smiles at him. 
I've never had a moral objection to strip clubs. If two consenting adults want to exchange money for sexual teasing, who am I to stop them? But I did have a financial objection to strip clubs. The drinks are obscenely expensive, there's plenty of free/inexpensive porn online, and tipping is awkward even when there's no nudity involved.
Later, when I approach a girl, she smiles at me. Girls don't smile at me. Guys don't smile at me. My approach is not something at elicits smiles. But when I walk up to this girl she smiles like I just made her night because she was hoping I'd talk to her.
I think back to that night now, and I cry. I cry because of how happy it made me, and how that contrasts with my day to day life.
I cry because, in my nervousness, I think I forgot to even tell this girl my name. And even if I did tell her, she wouldn't remember it by now.
I'm having a really hard time processing these feelings, and I don't know who to talk to. I want to talk to my wife about it, but I don't know how. I love her, and I don't want to hurt her. I don't want her to think that I don't find her attractive, because I do. I don't want her to think that I doubt her love, because I don't. But I don't know how to explain that the feelings I felt in that strip club were powerfully different than what I feel at home.
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This might actually be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read
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What the frick was this guy doing in a strip club? Was he going to ask the stripper to play Super Smash Bros with him?![:derpthinking:]( ":derpthinking:")
Edit: she was going to play super "SMASH" bros with him![:derpsnickering:]( ":derpsnickering:")
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same.
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This is incredible pathetic. Based on the overly detailed and positive edit I wouldn't be surprised if he made up the wife part
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>is married
>goes to strip club and receives a smile
>repeatedly cries in joy years later
Yup, that is a bonafide redditor.![:marseypipe:]( ":marseypipe:")
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Oh my God this is the M. Night Shyamalan of reddit posts, that wife part came completely out of goddarn nowhere. I didnt even read your title so I wasn't spoiled. I dont even care if this is fake or a completely pathetic real person, this post is amazing
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I love dogs but Reddit makes me ashamed of it and I’d literally eat a golden retriever just to post about it.
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Cats and dogs are great and all but nothing awakens violent urges inside of me quite like plebbitors talking about their "furbabies".
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I could cut someone entirely out of my life if I heard them use that term unironically in the real world.
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Nobody cares 🙄🥱
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I was reading through the whole post thinking he had never spoken to a woman before in his life. How does someone who can’t interact with a woman without crying end up married?
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Not just married, married with a baby. His wife apparently has the soul responsibility of taking care of it at night too because he sleeps right through its crying.
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Is it really fair to expect him to take care of his wife's baby?
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It’s Jamal kid
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Is he a…nice person? He was legitimately concerned he didn’t tell the stripper his name, even knowing she didn’t give a shit, simply because it was impolite.
We have to thank the endless free time the monarchists had to perfect this level of social class obsession.
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I honestly think it's easier for some guys to get married than to get laid.
A lot of women are just looking for a guy who's financially solvent, probably won't have any opportunity to cheat and will put a baby in them.
It's a miserable situation for the guys though (hence this post).
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Betabuxxer and he cried because he was never loved and his le wife just prove it by not getting mad for his r-slur action. She probably even happy he did it since now guilt free she can tell him about Jamal
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I felt bad for him until the end. Such bizzare thoughts to be going through someone's head when they are married. Why the frick do you give a shit what random people think of you at that point?
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I want to know what other random nonsense he’s self obsessing about as his body slowly dies and the world shits him down the potty.
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good night i don't like men
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Men like this are why women believe nonbinaries are real.
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In this instance you are absolutely correct.
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To see titties?![:marseybooba:]( ":marseybooba:")
"That stripper smiling at me because she wanted my money made me feel more loved than when I cry in the corner as you get plowed by your bull."![:marsoy:]( ":marsoy:")
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Something tells me that even the brothas want nothing to do with his wife.
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Strip clubs are analog OnlyFans
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But you can feel those tiddies and have boring protected s*x with them if you spend a lot of money.
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That's an infinitely superior return on investment than OnlyFans regardless of how mediocre the experience is.
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Yeah, I'm not entirely knocking it
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Yeah but for the price you could get cocaine and a real hooker.
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I’ve never gotten laid or gotten blowjobs from any internet porn. Edit: That does depend on the particular strip club.
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Lol imagine telling this to your wife.
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Imagine not taking your wife to the club
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Imagine staying with that pathetic excuse of a husband after he told you that.
