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Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Is the Best Pizza

Why is rdrama so buttblasted about deep dish pizza? :marseyquestion:

It’s delicious! :marseypizzaslice:

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Way better than Ny style. :marseypuke:

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No.

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Snappy confirmed NYC

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Chicagocels btfo'd.

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:#marseynewyorker:

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what's with the mole

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I think it's supposed to be a rat


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:marseycry:

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I stand with Snappy

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Chicago Deep Dish "pizza" is a disgusting yeast flavoured mess, it's an abomination.

Pineapple on Pizza tho, that's where it's at. Love a good Hawaiian pie.


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Based. Hawaiian, margherita, or fig+prosciutto+arugula are my go to options. Depends on the pizza style of course.


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holy hipster yuppie

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Eh I prefer Neapolitan and fire it my self in a Ooni. Went to Naples a couple years ago to try out a bunch of the oldest pizzerias. Not sure which part makes me hipster, liking the new american flavors or the old italian old italian ones?


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Best friends family owned a pizza place I worked at. If his grandpa got this order, he'd probably have just hung up on him while calling him a cute twink in italian.

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:marseydisgu#st:

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You have impeccable taste

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Exactly!

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I don’t know if I’ve ever read a worse take on anything ever

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Follow me for worse, I'm sure I've got way worse takes than this one.


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Hawaiian is so fricking good. I believe haters are just kitties who can't mentally get over fruit being on pizza.

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People think it's funny to have strong opinions about it IRL and I hate having to navigate those conversations.

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I went through my entire childhood and well into my adulthood requesting Hawaiian any time someone asked what kind of pizza I wanted and never heard a peep. Now I can't even mention liking it without somebody making a whole show of it.

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Neighbor tomatoes are a FRUIT.


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Sure, but nobody sees it that way on pizza.

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There's two classifications systems for vegetables - the culinary classification and the scientific classification. We treat tomatoes as vegetables because they'd only ever be served with soup, salad or main course and never with a desert. But the scientific classification system is simple, they grow off a vine and are seeded so they are BERRIES, aka fruit.


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Teenage years wasted in pizzerias taught me that pineapple haters aren't using it correctly.

Thin crust, Sweet Baby Ray's instead of pizza sauce, pepperoni, jalapeno, red onion, pineapple, and a dusting of parmesan & basil. The pineapple and pepperoni need to cook on top of the cheese. The basil really works with the BBQ sauce in a way that standard pizzeria "shake" (parm & oregano) doesn't. :marseychefkiss:

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Pepperoni on a Hawaiian pizza? What the frick is wrong with you? It's HAM or BACON CRUMBLE only.


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Pepperoni is the superior source of nitrates. Are you trying to Botulismmaxx?

And I didn't drscribe a Hawaiian Pizza. Throwing pineapple on something doesn't make it Hawaiian. :marseyindignant:

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You do you bb, I can't lie and say that your combo doesn't sound delicious, I'm just gatekeeping.

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Genuinely disgusting, I regret scrolling down and seeing this comment. :#marseyyikes:

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Dominos is better

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They need to take the sugar out of their dough.

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????????

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It's a reference to a tweet he made saying "take the thong out yo bussy, playa"

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:#taylaugh::#roflmao:

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dominos tastes like what a wet dog smells like. just walking past one makes me want to vomit in my mouth

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when an :marseytunaktunak: says dominos smells bad, you know that shit must smell crazy

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It’s not better but it’s fine to fall back on when somewhere with a questionable pizza market

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Congrats on successful trolling, because I'm actually upset at the idea that anyone could ever say anything remotely good about Dominos.

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I like the seasoning on the crust they use. Ok that's about the only positive thing I can say about them.

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literally the worst pizza I ever had.

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Deep Dish Pizza

Pizza is flat. Chicago "pizza" is a pie. Not a pizza.

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It's literally called pizza pie.

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That's amore

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I wonder how many fat people choke to death on cheese every year

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Living in Japan for the better half of 6 months I would give anything to choke to death on cheese rn

Seriously all cheese in this country that isn't directly imported from elsewhere is like a flavourless dairy chew toy, it's horrible

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Yeah when I got off the plane in the US after being in Asia for awhile, the first thing I did was grab some pizza.


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Bro I could grab some Domino's $5 large pizza deal so much rn

Or a kebab or HSP

Or a steak

Or anything else that isn't fish

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Japacheese.

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It’s a fricking casserole.

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Detroit style is better

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This chain of liquor stores called Buscemi's has the best pizza in the world. Specifically the one at like Plymouth and Farmington.

:#marseycertified:

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krusty krab pizza

is the pizza

for you and me


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is this a jojo reference

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Nice casserole

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White people love their casseroles :marseysmug2:

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What does it say if their "casserole" is better than your pizza?

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It means they made a delicious casserole :marseylickinglips:

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It's clearly a pie.

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Theres this pizza place near me that makes pies so huge i saw a guy try and take his home and he couldnt fit it in his civic and had to cram it in his trunk lol

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There's a place in Philly that makes a 28" pie called Lorenzo and Sons, they are excellent and you've got leftover pizza for like a week

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yeah but then you have to go to south street


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That’s why they make the pizzas so big, so you don’t need to go as often

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Step 1: Pour chunky tomato soup into an empty pie crust. Fill to brim

Step 2: Sprinkle some cheese on top

Step 3: Put it into the oven for a little while

Step 4: Take it out of the oven and pretend that it's "pizza." Sell it to gullible tourists

Step 5: PROFIT!

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The cheese goes beneath the sauce r-slur

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:marseyhesright:

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are you r-slurred? chicago style pizza is mostly cheese

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Doesn't look like it in this picture

:#marseydab:

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yes it does :#marseyconfused:

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You fats have really ruined food. The only places I eat out anymore are fine dining because you fats are rarely not poor, so the restaurant caters to thins with taste and class.

I went into some bbq place with wife’s family (poors) in April and it was 75 degrees. It smelt like a grunge mosh pit.

Fats were shoveling poorly made bbq food into their fat mouths and sweating bullets all around me. I couldn’t breathe.

All of the food we ordered was half butter half cheese. The Mac and cheese was so much butter it solidified on the table after 10 minutes. There were giant rolls of paper towels so you could wipe your sweaty fat butt off while gorging on 6lbs of food.

If you aren’t paying 50-70 a plate at least, get ready for goyslop butter and cheese dishes.

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No thin badge

!thin

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he's so obviously fat, idk why we bother

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Dilate loser

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That’s literally all bbq places but go off r-slur


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Fat alert

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no thin badge

!thin

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Yeah I’m not 14 I don’t have badges kill your self with your dads shotgun

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:#marseyobesescale:

:#marseychonkerfoidpuke:

:#nikocadoavocadodance2:

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You fooled everyone into thinking you aren’t fat

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Peepeelet cope

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I literally have pics of me on here and Joan has seen a pic of my weight on a scale fatty. Cope harder.

!thin


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Okay fatty looool what is the correlation between fatness and being mad

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:marseycopeseethedilate: :marseychonker2:


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β€œOh no this guy is making fun of cheese and fat people sweating eating hog food I’m gunna call him fat” the brightest dramatards

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I read like 2 sentences of your post. Stop taking things so personally lmao.

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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We all believe you fatty

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