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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind β˜†POSITIVE VIBE ZONEβ˜…  2yr ago (text post) 1,378 thread views #16325
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carp: haha look how r-slurred i'm being

everyone: frick off carp

carp: COPE SEETHE I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR MOP REEEEEEEEEEEE

(edit: also fix your ordering system codecel)

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responding to and pinning your comment in a 7 month old thread parodying another thread at the time

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yeah it was on the front page for some reason

also yes i know the post, doesn't make your attempt any less funny though

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@schizocel pinned it for like 45 seconds

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Waste of coins πŸͺ¦

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frick off carp

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