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You will just never understand the feels. Dialup modem, beige tower, CRT monitor and 6k simultaneous users on GBS

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something awful wasnt even that good, pay 10 dollars for an account and still easy to get banned

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The forums were complete shit but i pretty much got along with goons in any video game during its prime.

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Goons was basically video game mafia clan. When you're in, everything is good, when you're out its like tryina ice skate uphill when fighting them.

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In the early to mid aughts it was the best place online imo. It had absolutely everything and an active userbase, and the bans weren't unreasonable. After the obama years things got really political but before that all the wingcucks were violently quaranited in D&D

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That's not a flaw that's a business model

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TFW you find FYAD hilarious but know you'll never be accepted there in a million years

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Y u gotta reopen old wounds

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Helldump cred was easy at least you just had to be a c*nt to people, find someone being libertarian or liking anime or whatever and go :marseysmug2: Look at this loser

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Helldump accelerated the decline of SA and ruined the culture but imo it was worth it. The absolute gold they dug up on users. Also turned out almost everyone with "darth" in their username was into anal, like, receiving it and probably in a polycule.

Remember NO YOU SHUT THE FRICK UP, DAD

The Great Goon Database was LowT's single positive contribution to SA

https://www.somethingawful.com/great-goon-database/

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Helldump was just an officially sanctioned SASS knockoff though.

At least one guy copied and pasted the already existing SASS OP for his thread and forgot to remove all the obvious references.

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>Remember NO YOU SHUT THE FRICK UP, DAD

Just a few months ago I randomly had this pop up again in my head in public and someone caught me giggling to myself over it

Another classic HD banger:

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I think about this way more than I should

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Frick goons, nothing good ever came out of that shithole. Just a bunch of smug c*nts who smell their own farts.

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SA is the fathermother of the parts of the internet that are worth anything

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Them and 4chan basically are responsible for modern day internet culture.

SA's problem was that individual goons started to have waaaaaay too much influence over later parts of the internet.

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unfortunately i only used the blockland forums which are only responsible for the kiwi farms and a school shooting

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Lmao

The amount of r*pes perpetrated by goons on goonettes has got to be double digits

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OK maybe some good did...

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:#marseysweating:

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We have to go back.

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:#marseyboomer:

Heck yeah brother

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:!marseyboomer:

cheers

Still cant believe taxman's dead tbh

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Guys a heck of a cautionary tale though. He could have had a really happy successful life.

But he was an alchy r-slur.

Still sad to see him off himself.

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I remember during a manic phase LowT invited some goons to the office, some actually showed up.

He was passed out, wine on the table next to a bottle of pills :marseydarkxd:

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From his ex-wife:

β€œI have been sitting for hours debating whether or not to disclose this, and I feel like it’s something I do need to get off of my chest.

Frankly, I’m tried of being quiet. I’ve mostly had to stay quiet for years about things happening behind the scenes. I’ve held things inside so long and so hard my chest physically hurt the same way it is now.

I considered not sharing this out of respect for Rich’s parents and sister, but after thinking on the incredibly vitriolic wall of text Rich’s Mother sent to me this morning, saying upon many other things, that his blood is on my hands, I need to share it to regain some sense of control over what’s taken place in the past 48 hours.

Yesterday I recieved a divorce ruling that would help me and my daughter stay in our home in Canada and allow me to provide a good life for her as well as pay back numerous debts that had accrued during the past two years when I was receiving $350 a month in child support.

In the divorce ruling the judge found that Rich had willfully spent down the martial fund, confirmed his treatment of me was Domestic Violence and put together a plan to pay for the attorney fees etc. He would still retain custody settled on previously in mediation. He was due to get our daughter for Christmas.

An hour later I was contacted by my attorney who informed me that Rich had shot himself earlier in the morning.

So. There it is.

His other ex and I got to tell our children that their father died without saying goodbye to them, or that he loved them, or to my knowledge, left a note for them.

If you’ve made it this far thank you for giving me space to let this go so I know longer have to hold onto it.”

