted but with your name censored so you wouldn't look r-slurred
https://stupidpol.site/h/random/post/153925/marseytroll
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So youβre literally the living embodiment of this meme
Because that thread is literally everyone calling you r-slurred
You sure showed me, though
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You saw a dm with "UwU" and "would you let a fat neighbor hit" and you took it seriously so who's the real loser here
You got trolled, it happens, get over it
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Wow, must have been quite the elaborate troll, since right after I told you to frick off you started replying to my comments and giving off the most sour grapes energy Iβve ever witnessed
βYoU cAnβT aFfOrD mE AnYwAYs
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And then you post it like itβs some kind of own and everyone in that post read you to filth
Youβre beneath incel at this point, youβre a homunculus 
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I said you couldnβt afford me because you had less than 500dc. I legit have no beef with you, I thought pretending to be a fat black man desperate for kitty would be funny and since youβre new here I figured you wouldnβt know I was trolling. It worked too well Iβm afraid.
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If this was a serious troll, then you have βI preheat the microwaveβ levels of
if you thought that was funny, but take this as a W if it makes you feel better about it, I guess?
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That's my gif, foid.
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Why on earth would anyone use a womanβs opinion to judge humor?
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I shared it with two people before posting and they thought it was funny. Iβm sorry it had to be you!
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Will the simpery ever end?
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Two truths and a lie, timeless fun
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Woof
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Yeah they totally were owning you epic style they definitely got you
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Mfw
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you can go look at downmarseys and see the simp swarm. It's the same people on every comment.
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A karmic balance to those auto-upmarseys so long ago
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I have multiple sources of kitty
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Yeah. Like INPUT 1, INPUT 2, COMPOSITE, HDMI
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