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What a kitty.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Do I have an obscure idea about strip clubs? I don't go to get turned on or get attention from the strippers. I go there to be a pig. I go there to hoot and hollar and get drunk while some broad shakes her clam in my face, maybe throw a couple dollars around. It's not even sexual, it's hilarious.
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Nah, I think you have the right idea. Guys who use strippers as a substitute for affection are one bad day away from raping a college student.
Only time I went to a strip club was to provide cover for my friends who had the bright idea to bring their fiancées. A girl made her clit move hands free in front of my face before smashing my head in her tits and I laughed like a naughty schoolboy but it didn't turn me on.
I also caused a stripper to go off on a massive, pissed off rant at me that night, but I'm tired of blogposting.
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If you were tired of blogposting you shouldn't have mentioned that bit. You clearly want somebody to ask you to elaborate, so elaborate already!
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No
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I had a buddy that fell in love with strippers, and would fall for their bs. It was sad. He finally wised up.
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I feel sad for the guy but at the same time I can’t imagine being so pathetic you’re traumatized by feeling wanted. Especially when he has a wife? Super confused by that last. Part thought it was gonna be 20+ year old virgin. Does his wife just hate him or something? Maybe she’s uggo and he had never felt wanted by an attractive woman?
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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What's crazy is its not that she wanted him, it's that she was willing to smile at him to get his money. I have a feeling the wife is probably ugly but loves him which is why she's willing to put up with his pathetic self. Meanwhile he just settled for her and is dreaming that one day he'll be able to leave her for a better looking foid that he feels he truly deserves.
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Even more disgusting if true.
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What married guy goes to a strip club alone?
Sounds like some serial killer shit.
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eh what? I don't get it, this must be bait. How did he break down over a stripper but he has a wife?
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behold, modern man
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I don’t even know where to start. Motherlover went to the strip club with $300 and couldn’t even get laid. I’ve been to Tijuana a ton, so maybe I’m jaded, since you can get laid there for $50, but $300 even in Vegas should get you a blowjob at the least.
And cried? He fricking cried? I mean, whores are gross degenerates and all, but they know what they’re getting into. Even the one a couple days ago that got a stye from a John spitting in their eye didn’t get this upset.
Strip clubs are fricking awesome. It’s the most degenerate place on Earth, and no one cares. My favorite thing to do at a strip club is to get two dancers to compete for the tip, then when they’re done, rip up the $20, throw it at both of them and say split it. I’ve gotten thrown out of several clubs for doing it, but enough blow and who fricking cares.
Long story short, this guy is literally the biggest kitty ever.
EDIT: also, imagine being married and doing all this without telling your wife. I’m not even married, but if I go to a strip club, I tell the gussy, and she’s cool with it as long as I’m honest.
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Longpostbot where are you
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You'd be surprised, at Sapphire's in Vegas for example you need to blow a grand plus to bang a stripper. My buddy went through $1500 in about an hour there.
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What an r-slur
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I have a similar story to this. This was after I got my first girlfriend at age fifteen, im walking around a clothes story and lock eyes with this girl my age. I think we wouldve hit it off if I was single. She smiles at me revealing a set of braces and I laugh and walk away. That at the time made me feel powerful and was pure lifefuel. Now I feel bad because she was probably nicer than my ex and I rejected her because of the confidence I got from one relationship. What im saying is I can understand guys holding onto rare experiences that make them feel good because they dont get emotional validation like women do, but at the same time crying because of a woman who probably just wanted to rob you smiling at you is really pathetic
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real bleakposting hours
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I was in Chicago visiting a friend of mine jn 2005 or 2006 when my friend and I decided to go to an all nude strip club in Albany Park. My friend decided to bring his friend along, who happened to be then-small time director Jordan Vogt-Roberts.
Jorden was an absolute fricking creep at the club. He was pulling strippers aside and doing the whole “you’re too beautiful to be doing this to yourself” and like begging them to go home with him. It was most awkward and neurodivergent experience.
This guy is a big time Hollywood weirdo now. I think he directed that Godzilla or Kong Skull Island movie that came out recently.
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Seeing a couple of guys hinting at this idea in that thread but just as a PSA do not under any circumstances frick a stripper/take a stripper home. It will not end well.
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It never even began
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Wise lessons for all the queens here!
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I did not read your title and when he said he had a wife I had a lol moment
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You wish I would delete my one and only amazing Reddit account, lol. Go delete another one of yours troll, lol
Snapshots:
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