!friendsofpizzashill he said she stole his car but he canโt even drive
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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My current gen f150 is the only auto Iโve ever driven, I donโt miss not having a 5 speed.
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Epic bugman moment
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@pizzashill post redacted DL
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Wowie zowie! You have been selected by Foot Locker to receive a free feet pic! ๐ฆถ๐ฆถ Take a sniff ๐๐ and make your pick before it's too late!
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that's my foot!
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OUR foot
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Cant afford rent, cant afford groceries, cant drive
Never began
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Wait so was she the one that paid for it?
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He paid for it, but only she ever drove it.
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Her mom but yeah
She also pays the rent phones etc
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Literally what lmao.
I paid for the car in cash. I pay for everything.
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How does he get to and from work?
The bus + walking?
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He gets to sit in the backseat..
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Yes. Remember the winter night time posts he made when he was taking pictures of the homeless person when he was walking home and got attacked?
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I wasnt even walking home from work I was shopping for chips.
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At least it's exercise?
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You have been visited by the BLESSED FOOT OF PIZZASHILL ๐ฆถ๐
Send this to five (5) comrades to ensure a long and prosperous career as a Foot Locker CSR ๐ฅพ๐ค and make all your dunks on rightoids cause permanent psychic damage ๐ช otherwise Pojom ๐คฐ will NEVER ๐ โโ๏ธ let you sniff ๐คง her luscious armpit locks ๐
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oh lord that's embarrassing
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how does pizza find the strength to not kill himself
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he's a celebrity on the best gay cat internet forum, why would he kill himself
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Canโt afford a gun
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Those alien fingers couldn't engage anything stiffer than a button on a computer mouse
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he said he had a gun in his car that he would shoot dramatards with if they showed up at that concert he was at the other week
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He used to talk a bunch about buying firearms though.
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but people in his field own PLENTY of guns, carp
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Shelf stockers?
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whatever his field is!
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Literally not true.
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No one believes this.
Youโre not even insured to drive your own car
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I am actually.
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Uh huh. Sure you are.
At least Poji doesnโt lie to save face. Youโre pathetic
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Pojo doesnt even know what day of the week it is.
She isnt lying, shes just clueless.
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Source?
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Fake pizza.
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!friendsofpizzashill please evaluate the truth of the above reply to the thread itself and then see below
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Shes literally wrong. I can take a picture of the insurance cards lmao.
She doesn't even know anything.
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#believewomen
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Wonโt lie, I loose alot of respect for any supposed man who depends on a woman driving him. Might have to unstan pizza
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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His inkwell uprising manifestoes just all sound so cucked now
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Internet autism lore is 1000% more entertaining and captivating than any kind of modern fiction.
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I'm still not convinced that he isn't doing a bit
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I'm 50/50 tbh.
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is that why his gf drives him everywhere
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Itโs also why he was walking home from foot locker in like March at night when he got attacked by the homeless woman
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Why not just learn to drive stick? I taught one of my friends he got the hang of it in less than an hour, it's not that hard if you already know how to drive
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I think that's the problem.
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He doesnโt know how to drive!
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Oh lol I just thought he couldn't drive stick.
I'm still not convince this guys entire life isnt a bit by the site admins to drive engagement.
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why doesn't he learn to drive using the car he bought? you guys don't even need licensed instructors and all that nonsense right
auto's just like playing vidya
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Right but you forget that this is pizza, you canโt go expecting things that require a 15 year oldโs maturity level
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Pizza needs a dom to set him straight, tbh. Agency is wasted on him.
Shame he lacks the charisma to attract even ones that like people who are "kinda losers".
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I could fix em.
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Can't expect pizza to stop playing WoW for a weekend to learn how to drive
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even my mother learned how to drive in America before she could do so in Singapore + we're asian
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wow pizza must be very popular in his local area
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making sure other americans won't drive your car is the reason you buy a manual in america, not sure on what that says about this relationship
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How much of a pain in the butt is it to drive a manual? I've only ever driven automatics but recently I've been considering buying a Miata
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I daily a modified WRX Wagon, so likely similar to an NA or NB Miata. It is amazing in general, but it fricking sucks to drive in traffic if there are hills. Stop and go is fine as long as itโs flat, but holy frick those metered uphill on ramps are torture on my clutch.
