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IRREDEEMABLE-KRAMPUS CHAD/STUD THE TIGER OF TELAVIV:marseytiger::!marseyassadgenocide::!marseyflagsyriagenocide::!marseyflagisrael:  3yr ago (text post) 1,426 thread views #16325
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LET ME UNSUBBBSCCRIIBBE IM SORRY IM POOR

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I’m so happy about my 200 new followers πŸ€—

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How did you r-slurs actually fall for this holy frick

I swear the average IQ of this userbase is freezing cold

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Yeah, I don't follow anyone but even then the whole premise of the "feature" sounded r-slurred and pointless to beging with lol

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I just follow lawlz because I never want to miss a lawlzpost, and frozenchosen so I can bully her in a timely manner

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But not me bb :marseyready:

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No no, I mean, I don't have any issue with following/unfollowing, but the idea of following and unfollowing someone to get 300 coins as an added feature for the site just sounds dumb lol

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I thought it would give me a funny r-slur award, I didn't know it would force me to look at carp's posts :(

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I swear the average IQ of this userbase is freezing cold

*the average IQ of this userbase is freezing cold

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Unironically everyone who fell for that is a giga-r-slur

Rule #1 of rdrama: Don't trust carp.

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It was a TYPO.

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It was intentional.

Pay me 1000 dramacoin and I'll edit my comment in support of you, and never question you again :marseymerchant:

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Only if you follow me.

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4000 for a follow + constant support, pay half upfront, and you'll have yourself a deal

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1000 or nothing, I’ll pay it all upfront but if you gyp me I’ll 30 day ban you

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3000 all up front, and I'll follow my words exactly as I've written them:

  1. I'll follow you on my account

  2. I'll unconditionally support you

I need at least 3k to surpass frozen on the leaderboard. With my amount of wealth, I don't even blink at anything less than 2k. Aren't you #2 on the leaderboard anyways?

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Give me country club access and I'll stop complaining

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I feel you, the "New feature testing - follow and then unfollow me for 300 dramacoins" key is dangerously close to the spacebar key so it's very understandable :marseyagree:

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I didnt fall for the llm profile thing. I didnt fall for the send me 1000 dramacoins and ill give them back guy. I didnt fall for it when you did this but with coins. but for some reason SOME REASON I click the follow button this time. I give up you win.

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It’s called destiny sweaty πŸ’…πŸ½

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I guess im a true follower now then. All hail carp, may his gains be large and his b-words larger.

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For real how many new follows did you get? :0

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About 220 :marseyparty:

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Lmao

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How much do you have to pay to unfollow him?

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