GodDARN.

Even in the most cynical interpretation of that, it's hard to have sympathy for someone who hangs his kids out to dry over a divorce. Hope his kids won't be too fricked up in the end.

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They've already survived schmorky, what's a little more trauma?

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Lowtax being dead is one of those events I can't believe wasn't faked by some attention-whoring r-slur. It's entirely believable but deniable all the same. :marseylibations:

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Right?? It was so completely on brand. The king goon an heroing in a rented basement

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:(

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CUTE TWINK!!!!

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CUTE TWINK TOGGAF

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:homosig#n:

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:!#homosign:

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Hey zoomersπŸ‘¦ ummm did you knowℹ️ broccoliπŸ₯¦ is supposed to go in your mouth πŸ‘‰πŸ‘… not 🚫 on top of your head 🦱

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Reported by:

b-word

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>spez has super cute curly hair :marseynotesglow:

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I hate the broccoli cut so much, don't lump all zoomers in with wiggers.

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:marseyblops2celpat: it was supposed to be a parody of those old facebook memes

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I didn't think you guys were this neurodivergent

I'm not much older than zoomers and I have friends irl who are a couple years younger than me, I just say things that make me laugh :marsey:

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I'm quite offended that it suggests I've ever listened to c*m town


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podcasts are for cute twinks

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Total zoomer death

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Keyed and accurate

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Keyed? Keyed on what?

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somethingawful sucked

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Wrong.

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!macacos sdds do Orkut :marseyboomer::marseybrasileiro:

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every time i see one of them oldposting about back when le internet was good i want to shoot them through my monitor

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>every time i see one of them oldposting about back when le internet was good i want to shoot them through my monitor

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this image doesnt resemble me at all actually

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>this image doesnt resemble me at all actually

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16820200422897675.webp

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neither does this one

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>neither does this one

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i have more of a builtfat body type actually, and i dont wear glasses

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:#marseychonker2:

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or when they see some shit about high schoolers dunking on :!marseytrain:s or something and its some gay reddit chain of "maybe the kids are ok :marseyhappytears: "

shut the FRICK up

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>or when they see some shit about high schoolers dunking on :!marseytrain:s or something and its some gay reddit chain of "maybe the kids are ok "

>shut the FRICK up

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That's a zoomer meme.

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Why do I only see millennials saying that on twitter?

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U zoomies alright

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Jealousy!

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Just as we dunked on BBS and usenet olds who wouldn't shut up about pirating floppies, so do zoomers dunk on dialup olds. The circle of life

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@GroomercordShill at 2 am alone in the voice chat with the 16 yo zoomer that has a bad relationship with their parents

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I am a zoomer why must you ping me?

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Zoomers are extremely unbased, fragile and cry all the time.

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Zoomers are largely faultless, they've been failed by their shitty Millennial/GenY parents from birth.

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A doomed generation

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>gen y

Gen x

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:platythink:... :diddykongstand:.... zoomers bad.

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Impressive a zoomer was able to write a title complete with consonants. Good job.

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it's so over for us boomlennial bros

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And that's a good thing.

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If you didn't watch Linda Ellerbee put a condom onto a banana on Nick News as a kid because AIDS was still scary, you don't exist to me.

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Lol! Fricking loser who watched Nick News instead of a good program.

Gb2 Blues Clues bich.

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Definitely wasn't by choice. My parents thought it was important that I Understand the Facts because at the time AIDS was Very Scary. But they also knew nothing themselves and were uncomfortable with the idea of talking about s*x, so they made me sit down and watch it with them. At least I learned how to properly put a condom onto a banana so there's no air bubble in the tip. :marseyshrug:

Blues Clues was back-patting trash for drooling nick jrcels. Sometimes I do miss Stick Stickly and Action League Now! tho

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YTV's snit was goated

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Me? I'm a killsometime Chad personally :#marseycapitalistmanlet:

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They fear the zoomerchad

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Lul it me

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