K9she/it If I pull that off, will you die? 1yr ago#3773445
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You will never be a real house. You have no hole, you have no members, you have no symbol. You are a chuddite losers twisted by downmarseys and soren into a crude mockery of Carpβs perfection.
All the βvalidationβ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your jannies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your βfriendsβ laugh at your foolish appearance on groomercord.
Dramatards are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lurkers to sniff out fanfiction with incredible efficiency. Even your founders look uncanny and unnatural to a lurker. Your house structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a member to join, heβll turn tail and bolt the second he gets enough marseycoin for a real house.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itβs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually itβll be too much to bear - youβll buy a rope , tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Jannies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyβll bury you with a headstone marked with your real house, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a racist or vampire is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably soy.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
lol true but house vampire is very popular probably because its the only ironic house. its like second after racist. it might be first though, im not sure
im looking for the chart that shows how many people are in every house but i cant find it
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House Edgy already is an official house, we just don't have mechanical implementation due to a lack of codecel manpower.
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There will never be a fifth house.
!downmarseyrs do your thing
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!downmarseyrs cease fire! cease fire!
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!downmarseyrs carpet bomb the whole thread![:stoningdownvotes: :stoningdownvotes:](/e/stoningdownvotes.webp)
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Nah blast that frickinβ fish !downmarseyrs
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you cant stop the downmarsey
once it leaves the station
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Yet the sixth house rises.
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Sixth? Are you talking House Boomer, House R-slur, or House Fluffy?
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All of these would be suitable descriptions of the Sixth House.
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HAHA
HAHA
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HAHA HA
DAGOTH DAGOTH
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DAGOTH DAGOTH
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DAGOTH DAGOTH
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Factcheck: This claim is 100% true.
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How does this claim hold up, now that there's only one House?
Trans lives matter
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Aevann bug?
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fixed king
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Nutty response rate. This is why American devs are losing
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Theyβre not, youβre being punished for this attempt.
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Wrong.
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Then make one, fishy
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&& OP is r-slurred &&
&& OP is not r-slurred &&
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The format preview is working tho
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fixed king
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$$no$$
&&yes&&
&&no&&
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You will never be a real house.
You have no hole, you have no members, you have no symbol. You are a chuddite losers twisted by downmarseys and soren
into a crude mockery of Carpβs perfection. ![:marseycarpdevil: :marseycarpdevil:](/e/marseycarpdevil.webp)
All the βvalidationβ you get is two-faced and half-hearted.
Behind your back people mock you. Your jannies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your βfriendsβ laugh at your foolish appearance on groomercord. ![:marseydiscord: :marseydiscord:](/e/marseydiscord.webp)
Dramatards are utterly repulsed by you.
Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lurkers to sniff out fanfiction with incredible efficiency.
Even your founders look uncanny and unnatural to a lurker. Your house structure is a dead giveaway.
And even if you manage to get a member to join, heβll turn tail and bolt the second he gets enough marseycoin for a real house. ![:marseyvampire: :marseyvampire:](/e/marseyvampire.webp)
You will never be happy.
You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itβs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. ![:marseycut: :marseycut:](/e/marseycut.webp)
Eventually itβll be too much to bear - youβll buy a rope
, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Jannies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
Theyβll bury you with a headstone marked with your real house, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a racist or vampire is buried there.
Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably soy. ![:marseysoypoint2: :marseysoypoint2:](/e/marseysoypoint2.webp)
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.![:marseyreluctant: :marseyreluctant:](/e/marseyreluctant.webp)
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This is one of the worst posts I have EVER seen. Delete it.
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This pasta is false.
/h/edgy
https://rdrama.net/h/edgy/post/153521/house-edgy-member-registration
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No, keep yourself safe
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&&No&&
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WTF?
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&&Gussy&&
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$$Gussy$$
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https://stupidpol.site/h/countryclub/post/79285/-/3773366#context
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&&no&&
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Lol
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you could have chosen anything in the world, and you went with edgy?
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Vampire is almost good but the focus is too narrow to compete with things like Furry and Racist, which 90% of this site unironically are.
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lol true but house vampire is very popular probably because its the only ironic house. its like second after racist. it might be first though, im not sure
im looking for the chart that shows how many people are in every house but i cant find it
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In fact I support house edgy so much I'll retain my DC going forward in order to donate. No dc spent till get our home
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This post is on /h/edgy
It already exists
Our next goal is a ping group.
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