Dumb BIPOC does meme degree, now stuck stocking shelf.
Clearly capitalism did this!
Wagies think their job takes skill 
Clearly, something that is regularly done by junkies and teens over the summer is a meaningful and complicated profession!
I was cashiering during the pandemic at a discount grocery store. A customer asked me how I was and I mentioned I was a bit tired of being on my feet as I was working a long (10hr) shift. Dude has the audacity to to say, " get a real job and then b-word to me about it." Rude AF.
CLEAN THE WARM PISS CHALICE WAGIE!
Blatent BIPOCmisia, Wagie complains about fake 100$ bills 
Wagie gets stoned by peaceful gathering of rowdies
Wagie literally experiences this meme irl
I'm done. I could post another 10 threats of wagies cleaning piss and shit from changing rooms but im bored.
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The hard part of shitty wagie jobs isn't the work, it's a mixture of the work being so bad for your body and being treated like absolute butthole by the public.
I feel sympathy for them because I refuse to do that shit myself
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Idk I think itβs more the mind numbing nature of the work.
Legitimately had few truly bad experiences during the many wagie years.
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Yeah there's something about boring butt wagie work where time starts to pass by quicker without anything happening.
This sounds weird but if you're a mediocre moid working retail you can land coworkers out of your league because they often don't have much else going on.
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Literally every foid I worked with was either in her 60s or in uni getting like a law degree and only showed up in the summer.
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For me it was the constant flood of homeless and tweakers
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I dont cause I worked retail myself which gave me the motivation to never do it again. These BIPOCs dug their own grave.
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In a thousand years our descendants will take bullshit degree classes on studying wojaks as if they were hieroglyphics....
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h...how did you get this photo of me???
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"as if they were" implies we won't eventually use them as a writing system.
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I must be getting old because I have no fricking clue what this is even trying to convey
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Certified loser
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I got nausea from the sight of that bong. I can smell it
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Those who lack perseverence will never see riches
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These losers stuck in retail don't realise that almost everyone once did their time as a retail wagie. There's no way anyone's conning me into thinking there's any skill involved because I've done it myself. Shelf-stacking, checkout, working in a warehouse. Done it all and it's some of the lightest stress-free work I can remember. The definition of unskilled labour.
Scanning stuff, telling the customer how much they owe, counting money, giving change. Wow. We make toys to enact this process for fricking 2 year olds.
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yeah I worked in an auto factory before in addition to retail, if you want to whine try working at a fricking factory 8hrs a day with zero variation. worse than prison, idk how people do it. Robots cant automate that shit fast enough IMO
Retail was a cake walk and I banged 2 girls I worked with
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It's great for the r-slurred dregs of society, hired in batches where the only requirement is pissing clean once.
I sit here. If an engine block appears in front of me, i use this impact wrench to tighten the flywheel bolts.
The impact wrench is calibrated, so I hold the trigger until it stops.
It's suspended from a cable, so I don't actually need to hold it up.
If the engine block is missing the flywheel, that's not my problem -- I'm tightening the bolts regardless.
The Unionβ’ got me this nice padded stool to lean against because I'm 300 pounds and can't stand long periods.
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Never worked retail but I did Lifeguard at a public pool so I get the fun experience of being yelled at by r slurs, having to wrangle rowdies, and being mind numbingly bored plus if you frick up someone dies
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It's funny every time
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wow this dead end retail job sucks, better keep doing it instead of an entry level trade job
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An entry in my field will happen any day now, won't need any nepotism or anything. Companies will recognize my 3.5 GPA and nothing else
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I'm no college grad, I barely got my grade 10, but I'm a tradey. You know why? Because it's been a priority in my life to never deal with customers and also have a job where I don't have to hold my farts in. I'm not a people person, so why would I go into a line of work that doesn't fit? Isn't the job market on fire right now? Get in where you fit in and shut the frick up.
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Why the frick would (non-meme) college grads and skilled tradesmen be doing the shitty retail job in the first place?
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Maybe because these stupid machines malfunction at random and require an employee's card/code to unlock, and the problem always seems to be just "Employee scans card, press yes to continue".
I am convinced the random malfunctions are just the Wagie's equivalent of a quick time event to keep them around the self-checkout area in case someone actually needs their assistance, instead of letting them wander around thinking the self-checkout will do all of their job for them.
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Just pick the most recent item up and set it back down.
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Neighbor, memorizing 10 strings is shit we have 2nd graders do.
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This r-slur thinks people give a shit if a minwagie fricks up. Whats the worst that can happen, you scan an item twice and have to delete one entry?
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Look up item
Search by name
R U S S E
Russet Potatoes
The heck do I need a PLU for? Half the time, the number on the sticker doesn't work.
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I also worked wagie jobs throughout high school / college.
The worst part by far was dealing with coworkers like the type to post on this reddit. It's a weird combo of taking the job extremely seriously while also being absolutely terrible at it. Seeing yourself as above it, while also making it your whole personality. Treating mcwagie hours like it's the front lines of the labor wars against capitalism.
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You load 16 switches and what do ya get?
Another day as a wagie with student loan debt
St Floyd don't visit, I just mopped the flo'
I make my scrip at the vidya game sto'
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Drama posting as a whole rots your brain, the sub is easily one of the most transphobic subreddits filled with Enlightened centrists and alt-light trolls, the mod team is a bunch of weirdo nominally left succdems who post on Stupidpol about how they're the bastion of left thought.
One of them made a post about how they used to be a SJW but alienated all their friends and family and now decries idpol, when in reality they're probably just insufferable to be around
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