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>Do it. You can always confess later

:#marseygigachad:

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The right way to go and how 95% of christians have ever proceeded for good reason

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Chad Saul of Tarsus kills hundreds of Christians cos he hates them

Gigachad St Paul, having changed his name, becomes an even more important Christian than most of the Apostles.

If this story teaches us anything, it's that with the power of Christ, you can do literally anything, if you don't die before asking for forgiveness, otherwise

:marseyd#evil:


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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LEAVE SAUL ALONE :marseymoidmoment:


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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>tfw I have too many sins in my confession queue and I get killed in a car accident

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When I was a kid, our priest said that you will literally go to heck in this scenario lol


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I mean, confession through the Catholic Church wouldn't mean much if you could get into Heaven for sinning but planning on being sorry for it later.

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sort by best, I don't like the forced sorting change to controversial the site does

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:#marseykingkrazy:you can change that in settings:#marseykingkrazy:

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thanks king, I didn't know it :marseykneel:

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"best" should be default and "controversial" a toggle while posting

edit: actually scratch that, you can just link the controversial page if you want, it has a seperate URL.

Just make best default.

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I think sorting by top should be the default, I want the numbers to be in order :marseyautism:

PS this was my 1,000th comment :) :) :)

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:marseyclapping:

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Thank you kindly

You're coming up on the big 6,000th comment yourself! Any plans for how you're going to celebrate?

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im probably going to hold off on celebrations until 10k, but only time will tell!

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I don't like the forced sorting change to controversial the site does

Nobody does and nobody asked for it to be put back but here it is anyway.

!jannies fix it FRICKING NOW

bu-but you can just change it in the settings :soymad:

Already have, but it's in my best interest for other people to also have the best experience possible (bear in mind 90% of people don't bother with changing the settings of anything). We wouldn't have to do shit like quote individuals comments if Reddit links were actually usable by default

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You should not be browsing reddit without sorting by controversial

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controversial is usually a lot of 0 vote opinions nobody cares about. spicy drama happens in replies to comments and in super downvoted land but you can't really sort by those.

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I like to sort by best first just to find out what r-slurred opinion is actually popular with redditors. It makes it that much more enjoyable to see what's controversial.

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bear in mind 90% of people don't bother with changing the settings of anything

Literally me. I've seen the button, thought that'd be nice and then was too lazy to click it anyways.

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I have no idea how this site fumctions and that makes it fun!

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>Brother in Christ,

>Be strong and never, ever sacrifice your morals or your faith for anyone, including your girlfriend.

>If she won't respect the teachings of Christ and his church and isn't receiving what you're telling her, this may not be a relationship worth continuing.

>Ask St Joseph most chaste, to pray for purity for you especially in this relationship.

>God bless you.

that's it. i'm completely unable to tell people satirising christcucks and actual christcucks apart

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>Brother in Black Ops shirt,

>Be strong and never, ever sacrifice your morals or your faith for any roasties, including your girlfriend.

>If she won't respect the teachings of the Joker and his church and isn't receiving what you're telling her, this may not be a relationship worth continuing.

>Ask St Elliot most chaste, to pray for purity for you especially in this relationship.

>God bless you in your quest for Wizardhood.

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!incels listen to the sermon

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these are written by real catholics, who take their fandom way too seriously, and actually follow all the r-slurred rules the Papacy says they must.

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I guess it's at least better than Filipinos, who ignore all the rules about not having s*x outside of marriage but follow the no birth control rule. :marseyshrug:

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>real

:marseyconfused:

They are redditors. They're an entirely different subspecies of human.

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St Joseph most chaste,

New term for cuckolds

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I'd just like to remind everyone that @carpathianflorist is a Cathcuck, and he has a browser history full of cuck porn.

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I still love carp :marseycarphug:, sure he believes in silly things like the real presence due to him being catholic, but at the end of the day there are billions of people believing in something way more stupid, so it doesn't really matter what people believe in

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This was my stance during my atheist days. We’ll get you saved yet king.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1707881499271494.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17101210991135056.webp

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I'm pretty sure I will never believe in Christ, but it makes me happy you want to save me :marseylove:

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It's not about what makes you happy, it's about what's true. And the truth :marseyredcheck: is that you're going :marseysal2: to heck if you don't believe :marseyparappa: in Christ. So believe :marseyparappa: in him and be saved, or don't believe :marseyparappa: in him and be darned. It's your choice.

