!friendsofpizzashill he said she stole his car but he canβt even drive 
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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Literally not true.
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No one believes this.
Youβre not even insured to drive your own car
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I am actually.
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Uh huh. Sure you are.
At least Poji doesnβt lie to save face. Youβre pathetic
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Pojo doesnt even know what day of the week it is.
She isnt lying, shes just clueless.
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Source?
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Fake pizza.
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!friendsofpizzashill please evaluate the truth of the above reply to the thread itself and then see below
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Shes literally wrong. I can take a picture of the insurance cards lmao.
She doesn't even know anything.
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#believewomen
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Wonβt lie, I loose alot of respect for any supposed man who depends on a woman driving him. Might have to unstan pizza
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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His inkwell uprising manifestoes just all sound so cucked now
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My current gen f150 is the only auto Iβve ever driven, I donβt miss not having a 5 speed.
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Epic bugman moment
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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Wowie zowie! You have been selected by Foot Locker to receive a free feet pic! π¦Άπ¦Ά Take a sniff ππ and make your pick before it's too late!
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OUR foot
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Cant afford rent, cant afford groceries, cant drive
Never began
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Wait so was she the one that paid for it?
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Her mom but yeah
She also pays the rent phones etc
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Literally what lmao.
I paid for the car in cash. I pay for everything.
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He paid for it, but only she ever drove it.
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How does he get to and from work?
The bus + walking?
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He gets to sit in the backseat..
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Yes. Remember the winter night time posts he made when he was taking pictures of the homeless person when he was walking home and got attacked?
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I wasnt even walking home from work I was shopping for chips.
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At least it's exercise?
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You have been visited by the BLESSED FOOT OF PIZZASHILL π¦Άπ
Send this to five (5) comrades to ensure a long and prosperous career as a Foot Locker CSR π₯Ύπ€ and make all your dunks on rightoids cause permanent psychic damage πͺ otherwise Pojom π€° will NEVER π ββοΈ let you sniff π€§ her luscious armpit locks π
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oh lord that's embarrassing
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how does pizza find the strength to not kill himself
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he's a celebrity on the best gay cat internet forum, why would he kill himself
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Canβt afford a gun
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Those alien fingers couldn't engage anything stiffer than a button on a computer mouse
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he said he had a gun in his car that he would shoot dramatards with if they showed up at that concert he was at the other week
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He used to talk a bunch about buying firearms though.
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but people in his field own PLENTY of guns, carp
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Shelf stockers?
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whatever his field is!
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Internet autism lore is 1000% more entertaining and captivating than any kind of modern fiction.
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I'm still not convinced that he isn't doing a bit
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I'm 50/50 tbh.
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is that why his gf drives him everywhere
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Itβs also why he was walking home from foot locker in like March at night when he got attacked by the homeless woman
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Why not just learn to drive stick? I taught one of my friends he got the hang of it in less than an hour, it's not that hard if you already know how to drive
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I think that's the problem.
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He doesnβt know how to drive!
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Oh lol I just thought he couldn't drive stick.
I'm still not convince this guys entire life isnt a bit by the site admins to drive engagement.
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why doesn't he learn to drive using the car he bought? you guys don't even need licensed instructors and all that nonsense right
auto's just like playing vidya
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Right but you forget that this is pizza, you canβt go expecting things that require a 15 year oldβs maturity level
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Pizza needs a dom to set him straight, tbh. Agency is wasted on him.
Shame he lacks the charisma to attract even ones that like people who are "kinda losers".
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I could fix em.
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Can't expect pizza to stop playing WoW for a weekend to learn how to drive
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even my mother learned how to drive in America before she could do so in Singapore + we're asian
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wow pizza must be very popular in his local area
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i'm constantly awestruck at just how immature and childlike they both are despite being 34 years old
!zoomers yet ANOTHER miLLeniaL L
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Millennials are subhuman. Less mature than the average zoomer, which is saying something.
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That photo of pizza that floats around looks like he is in his teens or early 20s, no way he is over 30.
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That shit is from forever ago
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I'm 34 and look younger
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pojom confirmed that both her and pizza were born in 1990
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She looks like a 15 year old girl
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Where the frick are you people getting all this lore from? I barely knew he had a gf and you all apparently have photos, chat logs, birthdates...
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i kno u n ur foid got cute cats
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That's because i freely post about it here, not in groomercord
Dexter was being a hat again
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Our cats match
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My first golden!
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Groomercord leaks
https://rdrama.net/post/173853/smash-or-pass-pizzashill-gf-edition
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Carp caaaaaaaaaarp! Fix! Pls
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How can i form an opinion of pizza if i can't goon to photos of his girlfriend
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Idk she may be lying, shes a woman after all right
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she's not smart enough to lie
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r they rly??
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sorry, 33 actually
but LOL
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It says 32 on the arrest
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lol send me the arrest please
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close enough, she's 32.7 years old
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