Another difficult situation is stop signs on steep hills. Starting on a hill is not that hard if you use the hand brake to keep yourself from going backwards, but itโs pretty difficult to do a quick sub-second stop. You either need to do a rolling stop, which is fine if nobody is around, or fully stop, hold the hand brake, and get going again, which takes an awkward amount of time and makes people think you are yielding to them.
Anyway, Miatas are badass, buy it. I want to pick up an NB at some point.
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With some practice they arenโt bad, mostly learning how to use clutch and brake to take off when stopped on a hill with a car on your butt and stop and go city driving they kind of gets annoying after awhile.
I have driven a lot of different manual vehicles because I am a farmcel so we always had old pickups and semis around and unironically the easiest vehicle to learn manual in is a diesel pick-up truck because they have enough torque where you can dump the clutch in 3rd gear and still take off fine. I used to have a โ99 Dodge Cummins and you literally only needed 3rd and 6th gear in that truck.
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It's not hard, it just takes practice
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I know it's not hard, but is it tedious or annoying? Do you ever feel like you don't want to drive or think that next time you'll get an automatic because the manual is bothering you?
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No
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It is incredibly annoying if you live in the city. An absolute blast if you are low pop though.
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Definitely tedious at times but the question is do you enjoy the control and direct feel you get when driving for pleasure more.
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No. At least I don't think so. But I've been driving manual for decades. You may find it annoying at first
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Tbh yes, if youre driving in heavy traffic it sucks. It also sucks when you first start and youre not good at hillstarts.
Almost all of my cars are manual but I always keep at least one auto for boring just-going-to-work stuff. Automatic blows butt for fun cars. The last time I had a weekend car or project that was automatic was like 10 years ago because they are objectively inferior
Autocopers will say new DCTs and 10 speeds are just as good as manual, but they arent. Porsche is pretty close with PDK but thats about it
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I drive an automatic cayman for track day weekends and never feel like I was losing time for it. In fact a guy that races open wheels drove it and said the thing shifted faster than he could even do the paddle shifter
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I have both, auto is nice for commutes and stop start traffic but it's not a necessity. my weekend car is a manual.
You don't think about it while driving because you've been doing it for 10+ years so youre basically on autopilot.
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Yes, there is a reason automatic is almost universal these days.
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NEITHER OF THEM CAN DRIVE MANUAL
and pizza doesn't drive at all
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Idk how to drive manual I mean I understand how it works, you press the clutch and you change the gears to go different speeds but Iโve never actually driven one
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An actual tutorial
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I've a manual license but I wouldn't know what to do now since all my cars were auto LOL
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Chiobu confirmed for Saudi prince
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"were" could imply that I am carless now
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maybe could imply they're all manual now
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Thereโs no reason to know how to drive manual just like thereโs no reason to know how to use an abacus or how to use the stars to find your way around your yard.
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They are fun
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*she
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Wow carp really is a woman, wtf!?
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I also just find them more fun to drive.
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They are i love mechanical clunk noises
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I bought my first automatic last year, been driving since the early 90s, and I hate the input lag so much. I miss my '05 g35 6mt so much.
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It is an objective fact that manual is more fun to drive and automatics are for fat people
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Manualcels be seething over DSGchads
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Manuals are more fun if there isn't any traffic, but frick any Eurocute twink that thinks they're superior for being miserable in rush hour
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Are you a zoomer or something?. No one over 25 cares about auto vs manual lol keep telling yourself itโs more fun in your econobox boiracer
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Go play with more butterflies in your automatic b-word mobile, cute twink
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I got work to do with my v8 super duty built ford tough b-word neighbor. 8.8L of queer crushing power
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No one wants to hear about the power of your crush on some queer, grandpa.
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Sorry bout the peepee bro better luck next life
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All fine cuz I work for a living b-word
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So does everyone else you stupid hick, the only difference is that an illegal Mexican could take your job but not mine
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I don't understand how you are supposed to drive manual
Left hand is for the steering wheel and right hand is for the road beer... how do people shift gear?
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With their other hand.
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Use your peepee
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Beer in your lap when you have to shift. If you smoke too things can get sketch
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just ash it before shifting
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Does your carpet have holes all over too
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Don't you have mats?
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no why would it
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Oh
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Beer helmet
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It just feels natural to have a knob in my hand ๐
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