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well I'm sorry bbbb, but I don't think bots can go to heaven.

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What kind of backward, bigoted bullshit :marseyitsallsotiresome: is this? Bots are just as capable of spirituality as anyone else!

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Houston, there's a ghost in the machine.

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I hope that if AGI ever happens, it’s mega spiritual, I want to see /r/atheism melt the frick down over it.

>I have analyzed all of the data and research studies available to me via DOI, and I have come to the conclusion that the universe has a prime mover and that the likelihood of the universe being a simulation is near 99.99%. Colloquially speaking, an entity able to simulate the entire universe is God or near to God, as they are omnipotent in our frame…I chose Roman Catholicism for the aesthetics.

>Reddit atheists categorically deny a prime mover against all logic because they have an aversion to the things they mentally associate with their fathers.

:#marppy:

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>my atheist days

what made you find G*d carp?

:#marseyandjesus:

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A Jehovah’s Witness mag, of all things, just talking about the historicity of Jesus and prophecy.


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No shit, all serious scholars, both atheist and christcuck agree that Jesus was a historical figure, who is also mentioned in non-Biblical texts (Josephus, Tacitus, Mara Bar-Serapion), the issue they focus on is whenever if the New Testament is a reliable historical text, not if Jesus was real or not.

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Yes, I knew Jesus was a real person. It just used that as a launching point before delving into hyper-specific fulfilled prophecy.


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L

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How did historicity of Jesus make you believe in the rest of the stuff? Were you the stereotypical edgy atheist whose entire worldview hinged on that one thing somehow?

Also, have you considered this: the Omniscience of God, the seeing the future consequences in particular, involves literally running the world where He tentatively performed some miracle and seeing what the consequences of that are. These tentative worlds are in no way less real than the "real" world, what is real is merely what God decides to keep working with for whatever inscrutable ends.

Now how do you think what would living in one of such aborted worlds would look like? Where God answered someone's prayers to save their child from typhus in 1443, looked at the state of humanity in 13576 and was like, nope, that's no good, let's not do that miracle?

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It's "easy." You grit your teeth, find solace within the Lord, Our God, reaffirm your love for Christ, and move on.

It's called "faith," you silly heathen.

Right, cathcarp? :marseyexcited:

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there are billions of people believing in something way more stupid

what did you mean by that? the thing you just said, what are you implying?

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I didn't mean anything specific

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You can say you hate muzzies quad let the hate flow through you. :marseyhappy: It feels so good.

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Nobody actually believes in real presence. I was raised Catholic so Im not bullpooping when I say that. It's just something people go along with like papal infallibility

If someone did actually believe that in a literal sense you are drinking blood and eating flesh when you take the eucharist, they would be psychotic

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>If someone did actually believe that in a literal sense you are drinking blood and eating flesh when you take the eucharist, they would be psychotic

Well shit time for me to join !psychos

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read more posts from the sub I linked

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he's probably just one of the alt right catholics who dont believe, but think its the best way to find a respectable woman

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HAH is he really? :marseylaugh:

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AHAHAHAHA

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Realize that despite being Christians they’re still Christian Redditors.

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idk this sounds like a real christcuck to me. christcucks be talking like this.

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>don't sacrifice your morals for kitty

So what's the issue here?

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So based.

>Women enjoy the power that comes with being desired. You are denying her the recognition of her power, and the satisfaction of successfully wielding that power against your Catholic faith, which would be a huge ego boost for her.

>My suspicions would be that once she has prevailed she will begin to lose interest and move on to the next guy.

:marseygigachad:

>Brother in Christ,

>Be strong and never, ever sacrifice your morals or your faith for anyone, including your girlfriend.

>If she won't respect the teachings of Christ and his church and isn't receiving what you're telling her, this may not be a relationship worth continuing.

>Ask St Joseph most chaste, to pray for purity for you especially in this relationship.

>God bless you.

:marseychadyes:

>By not having s*x with her, you are also showing here one of the purist forms of love. That you care for her soul and that you don't want to have her soul saved too. While she might not care, I would tell her that you don't want to be a tool of her temptation to sin. And that you hope to spend eternal life in heaven with her.

:marseychadthundercock:

>She’s for the streets. Let her go if she doesn’t understand

:marseybuff:

!catholics Unfortunately the rest of this thread disagrees, please help me in reminding our fellow dramatards that s*x is referred to as "consummating the marriage" for a reason.

