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First :marseywinner: they get rid of the hide post feature, now they get rid of awards. How am I supposed to use reddit :marseygold: if I can't wholesome :marseypennylove: award :marseypin2: people's sincere trauma?

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buy upvote bots for people you dislike with your money

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they get rid of the hide post feature,

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As of a week ago the hide post feature was removed due to a "bug"

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No more thanks for the gold kind stranger πŸ˜”

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We’ll share more in the coming months as to what this new future looks like.

months.. MONTHS.. LMAO Redditors are gonna die. Why are you sunsetting a feature when you have no replacement ready!?

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Why sunset it at all? Why not just make it not shit? They're aware of us, they know our mechanics, the blueprint is right there.


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it's baffling to me. it's basically the thing that makes them actual money :marseygangster: vs. ads. i have no idea why they'd sunset it

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Reddit has ads?

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exactly

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incoming crypto legislation

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Why sunset it at all? Why not just make it not shit? They're aware of us, they know our mechanics, the blueprint is right there.

If redditors can give out old awards, they won't pay for the shiny new revenue generating awards. Or the new award code broke the old award system, could be either or really.

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Honestly, people have been asking for Reddit to work like rdrama does since I joined in the 2000’s


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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1-day ban and unban awards are a great idea for all mainstream social media sites. Reddit and Twitter would become solvent practically overnight if they implemented them.

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the ban award :marseygold: idea was honestly pretty :marseyglam: great, but rdrama :marseyoverseether: will never :marseyitsover: come close :marseynoyouzoom: to the time that someone who works at reddit :marseycommielove: used one to ban @pizzashill from the old subreddit for 80 days

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That was when I was larping as a bloomberg supporter. I made a post in support of bloomberg and a reddit admin ban awarded me.

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Omg imagine what would happen when zoomer rightoid and leftoid meme subs try to brigade each other (as they often do)

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Ban awards on twitter would be amazing chaos lmao. I imagine not a single government official would ever get the chance to post a single tweet ever again lmao

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Really? It has to be at least since 1998

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They saw what happened to pizza :marseypizzaslice: the other day and emergency nuked the whole program :marseycodecellove:

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You’re too cool for them

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Because the feature was garbage and shouldn't exist in the first place

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They do this by default. Remove features, replace them with nothing, rinse and repeat.

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Now Announcing: Reddit Mold!

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Lol I remember that, it was pretty similar to an rdrama-type award actually

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Reddit peepee

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:marseyzoomer: Thanks for the estrogen, kind stranger!

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:marseym#oonshine:

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πŸ₯‡ :marseyawardretard#:

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>Note: As indicated in our User Agreement past purchases are non-refundable. If you’re a Premium user and would like to cancel your subscription before these changes go into effect, you can find instructions here.

NO REFUNDS

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:#marseyspez:

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this is what you get for paying money to reddit :marseyxd:

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:#marseysquint:

dude what? This is a very clear revenue stream for them, why on earth would they just cut it off without replacement?

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You see while struggling to become profitable you should :marseynorm: remove all revenue streams and reasons to use your service

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:marseynotes: Thanks for the free business advice, sucker

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It’s Reddit, their incompetence is mind-blowing

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like you don't even have to be any sort of competent to understand that if you remove the money-making feature you stop making money from it. i'm boggled.

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>facebook and twitter don't have awards,

>ok, that means to make money we have to do the same.

>We'll think of something in a few month to replace it.

:marseyclueless:

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Im sure before they made this decision, they looked at the vast hoard of wealth they were amassing every month with it and said, "you know what, that's good enough" before turning off the spigot.

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There :marseycheerup: are only two ways this makes sense; either they’re about to release a more aggressive monetization or they’re extremely r-slurred. I’m fairly :marseytimmy: certain it’s the latter.

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Obviously the " about to release a more aggressive monetization " part.

They repeatedly referenced "Rewarding content and contribution"

What I dont get is this bit "We’ll share more in the coming months as to what this new future looks like."

Why take months to release it?

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they need to sit around and take bong rips until they come up with something

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Stop making admiggers sound cooler than they are. Theyre shooting up estrogen.

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100% they are going for monetization. See how he kept saying 'contribution'? that's where jackoffs pay money so people can get actual IRL money for content they generate on reddit.

It will be a shit show.

They will be sued for it, hopefully out of existence.

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To strike fear into the hearts of the plebs obv

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they are probably planning a way for direct monetization like Youtube superchat and Twitters (not yet released) paid-subscriber + ad-rev share model. That will be way more profitable than awards for both powerusers and Reddit.

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Considering how inorganic the upvote system is, this would be abused to a ridiculous degree. You already have repost bots that take the top comment from the same repost. Since reddit allows people to repost and just post something from somewhere else, it hardly incentivizes anyone to actually contribute quality, original posts. Either way, I feel like reddit would have to get rid of communities and just let anyone post anything to potentially get it on the front page for this to work. and I am sure the conversion rate would be 1000 upvotes = .0001

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Just skip the third party spam and go straight for cross-pollination with OnlyFans

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You are a weirdo if you pay for reddit (or some other site). Therefore it probably wasn't a big revenue stream compared with mobile ads.

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Oh there'll be a more predatory replacement coming, it's just bad enough that they won't announce it ahead of time. Probably lootboxes.

That or there's another massive p-do network exploiting awards and so they have to kill it.

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how much money does rdrama make from dramacoins :capymerchant: :!carpmerchant:

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Yeah I'm not seeing the advantage on reddits side for this? I don't give a shit but it's just odd.

No way it annoys people and costs more to maintain than it brings in

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They've got another, even more r-slurred thing in the works

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Lmao stfu Belle we know you’re going nowhere

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I wondered why the top posts on /r/all were suddenly bereft of award spam. And I have 50k+ coins on my account I need to unload now.

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50k+ coins

i hope they were donated to you thinking you were a foid

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I certainly didn't pay for them.

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Plebs pay for coins

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I have 50k+ coins on my account I need to unload now.

:#marseykys2::#marseyropeyourself:

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>As a moderator of /r/GoForGold, a subreddit that has existed for just short of 10 years that revolves exclusively around awarding users with Reddit Gold / Reddit Awards, I would like to invite an admin to contact us regarding these changes.

>We've had numerous admin contacts over the years and I'm surprised and a little hurt that we weren't reached out to regarding this beforehand.

Lmao "ive been convincing people to give u guys money for years, why didn't you dm me?"

jfc these people dont know how the real world works (should be obvious but still wild to see)

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The amount of non-employees who act like they are entitled to be brought in on Zoom calls with management whenever they make a change blows my mind. Reddit is such a weird community.

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Reminds me of the Wikipedia jannies Jimmy Wales had to disavow.

Just because you're overly committed to an neurodivergent extent to something doesn't mean anyone values or should value you for it.


Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!

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i just cant stand the straggy way he wrote that

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Never heard of that sub. Despite having almost 60k subscribers, it is nearly dead.

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"sorry, the employees that normally contacted you in the past were laid off. Trimming the fat and all that"

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RDrama does when reddidont

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AAAAAAAA I HAVE TO REMOVE FEATURES BECAUSE I CAN'T COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE

literally just stop hiring indians

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Are paneers the worse coders?

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I'd hire a nerdy highschooler before a pooloo

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conversely, hire more so reddit can :marseydead:

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:#marseymerari: HISS

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Kill redditors. Behead redditors. Roundhouse kick a redditor into the concrete.

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