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Average millenial and boomer dramatard when ranting about zoomers

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>born this millennia

not all of us

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Weren't the oldest zoomers born in 1996? if so then they did experience the old-school internet, even if they experienced little of it!

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The oldest zoomers must indeed remember the aids pool, and it explains the average age of CWC youtubers

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Oldest zoomers would have first been on the internet when rage comics were big. It was still cringe to be active online when I was in high school though

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This is accurate. Oldest zoomers came to maturity around 2011-2012

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Lemme spergpost about this:

1. Zoomers born in 1996 were 10 years old during the Habbo raid of 2006.

2. And 12 years old (the average age when your inner edgelord kicks in) in 2008, when CWC was just discovered and 4chan entered the spotlight due to chanology, anonymous, and primitive YouTube memes.

3. Most of them started to use the internet at age 8-10 between 2004-2006, obviously looking for flash games and cartoons, which would have inevitably led to them discovering NewGrounds and YTMND as early as this period.

So overall, this makes perfect sense, early zoomers born in the mid-late 1990s are very different from zoomercels born after the millennium, as much as how millennials born in 1983 are different from those born in 1993 :marseyshrug:

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People born in 96 are zoomers now? :marseyannoyed:

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96 through 12 sorry hun

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:#marseydelighted:

yes!

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Let me guess, you were born in 1996? :marseysmug:

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:marseydisagree:

you only get one guess

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Yes

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the oldest zoomers born in 1996

Oof, by the skin of my teeth :marseysweating:

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i don't ED for porn tho

seems like a woman problem

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ED is eating disorder for us bb not pipe issues

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Very transphobic penny bb :marseyclapping2: do better :marseyclapping2:

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never :na: imma do worse :evilgrin:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Brag about it!

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ha ha where's my vape at

goddammit I literally felt sheer disgust down to my stomach.

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Vape mfs don't know their "cotton candy princess cloud" nicotinated glyercine syrup causes them and their clothes to smell like noxious slow broiled gym socks hung out to dry in sewer fumes, and normal laundry solvents don't always solve it

Something about vaping makes you immune to smelling your own post-cloud stank when it settles

"But it smells so good"

for 20 minutes lol

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i hate cigarette smell but it's so much more tolerable than the fruity vape shit

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