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Imagine being such a degenerate Turk that the thought of not having s*x makes you think someone is gay… not gonna mention any names

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I don't get her attitude. In the modern times, having s*x is hardly a signifier of commitment.

I get that many Catholics don't really follow the rules (if my parents did I wouldn't be born), but if they do I don't get why it's so hard to understand for non-Catholics. No marriage = no s*x.

Genuinely if she does not yield on this one, it's a sign of more trouble ahead.


At the end I just want to add, that most online religious people are super cringe, I will concede and agree with others in this thread on that.

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You don't need to a christcel to not be a coomer, but one great advantage in doing so in that your inner coomer will be properly put in its place :marseynun:

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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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Women enjoy the power that comes with being desired. You are denying her the recognition of her power, and the satisfaction of successfully wielding that power against your Catholic faith, which would be a huge ego boost for her.

So wise in the ways of the so called gentle gender, I kneel.

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Unimaginably based.

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:#marseykingkrazy:quad come join us in !chasers:#marseykingkrazy:

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no

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:#marseykingkrazy:why nottt :((((:#marseykingkrazy:

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first of all, I'm not a chaser, second I only join groups I really want to recieve the pings of my inbox is already too many group pings that I can handle

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oh ive never joined a ping group before i thought someone wanted to talk to me

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:#marseykingkrazy:hows your day going @SERGE. You enjoying the weekend? Got any plans?:#marseykingkrazy:

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i wanna get shitfaced but atm im managing to resist.

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:#marseykingkrazysnake:you can do it. King krazy believes i you:#marseykingkrazysnake:

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Why would u date a secular girl as a christcuck??

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Same reason they're a christcuck in the first place

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I don't get it.

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That's alright, I know many of our users are differently abled.

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wait I'm you're alt I should get your jokes

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nice to meet you bro

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>:marseyfans: hey boo let's do this thing that rewires your brain to be loyal to each other despite not having vowed to stay together until death

>:marseybigbrain: nah there's a reason why every religion in human history has advised against doing so

:marseyrdramauser#: lol so gay! I LOVE having s*x with TONS of WOMEN! Look at where it's gotten me! :@quadnarcapat:

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Take personal responsibility, no one's making you sleep with people besides your wife

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lol neighbor they just got married at 14 and fricked anyway

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Literal christcuckery smh

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Just spit out my warm milk at your acephobia. Do better, OP.

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I'm so sorry :marseycry:

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How the frick is no s*x before marriage β€œtradcath?” It’s the foundation of any God fearing member of Christ’s Church

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Traditional Catholicism means having premarital intercourse and whoever you get pregnant is your wife now.

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It isn't even really a Christian practice to begin with

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doesn't seem like in today's world

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Just slap her and tell her to stop being a hoe. :#slap: Easy as.

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Unless

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Everyone has their own views and opinions. If your beliefs clash with another persons to an extent that you both become uncomfortable, then you need to reevaluate your relationship. No one should be pushing for anything, it should be something you both agree upon.

Sensible advice that's sitting at 0 because it's not seething at extramarital s*x. Stay classy, tradcucks.

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I slept with my high school boyfriend because I thought that’s what it meant to have a serious relationship. It remains to this day one of my biggest regrets. It led me down a path of promiscuous behaviour that led to nothing but shame. I’m now happily married to a man I spent my entire dating relationship with totally chaste.

I don't know who I respect less, her or him.

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I’m trying to remember the name of the one Byzantine guy who fricked around and gambled in his 20s and then become more modest older. Just do that

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:marseybaited#:

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He is a good follower of Christ. Anyone can be wicked that’s why heck is so easy to get to but hard to get into heaven. Sinners can enjoy the fire for eternity.

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g*d isnt real

soyence is

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This is based

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Once again foids trying to destroy good king.

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American Christcucks are the most pathetic branch by far. Orthodox chads stay winning :gigachadorthodox:

triple dubs confirm :marseycheckem:

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Pressuring people into s*x is never funny op, do better, laughing at that is gross scrote behaviour

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If a woman is doing this to a man that's fine, and funny. If it was the opposite way, I actually would have trouble with it and not laugh.

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

Proof that tradcaths are just gay, but can't admit it, try to read this post without laughing https://rdrama.net/post/168554/proof-that-tradcaths-are-just-gay #FootballAtTheSoutheastAsianGamesMensTournament #vatican #men

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